A Prayer (Balls to Mr Bengelstein)

[Palm Beach Hashing]

Part 1: Spoken

Leader: And now, gentlemen, a prayer,

Leader: A Prayer for the constipated.
Response: shit!

Leader: A prayer for the inebriated.
Response: PISS!

Leader: A prayer for the frustrated.
Response: fuck!

Leader: A prayer for the dehydrated.
Response: BEER!

Leader: A prayer for the emasculated.
Response: BALLS!

Part 2: Sung

Tune: Ach, Du Lieber, Augustin

Balls to Mr. Bengelstein, Bengelstein, Bengelstein,
Balls to Mr. Bengelstein, dirty old man.

He sits on the steeple and shits on the people,
So, balls to Mr. Bengelstein, dirty old man.

He keeps us all waiting while he's masturbating,
So, balls to Mr. Bengelstein, dirty old man.

He tried Mrs. Bengelstein, bur she's old and rotten in-between,
So, balls to Mr. Bengelstein, dirty old man.

He ups and he downs them, he fucking well grounds them,
So, balls to Mr. Bengelstein, dirty old man.