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Post by virgindick on May 6, 2015 11:29:34 GMT -5
Hash Hare Schedule 5-6-15 Wild Card (Monday nights) list: May 11, 2015 – Pickle Maker May 18, 2015 – Lixalottamushy & Frau Buger (Homo Hash #2) May 25, 2015 – Return To Gender & Finnish On My Face June 1, 2015 – No Blo Ho June 8, 2015 – June 15, 2015 – Brakes 4 Nuttin’ July 13, 2015 – Trifuckta & Shock My Sisters (Shock My Sisters 2nd Analversary Hash) August 3, 2015 – Cum Again Miami H3: (Thursday nights) list May 7, 2015 – Wimp (Wimpo de Mayo) May 14, 2015 – ArgenTuna May 21, 2015 – Duck n Suck May 28, 2015 – Don’t Ask Don’t Tell June 4, 2015 – Duck n Suck June 11, 2015 – Dulce Culito June 18, 2015 – Virgin Dick Weekends, Holidays, and Theme Hashes list: May 24, 2015 - (Sunday) - Stop the Bus (TunaBus Going Away Hash) June 13, 2015 - (Saturday) – Frau Buger –South Florida Beer Mile June 13, 2015 - (Saturday) - Dockside Red Dress Run – Marathon, FL (Mu-sick) June 21, 2015 - (Sunday) – First Day of Summer Hash (Lazy Lay) July 11, 2015 - (Saturday) - Don't Be A Drag Just Be A Queen, So Let's Get Physical 80s Hash – MooseKnuckle & Ass Clap
For up-to-date info call the Hash Hotline at 954-680-HASH (4274)
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Post by virgindick on May 6, 2015 8:09:15 GMT -5
Wimpo de Mayo Miami Hash Thursday May 7, 2015
Hare: Wimp Time: Hare away 7-ish Donation: $2 Location: Parking lot between Collins ave and Abbott ave, and between 72nd st and 73rd st, North Miami Beach. Parking is free after 6:00 pm. Directions: A1A to 72nd st or 73rd st. Go west half a block and enter the lot. Look for the hare having a siesta. On-After: El Rancho Grande Mexican, 314 72nd St. Miami Beach, FL 33141 El Rancho Grande Mexican, 314 72nd St,Miami Beach, FL 33141
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Post by virgindick on Apr 30, 2015 14:28:37 GMT -5
> > May the 4th Be With You Wild Card Hash > Monday 5-4-15 > > Hares: Shrinking Vibrator & DucknSuck > Time: 6:30pm Hares away 7pm (sharp) > Cost: $2 but you should bring your own beaverages for pre-lubrication and circle > Location: Shenanigans at 3303 Sheridan St. (north end of the lot) > > Haring we are, the Star Wars Day trail. Attend you must! > > Go to the Dagobah system (Shenanigans) in the Outter Rim(job), there you will learn from SV and DnS the ways of the trail. If the hash is strong with you, there you will find beer and orange “food”. Cum as your favorite Star Wars character - Chew–Back-Her, Darth Invade-Her, Princess Layer, Luke-Warm Sky-Wanker, Hand-Solo, C3P-Ohhh!, RU-D2?! or cum as your galactically-awesome selves! There will be a prize for the best costume*. > > *prizes are subject to availability. We’re currently shit out of prizes. > Erections: I-95 to Sheridan and west to Park Rd, turn right (north) Shenanigans is on your left. Park in the north corner of the lot and look for aliens/spacy hashers (as normal) and you are there. > > May The 4th Be With YOU!
