Post by virgindick on Sept 17, 2014 8:19:32 GMT -5
shit On My Sheets' Seriously Shiggalishous shitty Happy Annibirthary to Me Hash
Monday, 9-22-14
Hares: shit on My Sheets w/Don't (he just date baby daddy) Stop & Butt (I won't be your RA for the evening) Plug
Time: 5:30 PM (pre-lube) Hares away at 7 PM
Cost: 500 cents ($5) which covers pre-, post, and during lubricants and orange food
Location: Applebee's, 5377 W. Atlantic Blvd., Margate, FL 33063
Erections: Take I-95 to Atlantic Boulevard notice it says Boulevard not Avenue for you Northerners, lol. Head west (I know, I know...who said head!) for approximately 4 miles and turn into the parking lot immediately after Applebee's on the right & pull behind Applebee's. Look for beer drinking, tailgating, putting on combat gear and mosquito repellent getting ready for Hash Hares.
This trail will be challenging fun and even a little spooky, you will definitely want to make sure you stay with someone because if you get lost, no one can find you but Jesus--then you are really screwed because Jesus can't go hashing(chorus), It will have you asking yourself: "who does this shit?" Answer is simple: shit does...lol. Anyway, it is definitely not kid friendly and probably not very dog friendly either, there will be water, shiggy, fences, shiggy, trees, shiggy, mosquito's, did I mention shiggy? I think you get the picture. And after that there will be two Turkey-Eagle splits. Hmmmm....
Flash photography is strictly prohibited damn it! But any other flashy objects is definitely recommended and you might want some insect repellent--strongest shit you can find!
On After will be at Applebee's with $12 all you eat Baby Backs, half price appetizers, and yeah, of course, the most important two for one drinks and beer all night. Get busy it's my birthday, get busy it's my birthday!!!
It is getting dark early again (good-by summer) so please carry a flashlight/torch and remember that at the Hash, Flashers are always appreciated. - VD
Monday, 9-22-14
Hares: shit on My Sheets w/Don't (he just date baby daddy) Stop & Butt (I won't be your RA for the evening) Plug
Time: 5:30 PM (pre-lube) Hares away at 7 PM
Cost: 500 cents ($5) which covers pre-, post, and during lubricants and orange food
Location: Applebee's, 5377 W. Atlantic Blvd., Margate, FL 33063
Erections: Take I-95 to Atlantic Boulevard notice it says Boulevard not Avenue for you Northerners, lol. Head west (I know, I know...who said head!) for approximately 4 miles and turn into the parking lot immediately after Applebee's on the right & pull behind Applebee's. Look for beer drinking, tailgating, putting on combat gear and mosquito repellent getting ready for Hash Hares.
This trail will be challenging fun and even a little spooky, you will definitely want to make sure you stay with someone because if you get lost, no one can find you but Jesus--then you are really screwed because Jesus can't go hashing(chorus), It will have you asking yourself: "who does this shit?" Answer is simple: shit does...lol. Anyway, it is definitely not kid friendly and probably not very dog friendly either, there will be water, shiggy, fences, shiggy, trees, shiggy, mosquito's, did I mention shiggy? I think you get the picture. And after that there will be two Turkey-Eagle splits. Hmmmm....
Flash photography is strictly prohibited damn it! But any other flashy objects is definitely recommended and you might want some insect repellent--strongest shit you can find!
On After will be at Applebee's with $12 all you eat Baby Backs, half price appetizers, and yeah, of course, the most important two for one drinks and beer all night. Get busy it's my birthday, get busy it's my birthday!!!
It is getting dark early again (good-by summer) so please carry a flashlight/torch and remember that at the Hash, Flashers are always appreciated. - VD