The Mayor of Bayswater's Daughter ("and the Hairs"

[Palm Beach Hashing]

Tune: The Ash Grove

The mayor of Bayswater,
He has a lovely daughter,
And the hairs on her dicky-di-do,
Hang down to her knees,

CHORUS:
And the hairs,
And the hairs,
And the hairs on her dicky-di-do,
Hang down to her knees,
One black one, one white one,
And one with a little shite on,
And the hairs of her dicky-di-do,
Hang down to her knees.

VERSES:

If she were my daughter,
I'd have them cut shorter

Her hairs we so tangled,
Her first-born was strangled

I've smelt it, I've felt it,
It's just like a piece of velvet

I've seen it, I've seen it,
I've lain right in between it

I could not believe my eyes,
When I peed between her thighs

She slept with a demon,
Who washed her with semen

She lived on a mountain,
And fucked like a bloody fountain

She stayed on a cattle ranch,
And came like a bloody avalanche

She married an Italian,
With balls like a fucking stallion

She divorced the Italian,
And married a stallion

Her cat's name was Boris,
And it played with her clitoris

She married a Spaniard,
With a prick like a bloody lanyard

She went with a Hash House Harrier,
Who fucked her but wouldn't marry her

You need a coal miner,
To find her vagina

I've licked it, I've kissed it,
It tastes like a chocolate biscuit

The light is so glitorous,
When it shines off her clitoris

Her vagina was squishy,
And smelled a bit fishy

The aroma it lingers,
It smells like fish fingers