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Post by Yeast on Feb 8, 2006 11:36:53 GMT -5
Here is my prediction: www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=134225.5 miles, A-to-B (circle up in the far southwest corner of the park), and yes trail crosses itself on the second half
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Post by Ex-Presidente on Feb 9, 2006 18:58:50 GMT -5
Hash Summary (by Cum Again).
It was COLD. Decided to wear my sweats figuring would rather be hot than COLD. This worked out except they got all "hairy".
Chicken Choker was there because 3.5 started where the Ultimate Frisbee dudes play on Wednesday. It was good to see him. I've totally forgotten about the fight he and I had on the bus in Costa Rica (or have I?).
The first half contained many bad trails that I would swear were prelaid but 3.5 claims were live... followed by about 2.5 (seemed like 3.5) miles following a "Single Threaded" (I'm told it's called) extremely windy, extremely wooded bicycle trail. Many hashers (not all... calm down CookieBoy) "ranged" and preferred the wide double threaded horse trail alongside. But Cum Again decided not to for some reason and followed the trail with a few other DFLs to the beer check.
2nd half Cum Again did range, following the side walk rather than falling for the trail that 3.5 laid in the grass (fool me 15 times shame on you, fool me 16 time shame on me). I would have "won the hash" but CookieBoy chased me down.
Fun circle under the lights beside the Ultimate Dudes, one of which has hashed before, and another is Choker's wife.
As usual of late the hare forgot to check with the on-after to see if they were open and served food. But after trying several bars he was forgiven after pouring several pitchers on the hash. OnOn
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Post by threeandahalf on Feb 9, 2006 22:25:33 GMT -5
We ran the mountain bike trail at Dyer Park. I was the hare, because it seemed like a good idea several weeks earlier. It wasn't too tough, because I work nearby. I stopped by the ABC store for some beer on the way. I got Milwaukee's Finest, Milwaukee's Finest Light, and Milwaukee's Finest Ice. And some crappy beer, too. I've ridden the bike trail many times, so I didn't actually do any preparation other than looking at a map. One of the first hashers to arrive was a vision from the past -- Chicken Choker. He said he still remembered how to hash. Then Dry Hump from Boca, the Head, and CumAgain. I like to think of this picture as "Before and After". Here's Nurse Good Body desperately digging through the cooler in search of something acceptable to drink, and CumAgain digging in his ear for, well, I don't know what. The trail itself went well. I ran the first loop right past the cars, just after the pack had left. I forgot to turn on the GPS for the first part of trail, but I filled it in on the map. DirtyButtKiss almost caught me, as did Yeast. The second half was across some wide fields full of owls. The pack had doubts about whether the trail was semi-prelaid, but it was. Only live, only beer! We held the circle out on the sideline of the ultimate frisbee field. We attracted a couple players who came for a beer while they were out of the game. Chicken Choker kept going back and forth between the field and the circle. CumAgain had a lot of trail debris on his pants. Good down-downs by everyone, including Action Man(!). Glasshole left his hat lying around, so I kept filling it up with chips, and Ayla kept eating them. Glasshole eventually drove off without his hat, and had to ransom it back at the bar.
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Post by Yeast on Feb 10, 2006 9:53:43 GMT -5
"The HEAD " !! Ha Ha - too funny ! I had to think about that a while and then I saw who it was from the photo
A few other details.......yes Dirty ButtKiss DID catch the hare, just before the beercheck.
What about Tight Frame's little doggie pissing on the empty beer cans in the circle ? Did we ever give Chicken Choker an extra down-down for that ? (That WAS his WIFE's doggie)
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, there were just a couple non-Milwaulkee Best beers - Cum Again and I had a couple TECATE's !!
Cum Again, its not "single-threaded", I think the proper term is "single-track". (PS: Those old Palm handheld OS'es used to be "single-threaded" but no longer !)
All in all a great time Wed night at the trail, plus the field lights made the photos of the circle look like it was daytime.
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dirtybuttkiss
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Post by dirtybuttkiss on Feb 10, 2006 16:28:12 GMT -5
yeah, it was a pretty good trail. the circle was freezing though, poor chicken plucker was curled up in a ball just shivering away. At least he didn't piss on any beer though.
I guess 3.5 just doesn't want to admit that the student caught the teacher.
although it looks like he is admitting to prelaying, "The pack had doubts about whether the trail was semi-prelaid, but it was".
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