Post by virgindick on Dec 30, 2014 12:24:18 GMT -5
It’s My Birthday and I’ll Hare If I Want To…Even If My 3 Dicks are Still Missing, Full Moon/WildCard Hash
Monday, January 5, 2015
Hares: 3 Missing Dicks with K9 Punisher & shit on My Sheet
Time: 6:30, Hares away at 7
Cost: Trail $3 includes beer check, shot check, circle (BYOB pre-lube)
(see below for on-after costs)
Location: 4851-4855 W Hillsboro Blvd, Coconut Creek 33073
Erections: From the WPB Corned Beef/Hurricane – South on I-95, exit Hillsboro Blvd, turn right and head (who said?) about 4 miles west, enter lot on right, one block west of Lyons Road and look for a bunch of drinking wankers.
From the Miami Tropical - North on I-95, exit Hillsboro Blvd West, head (I’ll take some of that!) about 4 miles west, enter lot on right, one block west of Lyons Road and look for a bunch of drinking wankers.
It is my birthday and I cannot wait to take my wanker friends on a fun and exciting trail. OK…forget fun and exciting…take you on a trail that leads to BEER. Now that I have your attention: Trail is not dog or child friendly. Don’t forget your lights, you will need them. On after at my house for $7 includes beverages, hot dogs, hamburgers (choices available for non-red meat or non-meat eaters) and companion foods…did I mention beer is included…oh, and cake. Oh, yea and a full moon toast.
There will be 3MD Berfday/Full Moon shirts available to commemorate the event for $10. I did not order many, so hit me up for pre-sale to be sure you get one.
The Legend of the 3 Missing Dicks (yep, to the tune of 3 Blind Mice)
Three missing dicks,
Where can they be, where can they be,
They were all together on the graveyard’s wall,
But could not be seen because of nightfall,
And although we did all have a ball,
We missed my dicks!
Monday, January 5, 2015
Hares: 3 Missing Dicks with K9 Punisher & shit on My Sheet
Time: 6:30, Hares away at 7
Cost: Trail $3 includes beer check, shot check, circle (BYOB pre-lube)
(see below for on-after costs)
Location: 4851-4855 W Hillsboro Blvd, Coconut Creek 33073
Erections: From the WPB Corned Beef/Hurricane – South on I-95, exit Hillsboro Blvd, turn right and head (who said?) about 4 miles west, enter lot on right, one block west of Lyons Road and look for a bunch of drinking wankers.
From the Miami Tropical - North on I-95, exit Hillsboro Blvd West, head (I’ll take some of that!) about 4 miles west, enter lot on right, one block west of Lyons Road and look for a bunch of drinking wankers.
It is my birthday and I cannot wait to take my wanker friends on a fun and exciting trail. OK…forget fun and exciting…take you on a trail that leads to BEER. Now that I have your attention: Trail is not dog or child friendly. Don’t forget your lights, you will need them. On after at my house for $7 includes beverages, hot dogs, hamburgers (choices available for non-red meat or non-meat eaters) and companion foods…did I mention beer is included…oh, and cake. Oh, yea and a full moon toast.
There will be 3MD Berfday/Full Moon shirts available to commemorate the event for $10. I did not order many, so hit me up for pre-sale to be sure you get one.
The Legend of the 3 Missing Dicks (yep, to the tune of 3 Blind Mice)
Three missing dicks,
Where can they be, where can they be,
They were all together on the graveyard’s wall,
But could not be seen because of nightfall,
And although we did all have a ball,
We missed my dicks!