Post by Yeast on Apr 28, 2005 11:40:16 GMT -5
Hash Trash - Key West April 24, 2005
Editor's note: There are pictures to accompany this Trash, but I don't think they will work due to my e-mail client. We will try to make them available in another form or somewhere else. I have also attached an additional piece from Yeast Infection to enhance this one. Now, if someone would write up the 7 Mile Bridge run and
Hash and activities that surround it, we'd all know what we missed bynot going to the Keys alst weekend. --- VD
Since the request has been made by our very own forever Virgin Dick, I, Lickerbriefs, will provide a lengthy, winded recap of Sunday's Key West Hash as remembered by myself and Sucks on the Beach. Sucks and I showed up at Finnegans Wake in KW roughly at 12:30 pm (being the last to arrive). Quite prompt after changing our minds about 3 times whether to go or not to go. Then
a brief stop at a friends house in KW to confirm start time and location on her 'puter.
Upon arrival into the bar we found: All Hands, Wacker Jack, Forever Ready, Princess Layya from the Planet Nabuuuu, Yeast Infection, Nurse Goodbody, Service My Balls, Candywrapper (both from Tampa), Teflon Willie & Itsy Bitsy (hope I didn't forget anyone). After all the greetings, jokes were made whether we had brought any Key West hashers with us since they happened to be missing. I did mention that minutes before while checking the website I had saved the KW hash hotline number. Immediately Nurse Goodbody had me call Muzak (sp?) I called, he answered and gave me the scoop that he had changed the hash start to the Naked Lunch a few days before, alerting "everyone" through e-mail. I did tell him all hashers at Finnegans were out-of-towners here for
the 7 mile bridge run and generally do not travel with computers. We were then given phone numbers for the hares since he just happened to be in BALTIMORE! While on the phone with him, Candywrapper had seen what she thought was a "hare" run by and Nurse and I went outside and FOUND TRAIL!!! We were at the first beer check without breaking a sweat! What a great city this is!!
Wha Wha returned my message as to 'where R U?
' (she was girlfriend or wife of Waterboy) one of the hares (the other hare being Icy Cujo) We were told to wait there since they were walking to our exact location. Turns out there were 4 KW hashers (hounds), one being a virgin (Jane, Janet, or something not even close to this but a very cool lady), Garden Nome, Wha Wha, Thar She Blows (who was really bi-city between KW & Kansas City and the wife of Muzak, the KW hash answer man in BALTIMORE!) We chatted, bonded, scolded, drank, toasted etc.
Then took off to find the second half of the trail. Apparently we missed the very scenic Old Harbor first part of the trail but took their word for it. Then there were checks, YBF's, tittie checks, true trail and all the other fun hashing activities on a walking trail. The highlight of the trail was talking about "whatever happened to Drinks
like a Sailor?" and who cums driving up in her trolley full of
unsuspecting touristas?!! None other than Drinks! We cheered and sang as she promptly was explaining to her group the existence of the HASH HOUSE HARRIERS! We were lucky enough to see her cum around twice and Garden Nome had to drink a downdown for calling her by her mother given name. We then found BN and were thrilled since we went almost a mile (there were a lot of checks and YBF's) without a cool, frothy beaverage. Soon we found ourselves on the upstairs, outside porch of TEAZERS, yes, my fellow hashers, a strip club. There was a Teazers bouncer named Angela there who was our guardian, guard, chaperon or something else to that extent. I believe she was there to protect us from doing
anything stupid or illegal or wait a minute are those hashers going into a stripper CAGE!! Why yes, it is.
Now all about that already famous 2 hour (+/-) circle up: Yeast Infection was our R.A. and it began slow with the usual shitty trail, birthdays etc. Mind you it began slow since we were all very exhausted from WALKING almost an entire mile without cooling off and the sun, yeah, it was HOT!!! Then the pitchers started to arrive and arrive and arrive and, yes, arrive. that's Angela there behind our nectar! She actually brought us 3 or 4 pitchers of bEeR ON THE HOUSE! Of course she was thanked in song and cheer. Then the accusations were flying. there is WAY too much detail to put into words, but some of the accusations included: Sucks on the Beach accusing all hashers
who were wearing cornia protection since he lost his glasses the day before, this of course is shiggyshaggy being in the southern most mile marker; Candywrapper had quite a few good accusations including ItsyBitsy and Service of being Jewish and partaking in yeast on Passover; All Hands being the token black guy and Service my Balls for having the diver down flag on his chest due to
a sunburn and seatbelt. Special thanks to ITSY BITSY who was on a roll!, THAR SHE BLOWS, CANDYWRAPPER, NURSEGOODBODY, YEASTINFECTION, SUCKSONTHEBEACH,
PRINCESSLAYYA, and ALL participants of probably one of the best circles I've been to!
