Wild Card Hash 10-12-15 Oct 9, 2015 9:25:57 GMT -5
Post by porter on Oct 9, 2015 9:25:57 GMT -5
Monday Oct. 12, Hare:Cold Porter. Cum out and celebrate Columbus Day, Canadian Thanksgiving, and CP's 50th B-Day. Start location is 440 Sawgrass Corporate Parkway in the Sawgrass International Corporate Park, Sunrise, FL USA. To get there take 95 to 595 Westbound. Exit 595 at NW 136th Avenue and go North. Make a Left at Sawgrass Corporate Parkway into the Sawgrass International Corporate Park. This is just past the Shell gas station and T.M. Ralph Funeral Home. Make the 1st right into the parking lot and you are there. You can also take the Sawgrass Expressway and exit at Sunrise Blvd. Go East on Sunrise and make a Right turn on NW 136th Avenue. Make a Right on Sawgrass Corporate Parkway and then take the 1st Right into the parking lot. If you're coming from Naples, you must take 75 to the Sawgrass Expressway since there is no exit from 595 Eastbound onto NW 136th Ave. Prelube is 6:30ish with hare away 7ish. Hash cash is an unbelievably low cost of .50 fucking cents! Exact change please! This includes pre-lube, beer check, and circle libations as well as non-generic snacks. Any a-hole who tries to give me a twenty will be advised to proceed to the Shell station to acquired change. Trail is dog friendly with some manicured shiggy and plenty of trespassing. On-after most likely at the Quarterdeck on Sunrise Blvd. and Flamingo Rd. And, yes, your hash cash covers beer at the on-after. And no, cockwork Orange, there will not be a .51 cent Hash next year!