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Post by virgindick on Apr 26, 2015 15:17:59 GMT -5
Miami H3 Hash Thursday, April 30, 2015 Time: 6:30pm. Hare away: 7:00pm. Hare: Coming or Going? and Wimp. Cost: $5.00 includes all the beer you can drink...cheap! Location: Evio's Pizza and Grill at 12600 Biscayne Blvd.(US-1), North Miami, FL 33181. Directions: Exit I-95 at NW 135 STREET and go EAST to BISCAYNE BLVD.(US-1). At BISCAYNE BLVD.(US-1) make a RIGHT and go SOUTH. Evio's is on the NW CORNER of BISCAYNE BLVD. and 126 STREET. Park at Evio's, in the Citibank Parking lot, or along 126 Street. Hashers will be meeting up front on the patio. Trail and on-after is dog friendly. On-After at Evio's.
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Post by virgindick on Apr 24, 2015 9:15:29 GMT -5
The South Florida Hash Awards & Dinner/905th Wild Card Hash Cafe 27 May 2, 2015 Hares: Virgin Dick, 3.5 Inch Drive, Teflon Willie, Buttherballs (RIP), Pelvis Lives, AOL, Jamaican Me Horny, Virgin Captain and friends Time: Happy Hour at 2:30 pm Hares away at 3:00pm Dinner and Awards Show Presentation at 6 pm Cost: $10 includes pre and post and beer check beer and water, and maybe some light snack. Dinner and alcohol at dinner (though you're first beer at Cafe 27 is included) are on your own and Cafe 27 will give us "special" pricing. Location: Cafe 27 at 4690 U.S. 27 Weston, FL 33332 Erections: There are many ways to get there but the easiest is I-75 to Griffin Rd. Go west on Griffin Rd to Hwy 27, turn right (north) and Cafe 27 is on your right. Drive around to the back (where the trucks park) and to the SE corner of the property and find screaming awarding hashers and you are there. There will be a great shiggy trail (with an Arduous addition) after which we will go into the Cafe 27 for more beer, dinner, and the Awards Presentation Show. There are (pay) showers available at the truck stop next door, if you want or need them after the trail and before the Circle/Awards begin. (Cafe 27 is known as a biker bar, but they usually leave when the afternoon Blues Band goes off stage at 5 pm. A Reggae DJ takes over around 9 pm so we have the stage all to ourselves from 5:30 pm to 9 pm. As a bonus, there may be Jamaican Jerk available along with Cafe 27's excellent menu). Camping is available at Markham Park (at Weston Rd & I-595, (954) 357-8868) just a short ride away. We will award winners of each category in each county at the Presentation Dinner and Show, as well as over all winners in each category. You are encouraged to go to palmbchhashing.proboards.com/ site, register with your hash name and nominate (open now) and then cum back to the site and vote (after we settle on the candidates). You may nominate and vote in any and/or all the counties, but try to nominate and vote for those that you know only, please, and only vote once. We anticipate having a skit during the Presentation Show from each of the hashes so if you are interested in participating let VD (VD@ix.netcom.com) know, as we will have a co-coordinator for each county. ******************************************************************************************************************************
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Post by virgindick on Apr 24, 2015 8:53:33 GMT -5
On On
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Post by virgindick on Apr 22, 2015 17:57:57 GMT -5
Bee Happy! It's My Bee-lated Bee-Day Hash Monday April 27, 2015 Hares: Sacksquats and cockwork Orange Time: Pre-lube at 6:30pm Hares away at 7pm Cost: $3 includes beer check, shot check and circle beer - bring your own pre-lube Location: Marina 84 Sports Bar and Grill - 2440 W. State Road 84 Fort Lauderdale, FL 33312 - marina84.com/Erections: Take I-95 to exit 25 for West FL-84 / Marina Mile Boulevard. Head (HEAD? WHO SAID HEAD?!) West for .5 miles. Make a U-turn at SW 26th Terrace and the location will be on the right. Park on the WEST side of the Marina 84 Sports Bar @ the Rodeway Inn hotel. Look for buzzzzzing screaming Hashers there! Hello my BEE-loved wankers! Well my BEE-Day may BEE very BEE-lated but we can still BEE Happy, run for BEEr and catch a buzzzzz, bayBEE!! Â So my favorite BEEstly FR-BEE and I will BEEstow upon you a trail that will BEE shitty BEEyond BEElief! Lots of BEEr and mayBEE see some un-BEE-lieveable BooBEEs!! (Appropriate Hash BEE-havior! ; ) BEE-yootiful spring is in full swing - sweet is the honey and so is my sting! So don't BEE crabBEE and don't BEE a BEE-yotch, just BEE a good Doo-BEE and join us for a buzzzzin BEEpin good time!! J
