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Post by Yeast on Sept 13, 2007 14:28:32 GMT -5
Erection to the hash.
Starting location is the Publix/Home Depo parking lot on Okeechobee Blvd and Jog Road. The Publix/Home Depo is at the SE corner of intersection. Park in the NE corner of the parking lot area.
From I-95 north or south get of on Okeechobee Blvd and head west past the Turnpike make a left into the Publix/Home Depo parking lot just before you reach Jog Road.
From Turnpike south get off on the Jog Road exit and make a left up Jog make a right just before Okeechobee into the Publix/Home Depo parking lot.
From Turnpike north get off on Okeechobee Blvd and make a right onto Okeechobee make a left just before you reach Jog Rd into the Publix/Home Depo parking lot.
NFHN Juan
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Post by Ex-Presidente on Dec 6, 2007 9:15:23 GMT -5
Juan was there last night. He's had bad heel pain.
Coming Or Going? was to give him his secret remedy and Juan, with co-hare Bayou Dangle (hopefully it will not be his fourth best trail ever), will be ready to go next week
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Post by dayel on Dec 9, 2007 21:33:15 GMT -5
Erection to the hash. Starting location is the Publix/Home Depo parking lot on Okeechobee Blvd and Jog Road. The Publix/Home Depo is at the SE corner of intersection. Park in the NE corner of the parking lot area. From I-95 north or south get of on Okeechobee Blvd and head west past the Turnpike make a left into the Publix/Home Depo parking lot just before you reach Jog Road. From Turnpike south get off on the Jog Road exit and make a left up Jog make a right just before Okeechobee into the Publix/Home Depo parking lot. From Turnpike north get off on Okeechobee Blvd and make a right onto Okeechobee make a left just before you reach Jog Rd into the Publix/Home Depo parking lot. NFHN Juan
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Post by Yeast on Dec 13, 2007 12:26:52 GMT -5
And Juan's hash name and how he will forever be known to all of hashdom from now to eternity is...................
"Home Juan over the fence" - no, not that one ! (PRICK's favorite)
"Sugar in the tank" - definitely not THAT one !
"The Stalker" - 3.5's suggestion - rejected !
"Orion's Little F*ck Toy" - not that one either........
Nope, after all these awesome hash name possibilities (NOT!) we did have a "concensus" name from out on trail nearly the whole pack agreed on right away, and really fits the trail Juan and Dangle laid last night:
"Bloody Fence fucker", aka BFF
Seems that true trail had not 2, not 3, but FOUR fences to climb and at least one particularly arduous, just south of Jog Road next to the west side of the turnpike.
The confused pack had some trouble finding trail next to the storage unit company at the start, finally got through out past a fence and culvert to Skees road, into the shiggy trail and out to the turnpike and next "fucking fence", all the way along the turnpike to Belvedere Road, sandy trails, and the first beer check. Eventually went through the trailer park and 2 more fences south of Okeechobee and the second beer check at Duggan's bar, where a "retired" Palm Beach hasher was found playing darts. After a total of 6.5 miles, 2 beer checks (and 4 fences) and we finally arrived at the end for the circle and naming. Blue Dick Special brought out a virgin (Conner) we hope to see at the hash again. And a couple of long distance travelers made it all the way to West Palm Beach for the hash (Eat-a-Puss, All Hands on Dick, and Cuming or Going ?).
Make sure to bring your portable ladders next time either of these wankers lays trail again
Also try and start working on a "re-naming hash name" for "Clothing Drop" soon !
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