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20 Toes
Apr 20, 2005 14:54:43 GMT -5
Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 14:54:43 GMT -5
There's a game called 20 toes It's played all over town The women play with 10 toes up And the men with 10 toes down down down down down down
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Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 14:21:41 GMT -5
Tune: Billboard March
CHORUS: I love a gang bang, Oh yes I do, 'Cause a gang bang makes me feel so good. When I was younger, and in my prime, I use to gang bang all the ti-i-ime. But now I'm older, and turning gray, I only gang bang twice a da-a-ay.
"Knock-knock"
Response: Who's there? Ida Response: Ida, who Ida want another gang bang
Ranger, Ranger who? Arranger for best entry at the gang bang
Oliver, Oliver who? All of her clothes were off at the gang bang
Peter Meter, Peter Meter who? My peter'll meet her a the gang bang
Ben Ben, who? Ben-d over and have another gang bang
Dolly Parton Dolly Parton who? Dolly's partin' her thighs at the gang bang
Turner Turner, who Turn 'er over, let's have another gang bang
Bob Bob, who Bob down and let's have another gang bang
Yurin Yurin, who Yurin for sloppy seconds at the gang bang
Sam and Janet Sam and Janet, who Sam and Janet evening we'll have a gang bang
Tiajuana Tiajuana, who Tiajuana bring your mother to the gang bang
Kissinger Kissinger, who Kissinger great, but fuckin her's better at the...
Betty Betty who? Bet he'll have a sore dick after the...
Orange Orange who? Aren't you glad your at the gang bang?...
Aspen Aspen who? I spend too much time at the ...
Europa Europa who? You rope her to the bed post for the...
Irish Irish who? I wish we were at the gang bang....
Virginia Virginia who? Virgins are welcome at the gang bang...
Shelby Shelby who? She'll be sore after the gang bang...
Anita Anita who? I need a little rest before the...
Dairy Dairy who? Dare we invite_____to the gang bang?....
Mountain grown Mountain grown who? Mount and groan, mount and groan at...
Police Police who? PPPPPlease take me to the gang bang...
Charlotte Charlotte who? Sure lot of fucking at the gang bang....
Platypus Platypus who? Plenty O puss at the gang bang...
Howard Howard who? How were the tits at the.....
Martha Martha who? More the merrier at the gang bang...
Theodore Theodore who? The O door was locked at the gang bang...
Extinct Extinct who? It stinked like fish at the gang bang...
Ilene Ilene who? I leaned her over the couch at the...
Sharon Sharon who? Share and share alike at the gang bang...
Heada Heada who? Had a lot of sex at the gang bang....
Bender Bender who? Bend her over the counter at the..
Shirley Shirley who? Surely you got laid at the gang bang....
Ima Ima who? I'm a glad we had this gang bang......
Eisenhower Eisenhower who? I's an hour late for the gang bang if I...
Witchy Witchy who?(oriental accent) Whichy one you gona fuck at the...
Gladiator Gladiator who? Glad he ate her out before the gang bang...
Adolph Adolph who? I ate off the bed at the gang bang..
Dixie Dixie who? My dicks erect at the gang bang...
Satellite Satellite who? Sat alot on her face at the...
Eaton Eaton who? She'll be "eat'n" everybody at the...
Kenya Kenya who? Can ya give me directions to the..
Pasteur Pasteur who? Passed her over me twice at the...
Mikey Mikey who? I lost my keys to the handcuffs at the gang bang...
Banana Banana who? Banana na na na na na....
Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana na na...
Charlie Pryde Charlie Pryde who Charlie pried her legs apart at the...
Lena Lena who Lena up against the door and we'll...
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Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 14:46:20 GMT -5
Tune: Who Killed cock Robin?
Who killed cock Robin? "I," said the sparrow, "With my bow and arrow. I killed cock Robin.
CHORUS: (Oh the birds of the air said) fuck IT! Let's chuck it ! (when they heard cock robin had) KICKED THE fucking BUCKET! WHEN THEY HEARD cock ROBIN HAD, KICKED THE fucking BUCKET!
Who saw him die? "I," said the fly, "With my little eye, I saw him die."
Who'll did the grave? "I," said the owl, "With my little trowel, I'll dig the grave.
Who'll read the prayer? "I," said the rook, "From my little book, I'll read the prayer.
Who'll ring the bell? "I," said the bull, "With my might tool, I'll ring the bell.
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Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 14:48:24 GMT -5
Tune: Take Me Out to the Ball Game
Whip it out at the ball game Wave it round at the crowd Dip it peanuts and crackerjack I don't care if you give it a whack Because it's Beat your meat at the ball game If you don't cum it's a shame It's one, two And you're covered in goo At the old ball game
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Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 9:37:26 GMT -5
Tune: (similar to Okinawa HHH Down-Down Song) He's the meanest, He sucks the horse's penis, He's the meanest, He's a horse's ass. Ever since he found it, All he does is pound it, He's the meanest, He's a horse's ass. (and a variation, extra verse:) He's always pissing on us, He's rotten and dishonest, He's the meanest, He's a horse's ass. So drink it down, down, down . . .