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Post by virgindick on Apr 18, 2015 12:17:55 GMT -5
Ass On The Rocks Funny Hat Miami H3 Thursday 4-23-15 Hare: Ass On The Rocks Time: Pre-lube from 6:30pm Hares away 7:15-7:30pm (waiting for Corporate Hashers) Cost: $5 includes pre-lube, beer check, shot check, and circle beer and some orange food Location: Jose Marti Park Erections: Southbound on I-95: Watch for the big green sign that says: "Exit 2C, Miami Avenue, Downtown." It is a left lane exit. Take it. Miami Avenue is at the end of the exit ramp. Turn right on Miami Avenue and go over the bridge. Turn right at the first traffic light onto SW Seventh Street. Go to the second traffic light and turn right onto SW Third Avenue. Go to the end of 3rd Avenue, then make a left into the parking lot. Northbound on I-95: US 1 north to I-95 and exit at "Exit 1B - SW 8th Street and Brickell Ave." At the end of the exit ramp, keep going straight. You are now on SW Third Avenue. Keep going straight. Turn left at the park before you drive into the river. The theme of this run will be a FUNNY HAT RUN. You must wear a hat, the funnier the better. Those that don’t bring a hat will be severely punished with down-downs. Trail will be dog-friendly, definitely not child-friendly. Pre-lube will be a bit longer than usual as we will probably start a little later (7:15-7:30pm), waiting for the Corporate Run wankers to catch up, so make sure you bring your light as we will certainly be running in the dark. Expect a trail that is short and funny, shorter than 4 miles, but as sadistic and unsettling as I like them to be. A beer check and a short check are on the plans. Virgins are very welcome and, also as per Ass On The Rocks’ tradition: Virgins don’t pay. Or as the Hare says, Hello dear half-minds, Thursday will be a two for one deal: The hash run and then my Going Away Again party. When you create the event on FB please add a link to the on-after and I will also post there a link to the hash run (the public version of the event) here is the link: www.facebook.com/events/813256062057273/The start will be at the parking lot of Jose Marti Park, just like during the Calle Ocho run. You can use the same directions. Cost will be $5 as per Ass On The Rocks’ tradition. Pre-lube, beer check, shot check, and circle beer will be provided. Plus some orange food. The theme of this run will be a FUNNY HAT RUN. You must wear a hat, the funnier the better. Those that don’t bring a hat will be severely punished with down-downs. Trail will be dog-friendly, definitely not child-friendly. Pre-lube will be a bit longer than usual as we will probably start a little later (7:15-7:30pm), waiting for the Corporate Run wankers to catch up, so make sure you bring your light as we will certainly be running in the dark. Expect a trail that is short and funny, shorter than 4 miles, but as sadistic and unsettling as I like them to be. A beer check and a short check are on the plans. Virgins are very welcome and, also as per Ass On The Rocks’ tradition: Virgins don’t pay. ON-ON 23
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Post by virgindick on Apr 17, 2015 9:36:45 GMT -5
420 Wild Card Hash Monday April 20, 2015 Hares: Virgin Dick, Anal By Accident, and Anal Blast Time: Pre-lube at 6:20pm (4:20pm Mountain time) Hares away at promptly at 7pm Cost: $2 includes beer check and 420 check but you should bring your own for prelube and circle Location: In the back parking area just south of The Hollywood Ale in Oakwood Plaza (3215 Oakwood Blvd., Hollywood, FL 33020)
Erections: I-95 to Sterling Road and go east to the first stoplight and turn right on Oakwood Blvd. Follow the road (Oakwood Blvd.) way around to the 3rd stop sign. Cross the small bridge and turn left into The Hollywood Ale House. Go to the back of the parking area, turn right and look for the celebrating hashers behind the buildings and you are there.