After the completion of the circle up, we were all plenty toasted and still ready for the on-after. For some odd reason it happened to be at TEAZERS strip club. No details please, but hashers will be hashers. After that we went to Captain Tony's and ran into a Tucson hasher - My Boss Made Me Cum. Happy to run into hashers she wanted us to sing her a song or 4 and was promptly rewarded being placed on the bar. She even made specific song requests!
That's it in a rather large nutshell. Thanks KEY WEST HASHERS! More pix will be posted on the Ofoto which Anal is talkin' up! Soon, I hope.
ONONONONON
LickHerBriefs
PS: I left KW Sunday night only to return the following day (friends visiting etc) and we did find trail along the water in the Harbor. Ran into Candywrapper and Service who also found trail while wandering around.
ONON
By the way the Key West hash on Sunday was great - there were 10 of us visitors at Finnegan's Wake waiting for the start of the hash (including 2 Tampa hashers) when Sucks on the Beach and Liquor Briefs showed up and then the hares came by and put a beer check mark outside the door, turned out they switched the start location a second time. There were only 6 Key West hashers in all, and 12 visitors. We circled up on a rooftop above a strip bar right on Duval St and had a very long (90 minutes? 2 hours?) circle that was a lot of fun. Eventually the manager of the bar came up and helped shuttle pitchers up from the bar downstairs and she sealed off the area from the crowd down below on Duval Street with those nightclub style red velvet ropes. No one wanted the down-down's to end.
And then we proceeded to the strip bar (Teaser's) where the management had to bribe Princess Layya to not dance on the poles unless she wanted to join the international stripper union local #103, and later finally ran into 3.5" Drive and Circumspector who got to the hash late and tried to autohash the trail - unsuccessfully.
I think the Key West hashers really enjoyed us all coming down there to hash with them, they thanked us several times. We should think about the possibility of a travelling PBH3 hash down to there later in the year (regardless of Hemingway Days, since there is a conflict with that date for the Ft Lauderdale Full Moon Pajama Pub Crawl), maybe offer to have one (or two) of our hashers from south Florida lay the trail with a Key West hasher (or two).
ON ON
Yeast
Editor's note: There are pictures to accompany this Trash, but I don't think they will work due to my e-mail client. We will try to make them available in another form or somewhere else. I have also attached an additional piece from Yeast Infection to enhance this one. Now, if someone would write up the 7 Mile Bridge run and
Hash and activities that surround it, we'd all know what we missed bynot going to the Keys alst weekend. --- VD
Since the request has been made by our very own forever Virgin Dick, I, Lickerbriefs, will provide a lengthy, winded recap of Sunday's Key West Hash as remembered by myself and Sucks on the Beach. Sucks and I showed up at Finnegans Wake in KW roughly at 12:30 pm (being the last to arrive). Quite prompt after changing our minds about 3 times whether to go or not to go. Then
a brief stop at a friends house in KW to confirm start time and location on her 'puter.
Upon arrival into the bar we found: All Hands, Wacker Jack, Forever Ready, Princess Layya from the Planet Nabuuuu, Yeast Infection, Nurse Goodbody, Service My Balls, Candywrapper (both from Tampa), Teflon Willie & Itsy Bitsy (hope I didn't forget anyone). After all the greetings, jokes were made whether we had brought any Key West hashers with us since they happened to be missing. I did mention that minutes before while checking the website I had saved the KW hash hotline number. Immediately Nurse Goodbody had me call Muzak (sp?) I called, he answered and gave me the scoop that he had changed the hash start to the Naked Lunch a few days before, alerting "everyone" through e-mail. I did tell him all hashers at Finnegans were out-of-towners here for
the 7 mile bridge run and generally do not travel with computers. We were then given phone numbers for the hares since he just happened to be in BALTIMORE! While on the phone with him, Candywrapper had seen what she thought was a "hare" run by and Nurse and I went outside and FOUND TRAIL!!! We were at the first beer check without breaking a sweat! What a great city this is!!
Wha Wha returned my message as to 'where R U?
