Post by virgindick on Apr 30, 2013 8:02:21 GMT -5
Pre-Cinco de Mayo Hash
Thursday, May 2, 2013
Hares: Secret Cervix and Hello shitty
Time: 6:30 pm Hares away 7ish pm
Cost: $3, includes Lick-her check and 1-2 cerveza checks (depending if we can out run you wankers)
Location: Start from the Kmart Parking lot at 10700 Biscayne Blvd in Miami Shores
Erections:
From the North: Head (who said head!?) south on I-95 and take exit 16 for NE 203 Street/Ives Dairy Road. Keep left at the fork and follow signs for US-1. Turn left onto NE 203rd St/Ives Dairy Road and continue to follow NE 203 Street. Turn right onto FL - 5 S/US 1 S/Biscayne Boulevard. Turn right at NE 107 St/Quayside Terrace and END at Kmart @ 10700 Biscayne Blvd. North Miami, FL 33161
From the South: Take I-95 north towards Fort Lauderdale, exit 7 towards FL 934 NW 79th St/NW 81st St. Merge onto NW. 6th Ave. Turn right onto NW. 79th St. Turn left onto Florida 5 N/US-1 north/Biscayne Boulevard, turn left onto NE 107 street/Quayside Terrace and END at Kmart @ 10700 Biscayne Blvd. North Miami, FL 33161
Parking: Cars should be safe in the big Kmart lot. Look for hashers wearing ponchos and sarapes and you're there
Mexican themed hash for Cinco de Mayo (Fifth of May for you gringos). Bring your sombreros, maracas and mustaches and prepare to trespass, jump over bodies of water, and run through some shiggy.
BRING YOUR FLASHLIGHTS! Some areas are dark and we don't want to lose any losers on trail. Grab your virgins and your visitors. See you on trail!
Fact:
Cinco de Mayo—or the fifth of May—commemorates the Mexican army's 1862 victory over France at the Battle of Puebla during the Franco-Mexican War (1861-1867).
Debunking the Myth:
Many people outside Mexico mistakenly believe that Cinco de Mayo is a celebration of Mexican independence, which was declared more than 50 years before the Battle of Puebla. That event is commemorated on September 16, the anniversary of the revolutionary priest Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla’s famous “Grito de Dolores” (“Cry of Dolores”), a call to arms that amounted to a declaration of war against the Spanish colonial government in 1810.
Regardless:
It's a good excuse to drink too much tequila, wear Mexican colors and listen to mariachi music while running a shitty (*VD can you write shitty with a line through it on the facebook page? Strike through? Make it appear to be crossed out and replaced with shiggy? If not, just leave it as shiggy trail please! THANKS) shiggy trail! ON ON!
Thursday, May 2, 2013
Hares: Secret Cervix and Hello shitty
Time: 6:30 pm Hares away 7ish pm
Cost: $3, includes Lick-her check and 1-2 cerveza checks (depending if we can out run you wankers)
Location: Start from the Kmart Parking lot at 10700 Biscayne Blvd in Miami Shores
Erections:
From the North: Head (who said head!?) south on I-95 and take exit 16 for NE 203 Street/Ives Dairy Road. Keep left at the fork and follow signs for US-1. Turn left onto NE 203rd St/Ives Dairy Road and continue to follow NE 203 Street. Turn right onto FL - 5 S/US 1 S/Biscayne Boulevard. Turn right at NE 107 St/Quayside Terrace and END at Kmart @ 10700 Biscayne Blvd. North Miami, FL 33161
From the South: Take I-95 north towards Fort Lauderdale, exit 7 towards FL 934 NW 79th St/NW 81st St. Merge onto NW. 6th Ave. Turn right onto NW. 79th St. Turn left onto Florida 5 N/US-1 north/Biscayne Boulevard, turn left onto NE 107 street/Quayside Terrace and END at Kmart @ 10700 Biscayne Blvd. North Miami, FL 33161
Parking: Cars should be safe in the big Kmart lot. Look for hashers wearing ponchos and sarapes and you're there
Mexican themed hash for Cinco de Mayo (Fifth of May for you gringos). Bring your sombreros, maracas and mustaches and prepare to trespass, jump over bodies of water, and run through some shiggy.
BRING YOUR FLASHLIGHTS! Some areas are dark and we don't want to lose any losers on trail. Grab your virgins and your visitors. See you on trail!
Fact:
Cinco de Mayo—or the fifth of May—commemorates the Mexican army's 1862 victory over France at the Battle of Puebla during the Franco-Mexican War (1861-1867).
Debunking the Myth:
Many people outside Mexico mistakenly believe that Cinco de Mayo is a celebration of Mexican independence, which was declared more than 50 years before the Battle of Puebla. That event is commemorated on September 16, the anniversary of the revolutionary priest Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla’s famous “Grito de Dolores” (“Cry of Dolores”), a call to arms that amounted to a declaration of war against the Spanish colonial government in 1810.
Regardless:
It's a good excuse to drink too much tequila, wear Mexican colors and listen to mariachi music while running a shitty (*VD can you write shitty with a line through it on the facebook page? Strike through? Make it appear to be crossed out and replaced with shiggy? If not, just leave it as shiggy trail please! THANKS) shiggy trail! ON ON!