Post by virgindick on May 3, 2013 10:24:14 GMT -5
Wild Card naming Hash
Monday 5-6-13
Hare: nfhn josh (naming0 w/Late Cuming Prick
Time: 6:30 pm Hares away 7 pm
Cost: $3 but bring your own beverages for pre-lube
Location: Parking loton Polk Street between 19th and 20th Ave.
Erections to prelube: Take 95 to Hollywood Blvd and head east (toward Algeria). Take a left just after you cross over the train tracks (you'll end up on N 21st Ave). If a train is passing by, make sure to give it the right of way. If you don't, then you deserve the consequences of your stupidity. Anyway, I digress. After taking the left (which will be in the direction of Canada), head a few blocks up to Polk Street. That is Polk, like the president, not Poke like you do on Facebook to keep yourself busy. Anyway, after turning onto Polk St, drive a block and three quarters. After you pass 20th, we'll be waiting in the second parking lot you cum to on the left. If you hit 19th Ave, you weren't paying attention and should probably take your Adderall before attempting these very difficult directions again. If your erections last more than 4 hours, you weren't hashing hard enough. See you Monday, suckers! On-On!
Hash cash will be $3 for 2 beer checks. Extra beer will be available for final orgy of the night. The on-after will be at the Tipsy Boar. We have happy hour specials for the group all night: $2 off drafts, wine, and liquor. $1 off bottles. If it's cheaper with a 15% discount, the GM will do that instead. We will also have some chips/pretzels at the table. If you kids like other beer besides the ever so delicious Busch, Natty Light, and Coors Light, then the Tipsy Boar is a great place.