Post by virgindick on Feb 24, 2015 14:41:48 GMT -5
Aloha Miami Hash
Thursday - Feb 26 2015
Hares: Only When I'm Drunk, Secret Cervix and special guest Mt My Lymp Dick
Time: 6:30 pm Hares away at 7 pm
Cost: $3 US, which includes a foamy homey beer check
Where: Far north end of the parking garage by Monty's and the Miami Beach marina, where we've hashed from several times before. Make sure to park in a spot labeled "Visitors".
Erections: Take I-95 (from North or South) and go east (not toward Hawaii) on I-395 / MacArthur Causeway to Alton Rd. south exit (right lane). After turning right onto Alton, go down (heh) to the entrance for Monty's on your right. Pull in (heh) and take another right into the parking structure for Monty's. Drive all the way to the north part of the garage, until you can't go no mo'. Look for a (w)hole gang of south pacific buffoons and yer there!
Well you can thank/blame NFHN Kel for this thrown-together, likely shitty, trail since he backed out of his scheduled hash date. We'll definitely remember this crime if/when he's named, assuming our brain cells remain intact (not bloody likely). Luckily Secret Cervix and OnlyWhenI'mDrunk volunteered to save the day with a special guest (dis)appearance by MtMyLympDick (who will be leaving for the 50th state the next day, hence the Aloha theme).
According to the interwebs, in the Hawaiian language "aloha" means hello, goodbye, affection, peace, compassion and mercy. These are many of the often contradictory emotions you'll be experiencing during this trail. So wear your favorite grass skirt, coconuts, lei or volcano and celebrate the state that gave us the mai tai, macadamia nuts and President Obama. (Actually, the mai tai was invented by a bartender in San Francisco, the macadamia tree is indigenous to Australia, and Barack Obama was born in Kenya, but you get the idea).
On-after will be nearby, details in circle. Hopefully a better-late-than-never appearance by the MexiHo.
Thursday - Feb 26 2015
Hares: Only When I'm Drunk, Secret Cervix and special guest Mt My Lymp Dick
Time: 6:30 pm Hares away at 7 pm
Cost: $3 US, which includes a foamy homey beer check
Where: Far north end of the parking garage by Monty's and the Miami Beach marina, where we've hashed from several times before. Make sure to park in a spot labeled "Visitors".
Erections: Take I-95 (from North or South) and go east (not toward Hawaii) on I-395 / MacArthur Causeway to Alton Rd. south exit (right lane). After turning right onto Alton, go down (heh) to the entrance for Monty's on your right. Pull in (heh) and take another right into the parking structure for Monty's. Drive all the way to the north part of the garage, until you can't go no mo'. Look for a (w)hole gang of south pacific buffoons and yer there!
Well you can thank/blame NFHN Kel for this thrown-together, likely shitty, trail since he backed out of his scheduled hash date. We'll definitely remember this crime if/when he's named, assuming our brain cells remain intact (not bloody likely). Luckily Secret Cervix and OnlyWhenI'mDrunk volunteered to save the day with a special guest (dis)appearance by MtMyLympDick (who will be leaving for the 50th state the next day, hence the Aloha theme).
According to the interwebs, in the Hawaiian language "aloha" means hello, goodbye, affection, peace, compassion and mercy. These are many of the often contradictory emotions you'll be experiencing during this trail. So wear your favorite grass skirt, coconuts, lei or volcano and celebrate the state that gave us the mai tai, macadamia nuts and President Obama. (Actually, the mai tai was invented by a bartender in San Francisco, the macadamia tree is indigenous to Australia, and Barack Obama was born in Kenya, but you get the idea).
On-after will be nearby, details in circle. Hopefully a better-late-than-never appearance by the MexiHo.