Merry Christmas fuck You & That Scrooge Red & Green X-Mas Hash Monday, Dec 15 2014 Hares: shit On My Sheets and Columbust On My Tits When: pre lube 5:30pm hares away at 7 Cost: $2 which includes 3 quality beer checks, one with shots, orange food, and one of the greatest trails you will ever run. Special guest at chalk talk and post drinks. Which means bring your own pre lube please. Where: 2870 E. Sunrise Blvd, Ft Lauderdale 33304
Okay so Christmas is my favorite Holiday of the year and I am in the mood for giving so I'm going all out for this one. If you should miss it, you will probably have Hashers rubbing it in your face for months to come. This trail is not dog nor child-friendly due to some trespassing and it may enter a venue or two. There will be some shiggy and possibly some water crossings, so bug spray and flashlights are not a bad idea for this one either. Erections: I95 (you think) from any direction to Sunrise Boulevard head east yes I said it, about 4 miles just over the Intracoastal; soon as you cross the bridge make right at the first light by 7-Eleven, then another quick right, take the road to the end, and look for tail gating red and green wearing celebrating Hashers. There is free parking for about 30 to 40 cars, all parking must be west of the restaurant. After that you have to find the nearest meter which is $1.25 per hour. Early bird gets the worm and the parking space Lol On after will be at the Mexican Cantina featuring 24 ounce Dos Equis for just $4.50 and the best fajitas anywhere.