This hash is not "kid" friendly but dogs and walkers (falkers) should be fine. There is some shiggy as well.
It is still dark when we are hashing and you really might want your flashlight/torch to help find your way. As always at the Hash, flashers are greatly appreciated.
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Post by virgindick on Apr 14, 2015 9:23:45 GMT -5
Miami H3 Hash Thursday 4-16-15
Hares: Pussicane and Argentuna Time: 6:30pm Hares away 7pm Cost: $2 but you should bring your own beaverages for pre-lube and circle Location: 7201 NE 4th Ave, Little Haiti FL 33138
This Thursday the Miami Hash returns to Little Haiti in search of lost time and, since we're there, we might as well see if we find the Rastafarian hippy enclave/ farm animal / paradise where Billy G Goat used to live.
Erections: take I-95 to NW 62nd Ave east, continue to N Miami Ave and turn north, go to 71 St and when you get to NE 4th Ave (right before the railroad tracks) turn north, look for screaming hashers and you're there.
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Post by virgindick on Apr 7, 2015 11:35:16 GMT -5
Miami H3 Pickup Hash Thursday 4-9-15 Likes Twice The Seaman will coordinate this Thursday's hash. It will be a pick up hash: the hare will be chosen on the spot from those volunteering to be the hare. Time: Pre-lube-6:30pm Choose the Hare-6:45pm Hare away 7pm Cost: $3 but you should bring your own beaverages for the pre-lube and circle Location: Parking lot immediately to the right of Miami City Hall at south end of Pan American Drive in Coconut Grove, FL Erections: Take US1 (South Dixie Hwy) to 27th Avenue and turn south (that's toward the bay) and go until it ends in Bayshore Drive. Turn left and then take the first street on the right, which is Pan American Drive. Follow along until you get to the City Hall circle, look to your right and find the pickuping hashers in the lot on your right. The cost of this hash is $3 but you need to bring your own beaverage for the pre-lube and circle
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Post by virgindick on Apr 7, 2015 10:55:09 GMT -5
Fatboy & Flipflop Friendly Wild Card Hash Monday 4-13-15
Hare: shit on My Sheets Time: pre lube 5:00 Hare away at 7 Cost $3 gets you beer√, shot√, circle beer and some fat boy snacks. Where: Lauderdale Beach side Hotel 4660 N. Ocean Dr Lauderdale By the Sea 33308 Erections: I95 I know I know to Commercial Blvd. go east to North Ocean Dr (a1a) go north approximately 1 mile hotel on right. If you pass Publix you've gone too far. Remember to bring your swimsuit and the hare will have a place to change if you don't wear it on trail OK so it seems you folks have been complaining a lot lately. Its too long its too rough its too wet, you turned me the wrong way etc... sounds like my ex wife lol, so I have set a trail a bit from the ordinary. Govern yourself accordingly. As the title states it will be fat boy and flip flop friendly but not doggy or kid friendly. On after will be at the Tiki Bar & Pool where the theme is ABC and if you don't know what that is google that shit! Very Hash friendly bar with great specials on food and drink all night. ON ON
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Post by virgindick on Apr 2, 2015 9:21:55 GMT -5
One Blew Over the Cuckoo's Breast Monday, April 6th
Hares: Hi-Rise Surprise-ski and Jamaica Me Horny Time: 6:30pm pre-lube and hares away at 7:00pm Cost: $2 for beer check and snacks.. BYOB for prelube and circle, please.
