Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 14:38:19 GMT -5
Tune: God Rest Ye Merry Gentelmen (kind of)
The doggies held a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came by motorcycle,
And some by motorcar.
As each doggie passed the entrance,
Each doggie signed the book,
Each doggie hung his asshole,
Upon his very own doggie hook.
One dog was not invited
Imagine his great ire,
He snuck into the meeting room
And loudly shouted "FIRE!"
The dogs they were in panic,
They had no time to look,
Each doggie grabbed an asshole,
From the another doggie's hook.
And that's the reason why sir,
On land or sea or foam
And that the reason why sir,
A dog will leave his bone,
To sniff another dog's asshole,
To see if it's his own
asshole
The doggies held a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came by motorcycle,
And some by motorcar.
As each doggie passed the entrance,
Each doggie signed the book,
Each doggie hung his asshole,
Upon his very own doggie hook.
One dog was not invited
Imagine his great ire,
He snuck into the meeting room
And loudly shouted "FIRE!"
The dogs they were in panic,
They had no time to look,
Each doggie grabbed an asshole,
From the another doggie's hook.
And that's the reason why sir,
On land or sea or foam
And that the reason why sir,
A dog will leave his bone,
To sniff another dog's asshole,
To see if it's his own
asshole