Wed May 24 - Hurricane H3 - 3.5" Drive

[Yeast]

Take I-95 to Northlake Blvd, and go east about 0.5 miles. L.A. Fitness is on the right (south) side. Drive behind L.A. Fitness, LFSH, and you’re there.


6:30 $5

[Ex-Presidente]

Isn't that the LA Fitness that called the cops on us last time?

[threeandahalf]

Isn't that the LA Fitness that called the cops on us last time?

No, they just sent some steroid apes out to check on us:

Steroid Ape 1: "We heard there were people smoking and drinking out here."

Hasher 1: "Do you see any of us smoking?"

etc.

My prediction is below:

[threeandahalf]

If any hashers want to visit the pistol/shotgun range at Tactical Edge near the starting location before the hash, post/email me and I'll meet you there before the run.

3.5"drive

[Yeast]

3.5",

First your map - I count 5 (FIVE) water crossing and its a bit long, my guess is 6.5 miles ! Anal Inspector must be your advisor for this trail


I know you need some target practice to be able to shoot the steroid apes ..... what are you bringing for us to smoke and drink ?


Here's my prediction: www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=197611
(if you were at the trail I did last October at the same location this should look very familiar to you !)

4.5 miles, A-to-B (behind the new Target ?), beer check in the natural area around mile 3 or so

[Yeast]

Quote:
Isn't that the LA Fitness that called the cops on us last time?

No, they just sent some steroid apes out to check on us:

Steroid Ape 1: "We heard there were people smoking and drinking out here."

Hasher 1: "Do you see any of us smoking?"

etc.

Actually, I got across the street right at the VERY START of laying the trail, in the parking lot of the new Target, and a NPB cop stopped me and asked what I was doing. I told him that a bunch of friends give me a head start and I lay a trail that they follow (good thing I carry the "designer flour bag" with the original packaging to show him it wasn't anthrax), he then proceeded to tell me a story (and detain me for a few more minutes) about how he came out of his house one day and there were hash marks all over the neighborhood - I reallly thought I was going to get caught for sure after that freakin delay ! And Buttkiss was in the pack too

PS, I'm predicting A-to-B so that we are sure to avoid pissing off the steroid apes again !

[doofus]

when you get to B, call 352-494-4075 and let me know where the B is. I'll be in the area.
Doofus

[threeandahalf]

I laid a successful trail in the north county tonight
Despite the naysayers who siad that nobody would come. We had three new guys. Well, two new guys, and one who claimed to be a certified underwater naval technician. There were about fifteen people total. I had scouted a complete trail on the drive up, but as soon as I started I found some cool canals and shiggy that I liked much better. So I changed the trail. And it
was for the better. Although as I was phoning Circumspector the beer truck driver to change the start location I was caught by AI. But he was later disqualified for leaving two minutes early. The dirty cheater.

You can see that my trail prediction doesn't match reality at all.



The second half of the trail was even better. There were no alligator attacks. And we made it through the projects unscathed. Yeast agreed to run the circle, and he did a fine job. He made sure the new hashers did their down-downs properly. And that the hare got the respect he so richly deserved.



Then Doofus White Boy showed up, representing the Palatka hash. Salute.



The on-after was at the new Quarterdeck, where Dribble ruminated, and AI showed us the contents of his mouth. We ate and drank, and then went home.

[SuckMeDry]

Which definition describes Drib, or what he is doing, the best?
I like the botanical definition.

1) Ruminate \Ru"mi*nate\, Ruminated \Ru"mi*na`ted\, a. (Bot.)
Having a hard albumen penetrated by irregular channels filled
with softer matter, as the nutmeg and the seeds of the North
American papaw.
[1913 Webster]

2) Ruminate \Ru"mi*nate\, v. i. [imp. & p. p. Ruminated; p. pr. &
vb. n. Ruminating.] [L. ruminatus, p. p. of ruminari,
ruminare, fr. rumen, -inis, throat, akin to ructare to belch,
erugere to belch out, Gr. ?, AS. roccettan.]
1. To chew the cud; to chew again what has been slightly
chewed and swallowed. "Cattle free to ruminate."
--Wordsworth.
[1913 Webster]

2. Fig.: To think again and again; to muse; to meditate; to
ponder; to reflect. --Cowper.
[1913 Webster]

Apart from the hope of the gospel, who is there that
ruminates on the felicity of heaven? --I. Taylor.
[1913 Webster]

[Ex-Presidente]

Combination of #1 and #3.

He's "pondering" his "softer matter... nutmeg and ... seeds".

[threeandahalf]

Who says you can't learn anything at the hash?

Canal Entry learned that you can't walk on duck weed.

AD/DC learned not to date inside the hash

Pecker Hunter learned not to dive into a 3' deep pool.

And now we all know what "ruminate" means.

[SuckMeDry]

Or did the hash learn not to date AC/DC?

[Yeast]

We also learned that the Lake Worth power plant is really the Lake Worth Ice Plant

and not to give your newly found miniature football to Itsy Bitsy to play with else it will get kicked over the top of the tall roof of the beer distributor building

and, for Red Bushwacker, to not leave your cooler with all the beer check beer in plain sight out on a neighborhood sidewalk

and...................you CAN have a beer-check in a laundromat ! !!!

[ItsyBitsy]

I beleive that was a newly stolen football... Ex-Presidente???

[Ex-Presidente]

If you can steal from the woods outside the fence of a school then it was stolen.

By the way, the football has been returned to its rightful owner (no not the kids). Either Nurse and Yeast went up on the roof of the beer distributor or found (or stole) an exact duplicate.

Itsy, you may NOT play with this new football. I don't want Blackjack to cry.

I believe there's a picture of the new football on a link to Yeast's photos from the Cum Again 50th Pub Crawl.