' (she was girlfriend or wife of Waterboy) one of the hares (the other hare being Icy Cujo) We were told to wait there since they were walking to our exact location. Turns out there were 4 KW hashers (hounds), one being a virgin (Jane, Janet, or something not even close to this but a very cool lady), Garden Nome, Wha Wha, Thar She Blows (who was really bi-city between KW & Kansas City and the wife of Muzak, the KW hash answer man in BALTIMORE!) We chatted, bonded, scolded, drank, toasted etc. Then took off to find the second half of the trail. Apparently we missed the very scenic Old Harbor first part of the trail but took their word for it. Then there were checks, YBF's, tittie checks, true trail and all the other fun hashing activities on a walking trail. The highlight of the trail was talking about "whatever happened to Drinks
like a Sailor?" and who cums driving up in her trolley full of
unsuspecting touristas?!! None other than Drinks! We cheered and sang as she promptly was explaining to her group the existence of the HASH HOUSE HARRIERS! We were lucky enough to see her cum around twice and Garden Nome had to drink a downdown for calling her by her mother given name. We then found BN and were thrilled since we went almost a mile (there were a lot of checks and YBF's) without a cool, frothy beaverage. Soon we found ourselves on the upstairs, outside porch of TEAZERS, yes, my fellow hashers, a strip club. There was a Teazers bouncer named Angela there who was our guardian, guard, chaperon or something else to that extent. I believe she was there to protect us from doing
anything stupid or illegal or wait a minute are those hashers going into a stripper CAGE!! Why yes, it is.
Now all about that already famous 2 hour (+/-) circle up: Yeast Infection was our R.A. and it began slow with the usual shitty trail, birthdays etc. Mind you it began slow since we were all very exhausted from WALKING almost an entire mile without cooling off and the sun, yeah, it was HOT!!! Then the pitchers started to arrive and arrive and arrive and, yes, arrive. that's Angela there behind our nectar! She actually brought us 3 or 4 pitchers of bEeR ON THE HOUSE! Of course she was thanked in song and cheer. Then the accusations were flying. there is WAY too much detail to put into words, but some of the accusations included: Sucks on the Beach accusing all hashers
who were wearing cornia protection since he lost his glasses the day before, this of course is shiggyshaggy being in the southern most mile marker; Candywrapper had quite a few good accusations including ItsyBitsy and Service of being Jewish and partaking in yeast on Passover; All Hands being the token black guy and Service my Balls for having the diver down flag on his chest due to
a sunburn and seatbelt. Special thanks to ITSY BITSY who was on a roll!, THAR SHE BLOWS, CANDYWRAPPER, NURSEGOODBODY, YEASTINFECTION, SUCKSONTHEBEACH,
PRINCESSLAYYA, and ALL participants of probably one of the best circles I've been to!
After the completion of the circle up, we were all plenty toasted and still ready for the on-after. For some odd reason it happened to be at TEAZERS strip club. No details please, but hashers will be hashers. After that we went to Captain Tony's and ran into a Tucson hasher - My Boss Made Me Cum. Happy to run into hashers she wanted us to sing her a song or 4 and was promptly rewarded being placed on the bar. She even made specific song requests!
That's it in a rather large nutshell. Thanks KEY WEST HASHERS! More pix will be posted on the Ofoto which Anal is talkin' up! Soon, I hope.
ONONONONON
LickHerBriefs
PS: I left KW Sunday night only to return the following day (friends visiting etc) and we did find trail along the water in the Harbor. Ran into Candywrapper and Service who also found trail while wandering around.
ONON
By the way the Key West hash on Sunday was great - there were 10 of us visitors at Finnegan's Wake waiting for the start of the hash (including 2 Tampa hashers) when Sucks on the Beach and Liquor Briefs showed up and then the hares came by and put a beer check mark outside the door, turned out they switched the start location a second time. There were only 6 Key West hashers in all, and 12 visitors. We circled up on a rooftop above a strip bar right on Duval St and had a very long (90 minutes? 2 hours?) circle that was a lot of fun. Eventually the manager of the bar came up and helped shuttle pitchers up from the bar downstairs and she sealed off the area from the crowd down below on Duval Street with those nightclub style red velvet ropes. No one wanted the down-down's to end.
And then we proceeded to the strip bar (Teaser's) where the management had to bribe Princess Layya to not dance on the poles unless she wanted to join the international stripper union local #103, and later finally ran into 3.5" Drive and Circumspector who got to the hash late and tried to autohash the trail - unsuccessfully.
I think the Key West hashers really enjoyed us all coming down there to hash with them, they thanked us several times. We should think about the possibility of a travelling PBH3 hash down to there later in the year (regardless of Hemingway Days, since there is a conflict with that date for the Ft Lauderdale Full Moon Pajama Pub Crawl), maybe offer to have one (or two) of our hashers from south Florida lay the trail with a Key West hasher (or two).
ON ON
Yeast