Location: The Brass Tap The Shops At Pembroke Gardens, 624 SW 145th Terrace, Pembroke Pines, FL 33027
Erections: From the north, take I-95 South to I-595 W and I-75 S to FL-820 E/Pines Blvd in Pembroke Pines. Take exit 9A from I-75 S. Turn right onto Pines Blvd (0.3 mi). Turn right onto SW 145th Ave (0.5 mi). Turn right onto SW 145th Terrace and park near The Brass Tap.
From the south, 826 N and I-75 N to Pines Blvd in Pembroke Pines. Take exit 9A from I-75 N.Turn right onto Pines Blvd (0.3 mi). Turn right onto SW 145th Ave (0.5 mi). Turn right onto SW 145th Terrace and park near The Brass Tap.
Spring is in the air and it's time to get a little crazy! The lunatics are officially running the asylum. To stick with the theme, come dressed as R.P. McMurphy, Nurse Ratched, Chief, or just be your general crazy hasher self. The hares have promised to dial back on the insanity, so nobody will be SHOCKED.
Falkers trail will be no longer than 5 miles and the r*nners trail will be around 3+ miles. Or not. You really can't trust these crazy hares!
On-After will be at The Brass Tap, where they will have $1.50 off drafts and 25% off apps, wings, and flatbread.
The Brass Tap 624 SW 145th Terrace Pembroke Pines, FL 33027
Flashers are welcome on trail and whistles, too.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me... than have a frontal lobotomy!
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Post by virgindick on Mar 30, 2015 15:32:45 GMT -5
The South Florida Hash Awards & Dinner/905th Wild Card Hash Cafe 27 May 2, 2015 Hares: Virgin Dick, 3.5 Inch Drive, Teflon Willie, Buttherballs, Pelvis Lives, and friends Time: Happy Hour at 2:30 pm Hares away at 3:00pm Dinner and Awards Show Presentation at 6 pm Cost: $10 includes pre and post and beer check beer and water, and maybe some light snack. Dinner and alcohol at dinner (though you're first beer at Cafe 27 is inlcuded) are on your own and Cafe 27 will give us "special" pricing. Location: Cafe 27 at 4690 U.S. 27 Weston, FL 33332 Erections: There are many ways to get there but the easiest is I-75 to Griffin Rd. Go west on Griffin Rd to Hwy 27, turn right (north) and Cafe 27 is on your right. Drive around to the back (where the trucks park) and to the SE corner of the property and find screaming hashers and you are there. There will be a great shiggy trail (with an Arduous addition) after which we will go into the Cafe 27 for more beer, dinner, and the Awards Presentation Show. There are (pay) showers available at the truck stop next door, if you want or need them after the trail and before the Circle/Awards begin. (Cafe 27 is known as a biker bar, but they usually leave when the afternoon Blues Band goes off stage at 5 pm. A Reggae DJ takes over around 9 pm so we have the stage all to ourselves from 5:30 pm to 9 pm. As a bonus, there may be Jamaican Jerk available along with Cafe 27's excellent menu). We will award winners of each category in each county at the Presentation Dinner and Show, as well as over all winners in each category. You are encouraged to go to palmbchhashing.proboards.com/ site, register with your hash name and nominate (open now) and then cum back to the site and vote (after we settle on the candidates). You may nominate and vote in any and/or all the counties, but try to nominate and vote for those that you know only, please, and only vote once. We anticipate having a skit during the Presentation Show from each of the hashes so if you are interested in participating let VD (VD@ix.netcom.com) know, as we will have a co-coordinator for each county. ****************************************************************************************************************************** There is a souvenir T-Shirt available for $15 but you must order it in your size and style (men's or women's) before April 20 or there probably won't be one for you. Teflon Willie has designed a GREAT shirt for the South Florida Awards Dinner and Hash, and it contains all your names. This is a one of a kind shirt, and this is your only opportunity to order one. If you are bringing Virgins or visitors and they want shirts, you must order them in advance as I anticipate no extra shirts for sale on Awards day. It is time to order your souvenir Awards Hash T-shirts. All orders must be in by April 20, 2015 at the very latest. The shirts will cost $15 a piece. There will be a man's style shirt and a female style shirt, in sizes S/M/L/XL (XXL cost $2 more). To order you must email to: Virgin Dick at vd@ix.netcom.com with you Hash name and t-shirt style (men's or women's) size. Please prepay VD in person (or make guaranteed arrangements with VD for payment). If you will not be attending the May 2 event, you must make arrangements to pay for your shirt, and of course arrangements to get it. I (VD) will be glad to ship you the shirt(s) at your expense, or hold them for you until you are around to pick them up yourself.
