August 27 - "Sweet 16" Birthday Hash

[Yeast]

details tba, anyone guess who the hare is ?

[Anal Inspector]

Wednesday August 27Hurricane H3
The sWEeT 16 Anniversary
Hares - Anal Inspector, Donny & T.S. Fay

Starting Location is the business park at Jog Road & Vista Parkway North

This will be a traditional Hurricane H3 trail.

There will be a separate Turkey trail hared by Donny.

Co-Hare T.S. Fay has been instrumental is these trails, so plan accordingly.

No, you will not need a life jacket or water wings.

ON-AFTER is Duffy’s at Okee & Jog Rd


D’erections

From I-95
Exit at Okeechobee Blvd and go WEST
Go WEST on Okeechobee Blvd 5 miles to Jog Rd.
Go NORTH on Jog Rd 8/10ths of a mile to Vista Parkway North.
Take a RIGHT onto Vista Parkway North and then the second left into the parking lot.
Look for sWEeT 16 Hurricane Hashers and U B there

From the Turnpike
Exit the Turnpike at Okeechobee Blvd and go WEST over the Turnpike 1 mile to Jog Rd
Go WEST on Okeechobee Blvd 5 miles to Jog Rd.
Go NORTH on Jog Rd 8/10ths of a mile to Vista Parkway North.
Take a RIGHT onto Vista Parkway North and then the second left into the parking lot.
Look for sWEeT 16 Hurricane Hashers and U B there

[Yeast]

sooo, how deep & wet was the shiggy ? Anyone need water rescue or was chased by a gator ?

[asshole Moose]

Here's a rehash for you

So although this was only my third ever hash I know I wasn't the only one who was shocked at what we "ran" through. It started off easily enough running from the parking lot to the preserve and even the jungle was good in the beginning. Then we hit the shiggy. Started off with a little mud, which progressed into puddles, which progressed into waterways, which then progressed into 2 miles of swamp. fucking swamp. We're talking my-balls-are-marinating-in-waisthigh-water-and more than-likely-attracting-all-sorts-of-female-aquatic-wildlife (re: swamp ass). Every time we made it through one swamp we would navigate dense woods only to see another expanse. This shiggy was so bad I wasn't just looking out for snakes and gators, I swear I saw the vietcong in Marsh #6.
After the first couple marshes no one was really running, more like trudging through the water until it started to get dark and we saw lightning in the distance. Before it became completely dark we hit the first beercheck and headed back through the Donny-trail. It wasn't untill we got back that I was told 5 people didn't make it to the beercheck. Although no one waited for them, at least we left a pile of beer. Bad enough to walk through a swamp in the dark, but no reason to do it sober. In the circle they were all called out for a down-down for being too slow to make it and when asked why no one waited there was a reply "we thought you died, we just moved on with our lives."
Luckily we got to do this run with a bunch of virgins, one of whom brought his two dogs for a swim (gator bait) and another guy who was a pilot in the Mexican air-force. Anal-inspector got his payback when we covered his car and windshield in our soaked and grody swamp socks. I wonder if he ever found the one crammed up his tailpipe.