Post by virgindick on Oct 7, 2014 15:22:08 GMT -5
Columbus Day Hash
Monday, October 13, 2014
HARE: NFHN Christy (naming trail) with Donkey Fluffer
TIME: 6:30 pm, Hares away around 7 pm
COST: $4 gets you 3 shots, orange food and circle beer
LOCATION: Top of the parking garage located at 300 Connecticut St., Hollywood beach.
ERECTIONS: From the North: Head (who said head?) south on I-95 and get off (who's getting you off?) at Sheridan blvd. Head east toward the ocean. Turn right onto A1A and drive a few blocks until you get to a big ass parking garage on your left. It's on the corner of A1A and Connecticut. Drive all the way to the top of the garage and look for the screaming hashers dressed as Native Americans. Parking is $1.50 per hour. From the South: follow the same directions as above, except you'll travel north on I-95.
ON AFTER: The Taco Spot located at 1500 N Broadwalk, Hollywood, FL. Specials to follow.
HASH DETAILS: In 1492, Christopher Columbus packed up his three ships and sailed the ocean blue. He was looking for India, but ended up in the Bahamas (oops) and drank a whole bunch of rum (at least that's what I would have done if I fucked up so hard). When he finally landed in the New World, he terrorized the natives, raped the women, and stole all the gold. Wait, why are we honoring this guy? Eff him, we are taking the side of the natives! Let's dress up like the Indians and run around! We will drink all his rum, and get Chris back for all his wrongdoings with some wacky new checks.
Monday, October 13, 2014
HARE: NFHN Christy (naming trail) with Donkey Fluffer
TIME: 6:30 pm, Hares away around 7 pm
COST: $4 gets you 3 shots, orange food and circle beer
LOCATION: Top of the parking garage located at 300 Connecticut St., Hollywood beach.
ERECTIONS: From the North: Head (who said head?) south on I-95 and get off (who's getting you off?) at Sheridan blvd. Head east toward the ocean. Turn right onto A1A and drive a few blocks until you get to a big ass parking garage on your left. It's on the corner of A1A and Connecticut. Drive all the way to the top of the garage and look for the screaming hashers dressed as Native Americans. Parking is $1.50 per hour. From the South: follow the same directions as above, except you'll travel north on I-95.
ON AFTER: The Taco Spot located at 1500 N Broadwalk, Hollywood, FL. Specials to follow.
HASH DETAILS: In 1492, Christopher Columbus packed up his three ships and sailed the ocean blue. He was looking for India, but ended up in the Bahamas (oops) and drank a whole bunch of rum (at least that's what I would have done if I fucked up so hard). When he finally landed in the New World, he terrorized the natives, raped the women, and stole all the gold. Wait, why are we honoring this guy? Eff him, we are taking the side of the natives! Let's dress up like the Indians and run around! We will drink all his rum, and get Chris back for all his wrongdoings with some wacky new checks.