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Post by virgindick on Mar 30, 2015 15:27:57 GMT -5
The South Florida Hash Awards & Dinner/905th Wild Card Hash Cafe 27 May 2, 2015 Hares: Virgin Dick, 3.5 Inch Drive, Teflon Willie, Buttherballs, Pelvis Lives, and friends Time: Happy Hour at 2:30 pm Hares away at 3:00pm Dinner and Awards Show Presentation at 6 pm Cost: $10 includes pre and post and beer check beer and water, and maybe some light snack. Dinner and alcohol at dinner (though you're first beer at Cafe 27 is inlcuded) are on your own and Cafe 27 will give us "special" pricing. Location: Cafe 27 at 4690 U.S. 27 Weston, FL 33332 Erections: There are many ways to get there but the easiest is I-75 to Griffin Rd. Go west on Griffin Rd to Hwy 27, turn right (north) and Cafe 27 is on your right. Drive around to the back (where the trucks park) and to the SE corner of the property and find screaming hashers and you are there. There will be a great shiggy trail (with an Arduous addition) after which we will go into the Cafe 27 for more beer, dinner, and the Awards Presentation Show. There are (pay) showers available at the truck stop next door, if you want or need them after the trail and before the Circle/Awards begin. (Cafe 27 is known as a biker bar, but they usually leave when the afternoon Blues Band goes off stage at 5 pm. A Reggae DJ takes over around 9 pm so we have the stage all to ourselves from 5:30 pm to 9 pm. As a bonus, there may be Jamaican Jerk available along with Cafe 27's excellent menu). We will award winners of each category in each county at the Presentation Dinner and Show, as well as over all winners in each category. You are encouraged to go to palmbchhashing.proboards.com/ site, register with your hash name and nominate (open now) and then cum back to the site and vote (after we settle on the candidates). You may nominate and vote in any and/or all the counties, but try to nominate and vote for those that you know only, please, and only vote once. We anticipate having a skit during the Presentation Show from each of the hashes so if you are interested in participating let VD (VD@ix.netcom.com) know, as we will have a co-coordinator for each county. ****************************************************************************************************************************** There is a souvenir T-Shirt available for $15 but you must order it in your size and style (men's or women's) before April 20 or there probably won't be one for you. Teflon Willie has designed a GREAT shirt for the South Florida Awards Dinner and Hash, and it contains all your names. This is a one of a kind shirt, and this is your only opportunity to order one. If you are bringing Virgins or visitors and they want shirts, you must order them in advance as I anticipate no extra shirts for sale on Awards day. It is time to order your souvenir Awards Hash T-shirts. All orders must be in by April 20, 2015 at the very latest. The shirts will cost $15 a piece. There will be a man's style shirt and a female style shirt, in sizes S/M/L/XL (XXL cost $2 more). To order you must email to: Virgin Dick at vd@ix.netcom.com with you Hash name and t-shirt style (men's or women's) size. Please prepay VD in person (or make guaranteed arrangements with VD for payment). If you will not be attending the May 2 event, you must make arrangements to pay for your shirt, and of course arrangements to get it. I (VD) will be glad to ship you the shirt(s) at your expense, or hold them for you until you are around to pick them up yourself.
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