Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 14:01:01 GMT -5
Well the liquor was spilled on the barroom floor
And the bar was closed for the night
When out from his hole crept a little brown mouse
And he sat in the pale moonlight
He lapped up the liquor from the barroom floor
And back on his haunches he sat
And all night long you could hear him ROAR
"BRING ON THE GOSH damnED CAT !"
Well the cat came out and they had a little spat
And the cat ate up on the mouse
And the moral of the story is:
"YOU CAN'T DRINK LIQUOR ON THE HOUSE !"
And the bar was closed for the night
When out from his hole crept a little brown mouse
And he sat in the pale moonlight
He lapped up the liquor from the barroom floor
And back on his haunches he sat
And all night long you could hear him ROAR
"BRING ON THE GOSH damnED CAT !"
Well the cat came out and they had a little spat
And the cat ate up on the mouse
And the moral of the story is:
"YOU CAN'T DRINK LIQUOR ON THE HOUSE !"