Post by Poop Over Jizz with a twist on Jan 27, 2015 22:02:29 GMT -5
Remember the hash outing we had at the [insert name] German Bar and Restaurant a few months back? Although the owner was humiliated, we sang like angel trumpets and i so wanted to recapture that evening of splendor again at the on after for this trail. I am going to see about some on afters and make sure we can display ourselves proudly.
Post by Poop Over Jizz with a twist on Feb 12, 2015 19:21:51 GMT -5
The blood-soaked conspiracy of Valentine's Day, driven by the oppressive chocolate capitalists, has arrived once again. Romance monopolists are monetizing the peoples gift of love for profits at the expense of the proletariat heart. The love the mass media is talking about is actually commercial love, turning the unserved masses into a chained, self-loathing consumer. All the mass media does is dehumanize those who are not in love. we must break our chains. Unite!
In order to create a brighter future, we call for solidarity among our unloved comrades so that we may demonstrate in resolute opposition to Valentine's Day and the romance industrial complex. Assembly will begin at the Meyer amphitheater at 6:30pm on February 18th 2015 to demonstrate in downtown West Palm Beach and spread the message of our insufferable Kakuhido brothers in Japan.
The Kakuhido Anti Valentine’s Day Demonstration Hash
Hares: Poop Over Jizz & Supreme High Leader Karl Marx (in spirit)
Location: Meyer Amphitheater 105 Evernia St West Palm Beach, FL 33401
Cost: $5.50* gets you two beer checks and a lickher check. Virgins are free. *Bring an extra 50 cents for the parking meter, parking is free after 7pm.
Directions: to get there exit i95 at Okeechobee blvd and head (who said head?) East to Tamarind ave. Make a Left on Tamarind and drive around until you have a satisfying amount of drugs and hookers and make a Right (east) on Datura st. Take Datura just past Federal hwy and find a metered parking spot. You will need $0.50 for the parking meter. Parking is free after 7pm. Look for demonstrators gathering around a cooler of liquid confidence in hopes of getting the nerve of talking to the opposite sex.
walker friendly. walker trail is dog friendly, not runner.
I need two able body beer bitches!
There will be a new mark special to this demonstration, a ‘T’check.
A ‘T’ is the same a regular check (X) except you will be required to use a tinder nightmare pick up line on someone of the opposite sex (preferably a non-hasher) before looking for trail. Below are some examples to get familiar with the context.