Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 14:33:27 GMT -5
Tune: Sailor's Hornpipe
Do your tits hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder? Do you need a boulder holder? Do your tits hang low?
Are your tits real small? Are they flat just like a wall? Can you hide them with your hands? Can you see them there at all? Would you look just like a male if it weren't for your pigtails? Are your tits real small?
Are your tits just right? Are your blouses kinda tight? If you had a disagreement could you use them in a fight? Do the boys throw fits when you flash your tits Are your tits just right?
Do your tits go squish when you poke them like this? Do they feel just like a slimy jelly fish? Does your man's pecker stand when he holds them in his hand? Do your tits go squish?
Are your tits real hard? Could you use them as a guard? Do your nipples poke through your pink leotard? When its wet and cold do they stand out proud and bold Are your tits real hard?
Do your tits have hair? Do people stop and stare when you wear a french braid down to your underwear? Do people think your breasts are like your father's chest? Do your tits have hair?
Are your tits really real? Did it take them long to heal? Are they silicone or saline filled? Do the boys hearts race when you shake them in their face? Are your tits really real?
If your tits are teeny weenie or too big for your bikini no matter how they look no matter how they feel be glad that you got 'em cuz you know the boys will want'em