Post by Anal Inspector on Jun 9, 2015 12:57:20 GMT -5
Murder Mystery Hash
Greetings fellow wankers. Your old buddy 2 Pump here is pleased to announce the very first ever TCH3 Murder Mystery Hash!
Date: Saturday, June 13th, 2015 Prelube at 6:00 pm with hare away at 6:30
Location: Walmart parking lot. 4001 SE Federal Hwy, Stuart, FL 34997
Hash Cash - $5.00
Situation: Jack Schidt, aggressive womanizer and owner of the Schidt Liquor Company, was found murdered in his study and everyone in the Schidt House is a suspect.
Suspects:
O. Schidt- Jack’s brother and bookkeeper of the Schidt Liquor Company.
Pisa Schidt- Jack’s Sister and fiancé of Harry Le Bia, owner of a competing liquor company.
Harry Le Bia- Owner of the Le Bia Liquor Company (a not so friendly rival of Schidt Liquors).
Buster twattenhaff- Butler at the Schidt House for 25 years.
Pilar twattenhaff- Buster’s daughter and servant at the Schidt House.
Suspects will be available for questioning at booze checks (there will be many).
Sample the booze provided by Schidt and Le Bia Liquors (as well as some hearty hash beer), collect clues hidden along the trail, interview the suspects, and discover some of the darkest secrets the suspects may be withholding. The final booze check will be in “the drawing room”. The “fireplace” will be lit as we sit around, drink, and deliberate. Pipes and tobacco will be provided during deliberation.
Prizes will be awarded to those who correctly arrest the killer. Toe tags will be given to all who show up.
Shirts will be available for $10.00. Regular cotton Ts and ladies tanks are available.
Suggested Items For This Hash:
Whistle
Flashlight
Technology (Camera phones and digital cameras are highly useful when documenting evidence)
Camping chair (For you to sit on during deliberation)
Shiggy Shoes
Shiggy Socks
Hash Attire
Virgins
A Joke
Extra Liver
D-ERECTIONS to the fun:
FROM I-95: Get off (hehehehe get off) Exit 101 (old 61) and follow Route 76 (Kanner Highway) north/east. Make a right onto Pomeroy Street. After crossing US1, Pomeroy turns into Market Place. Turn left into Walmart lot and turn right. Look for festive hashers and a corpse on the most eastern side of the parking lot.
FROM TURNPIKE: Exit at Stuart Exit 133. Make a right onto Martin Highway (714). and follow it East, over the new Palm City bridge, to Kanner Hwy. Turn right onto Kanner and follow it towards I-95 to the first light at Pomeroy. Turn left onto to Pomeroy and take it East to US1. After crossing US1, Pomeroy turns into Market Place. Turn left into Walmart lot and turn right. Look for festive hashers and a corpse on the most eastern side of the parking lot.
FROM US-1: Drive to Stuart on US-1 (south of the bridge) and head (who said head?) East on Market Place. Left into Walmart and go to the most Eastern side of the lot.
Come show off your problem solving skills and become a sleuth!
For more information, call whore Shack at 772-260-7048 or 2 Pump at 716-201-9524
Greetings fellow wankers. Your old buddy 2 Pump here is pleased to announce the very first ever TCH3 Murder Mystery Hash!
Date: Saturday, June 13th, 2015 Prelube at 6:00 pm with hare away at 6:30
Location: Walmart parking lot. 4001 SE Federal Hwy, Stuart, FL 34997
Hash Cash - $5.00
Situation: Jack Schidt, aggressive womanizer and owner of the Schidt Liquor Company, was found murdered in his study and everyone in the Schidt House is a suspect.
Suspects:
O. Schidt- Jack’s brother and bookkeeper of the Schidt Liquor Company.
Pisa Schidt- Jack’s Sister and fiancé of Harry Le Bia, owner of a competing liquor company.
Harry Le Bia- Owner of the Le Bia Liquor Company (a not so friendly rival of Schidt Liquors).
Buster twattenhaff- Butler at the Schidt House for 25 years.
Pilar twattenhaff- Buster’s daughter and servant at the Schidt House.
Suspects will be available for questioning at booze checks (there will be many).
Sample the booze provided by Schidt and Le Bia Liquors (as well as some hearty hash beer), collect clues hidden along the trail, interview the suspects, and discover some of the darkest secrets the suspects may be withholding. The final booze check will be in “the drawing room”. The “fireplace” will be lit as we sit around, drink, and deliberate. Pipes and tobacco will be provided during deliberation.
Prizes will be awarded to those who correctly arrest the killer. Toe tags will be given to all who show up.
Shirts will be available for $10.00. Regular cotton Ts and ladies tanks are available.
Suggested Items For This Hash:
Whistle
Flashlight
Technology (Camera phones and digital cameras are highly useful when documenting evidence)
Camping chair (For you to sit on during deliberation)
Shiggy Shoes
Shiggy Socks
Hash Attire
Virgins
A Joke
Extra Liver
D-ERECTIONS to the fun:
FROM I-95: Get off (hehehehe get off) Exit 101 (old 61) and follow Route 76 (Kanner Highway) north/east. Make a right onto Pomeroy Street. After crossing US1, Pomeroy turns into Market Place. Turn left into Walmart lot and turn right. Look for festive hashers and a corpse on the most eastern side of the parking lot.
FROM TURNPIKE: Exit at Stuart Exit 133. Make a right onto Martin Highway (714). and follow it East, over the new Palm City bridge, to Kanner Hwy. Turn right onto Kanner and follow it towards I-95 to the first light at Pomeroy. Turn left onto to Pomeroy and take it East to US1. After crossing US1, Pomeroy turns into Market Place. Turn left into Walmart lot and turn right. Look for festive hashers and a corpse on the most eastern side of the parking lot.
FROM US-1: Drive to Stuart on US-1 (south of the bridge) and head (who said head?) East on Market Place. Left into Walmart and go to the most Eastern side of the lot.
Come show off your problem solving skills and become a sleuth!
For more information, call whore Shack at 772-260-7048 or 2 Pump at 716-201-9524