Post by virgindick on Sept 8, 2014 15:31:58 GMT -5
STILL PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN MOTHER F***ERS Miami H3 Hash Trail (and the 5th leg of the South Florida Tour dud Hash Experiment)
Thursday 9-11-14
This day will continue to live in the heart of every American (wankers included). So cum sportin' your best patriot hash attire and give a big ol' "MUR-I-KA! fuck YEEAYUH"!
Hares: shit I Don' Know, Don't Ask Don't Tell, and Private Snowball
TIME: 6:45 pre-gaming, 7:15 circle start, 7:30 hares away
COST: $5 dollars all the beer you can drink (unless you have dietary restrictions, then you will need to bring your own).
WHY: Because it's tour duh hash for f**ks sake!
START: Miracle Market Place Parking Garage (3301 Coral Way Miami FL 33145).
ERECTIONS: from points north or east, Take I-95 South until it turns into US-1 South/Dixie Hwy, make right on SW 22nd Ave, then a left on SW 22nd Street/Coral Way. The parking garage will be on your right next to the Winn Dixie. Go through the entrance and drive all the way to the top.
From points south or east, take US-1 North/Dixie Hwy and make a left onto SW 22nd Ave, do the same shit as above.
From points west, take FL-836 East to the FL-953 South/Lejeune Rd Exit toward Coral Gables. Head (who said head?) down Lejeune Road all the way to Coral Way (SW 22d Street) and make a left. Drive down Coral Way until you see a Hooters on your left, make a left at the light and enter the parking garage.
CO-whore-DINATING INSTRUCTIONS: Strollers and dogs should have no problem. Flashlights are recommended. Gripes, bitches, complaints, call Snowball at 202-689-4150.
ON AFTER: Hooters (at bottom of the parking garage)
Need Crash Space? You can cum over to Casa duh Snowball after the on after. But be ready to depart early for Key Largo (and the 6th leg)!
Thursday 9-11-14
This day will continue to live in the heart of every American (wankers included). So cum sportin' your best patriot hash attire and give a big ol' "MUR-I-KA! fuck YEEAYUH"!
Hares: shit I Don' Know, Don't Ask Don't Tell, and Private Snowball
TIME: 6:45 pre-gaming, 7:15 circle start, 7:30 hares away
COST: $5 dollars all the beer you can drink (unless you have dietary restrictions, then you will need to bring your own).
WHY: Because it's tour duh hash for f**ks sake!
START: Miracle Market Place Parking Garage (3301 Coral Way Miami FL 33145).
ERECTIONS: from points north or east, Take I-95 South until it turns into US-1 South/Dixie Hwy, make right on SW 22nd Ave, then a left on SW 22nd Street/Coral Way. The parking garage will be on your right next to the Winn Dixie. Go through the entrance and drive all the way to the top.
From points south or east, take US-1 North/Dixie Hwy and make a left onto SW 22nd Ave, do the same shit as above.
From points west, take FL-836 East to the FL-953 South/Lejeune Rd Exit toward Coral Gables. Head (who said head?) down Lejeune Road all the way to Coral Way (SW 22d Street) and make a left. Drive down Coral Way until you see a Hooters on your left, make a left at the light and enter the parking garage.
CO-whore-DINATING INSTRUCTIONS: Strollers and dogs should have no problem. Flashlights are recommended. Gripes, bitches, complaints, call Snowball at 202-689-4150.
ON AFTER: Hooters (at bottom of the parking garage)
Need Crash Space? You can cum over to Casa duh Snowball after the on after. But be ready to depart early for Key Largo (and the 6th leg)!