Post by virgindick on Sept 2, 2014 10:21:06 GMT -5
THE PIKKLE MAKER'S ANAL-VERSARY TRAIL (and The 2nd leg of the SoFlo Tour duh Hash Experiment)
Monday September 8th 2014
Hares: shit I Don' Know, The Pikkle Maker, and Pvt. Snowball
Time: 6:30 pre-lube; hares away at 7:ish.
Cost: $5 dollars all the beer you can drink (unless you have dietary restrictions, then you will need to bring your own).
Location:Bimini Bay 412 SE 32nd St Ft Lickherdale 33316
Can anyone think of a better reason to bring your happy asses out to Fort Lickerdale this Monday?
? There's a full moon! Pikkle is celebrating his anal-versary! Snowball will actually leave his beloved car at home and bring an actual cargo (aka. beer) van that has a shit load of beer in it! And of course the clans of SoFlo H3 will gather in Fort Lickerdale in a concerted effort to proclaim "fuck YOU D.C.! YOU AIN'T GOT shit ON US!!!! WE CAN TOUR DUH HASH TOO bitchES!!!!
D-ERECTIONS: from points north take I-95 south all the way to exit 25 (the FL-84 exit). Once off the exit ramp, continue East on FL-84 for just under 1.5 miles until you reach S Andrews Ave and make a right. Go half a mile to SE 32nd Street and turn left. Bimini Bay will be on the left. Look for wankers and the beer van! From points south take I-95 north all the way to Exit 25 (the FL-84 exit) and do the exact same thing that the southbound wankers did above. . . . from points West head (WSH?) on I-595 E and follow the signs for Interstate 595 E/Ft Lauderdale. Get off at Exit 12B and merge on to A1A N/U.S. 1 N toward Ft Lauderdale. Travel just over a half a mile to SE 30th street and make a slight left. THEN take the first left onto SE 6th ave. THEN take the 2nd right onto SE 32nd Street. Bimini Bay will be on the right!
ON-ON-ON: Bimini Bay
CO-whore-DINATING INSTRUCTIONS: Bring a flashlight and insect repellant. Trail is dog friendly but not stroller friendly. For you out of town wankers you can get a room for (relatively) cheap at America's Best Inn (its not America's Best Inn but it's a bed to crash on) at 3001 SE 6th Ave, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33316 (Phone:(954) 462-9175). Rooms run between $60 and $90 depending on the size. Gripes, bitches, complaints, call Snowball at 202-689-4150.
Monday September 8th 2014
Hares: shit I Don' Know, The Pikkle Maker, and Pvt. Snowball
Time: 6:30 pre-lube; hares away at 7:ish.
Cost: $5 dollars all the beer you can drink (unless you have dietary restrictions, then you will need to bring your own).
Location:Bimini Bay 412 SE 32nd St Ft Lickherdale 33316
Can anyone think of a better reason to bring your happy asses out to Fort Lickerdale this Monday?
? There's a full moon! Pikkle is celebrating his anal-versary! Snowball will actually leave his beloved car at home and bring an actual cargo (aka. beer) van that has a shit load of beer in it! And of course the clans of SoFlo H3 will gather in Fort Lickerdale in a concerted effort to proclaim "fuck YOU D.C.! YOU AIN'T GOT shit ON US!!!! WE CAN TOUR DUH HASH TOO bitchES!!!!D-ERECTIONS: from points north take I-95 south all the way to exit 25 (the FL-84 exit). Once off the exit ramp, continue East on FL-84 for just under 1.5 miles until you reach S Andrews Ave and make a right. Go half a mile to SE 32nd Street and turn left. Bimini Bay will be on the left. Look for wankers and the beer van! From points south take I-95 north all the way to Exit 25 (the FL-84 exit) and do the exact same thing that the southbound wankers did above. . . . from points West head (WSH?) on I-595 E and follow the signs for Interstate 595 E/Ft Lauderdale. Get off at Exit 12B and merge on to A1A N/U.S. 1 N toward Ft Lauderdale. Travel just over a half a mile to SE 30th street and make a slight left. THEN take the first left onto SE 6th ave. THEN take the 2nd right onto SE 32nd Street. Bimini Bay will be on the right!
ON-ON-ON: Bimini Bay
CO-whore-DINATING INSTRUCTIONS: Bring a flashlight and insect repellant. Trail is dog friendly but not stroller friendly. For you out of town wankers you can get a room for (relatively) cheap at America's Best Inn (its not America's Best Inn but it's a bed to crash on) at 3001 SE 6th Ave, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33316 (Phone:(954) 462-9175). Rooms run between $60 and $90 depending on the size. Gripes, bitches, complaints, call Snowball at 202-689-4150.