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Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 14:32:45 GMT -5
Oh the eagles they fly high in Mobile Oh the eagles they fly high in Mobile Oh the eagles they fly high And they shit right in your eye Thank the lord that cows don't fly in Mobile In Mobile, in Mobile In Mo in Mo in Mo in Mobile Oh the eagles they fly high And they shit right in your eye Thank the lord that cows don't fly in Mobile
Oh the sheriff is a bugger in Mobile Oh the sheriff is a bugger in Mobile Oh the sheriff is a bugger And the deputy's another And they bugger one another in Mobile In Mobile, in Mobile In Mo in Mo in Mo in Mobile Oh the sheriff is a bugger And the deputy's another And they bugger one another in Mobile There's a lack of good whores in Mobile There's a lack of good whores in Mobile There's a lack of good whores But there's keyholes in the doors And there's knotholes in the floors in Mobile In Mobile, in Mobile In Mo in Mo in Mo in Mobile There's a lack of good whore But there's keyholes in the doors And there's knotholes in the floors in Mobile The girls, they wear tin undies in Mobile The girls, they wear tin undies in Mobile The girls, they wear tin undies But they take them off on Sundays You should see the boys on Mondays in Mobile In Mobile, in Mobile In Mo in Mo in Mo in Mobile The girls, they wear tin undies But they take them off on Sundays You should see the boys on Mondays in Mobile
There's a girl by the name of Dinah in Mobile, in Mobile, There's a girl by the name of Dinah in Mobile, There's a girl by the name of Dinah, Who thinks there's nothing finer, Than a prick up her vagina in Mobile.
There's a lad named dirty Danny in Mobile, in Mobile There's a lad named dirty Danny in Mobile, There's a lad named dirty Danny, And he likes it up the fanny, And he gets it from his granny in Mobile.
If you're ever thrown in jail in Mobile... Well there's no need for bail, 'Cause the sheriff's wife's for sale in Mobile.
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Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 13:35:26 GMT -5
Pubic hairs. You've got the cutest little pubic hairs. There's nothing that can compare, Pubic hairs. penis or vagina, there's nothing that could be finer, Pubic hairs. I'm up in heaven when I'm in your underwear, I don't need a shovel to take a mouthful of, Your cute little pubic hairs!
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Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 14:34:28 GMT -5
Does a hasher like to drink, Does a hasher like to run, Does a hasher like to be where they're having all the fun? Can he drink a 12-ounce beer, While his friends all sing and cheer, Now your time has come.
So drink it down, down, etc . . .
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Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 14:29:12 GMT -5
Tune: Do Re Me fuck a duck, a female duck, Screw a baby kangaroo. Finger-bang an orangutan, Let an elephant do you.
Feel the penis of an eel, Whack! the asshole of a yak, Masturbate with a gnu And that will being us back to fuck. fuck, fuck, fuck..
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Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 14:15:50 GMT -5
Tune: Yellow Rose of Texas
When it's incest time in Texas, When there's no cunt to be found, Your mother's in the bathroom, With her panties halfway down,
No time for masturbation, No time to beat your meat, When it's incest time in Texas, Mother-fucking can't be beat!
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Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 12:52:00 GMT -5
Leader: Today is Monday! Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion) All: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
CHORUS: Leader: Is everybody happy? All: You bet your ass we are! All: (raise cups over heads and make one complete turn while humming) Da da dut da da, da |da dut da da
Leader: Today is Tuesday! All: Today is Tuesday! Leader: Tuesday is a finger day! (fingering motion) All: Tuesday is a finger day! (fingering motion) Leader: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion) All: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
CHORUS
Now that you've got the idea, here are the rest of the days
Wednesday is a hmmmm day! (stick tongue between 2nd & 3rd fingers) Thursday is a drinking day! (raise glass and drink) Friday is a fucking day! (humping motions, cheering, happiness) Saturday is a hashing day! (running motions, cheering, happiness) Sunday is a day of rest (low key, almost quiet)
(modify as needed for local hashing day, etc . . .)
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Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 13:13:28 GMT -5
Sally in the alley, sifting cinders, Lifted up her leg and farted like a man, Wind from her butt blew out six winders, Cheeks of her ass went BAM! BAM! BAM!
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Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 14:12:04 GMT -5
Tune: When Johnny Comes Marching Home
I put my hand upon her toe, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her toe, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her toe, She said, "Hey Hasher, you're way too low, Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about!" Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her knee, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her knee, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her knee, She said, "Hey Hasher, you're teasin' me, Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about!" Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her thigh, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her thigh, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her thigh, She said, "Hey Hasher, you're way too shy Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about!" Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her tit, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her tit, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her tit, She said, "Hey Hasher, you're squeezin' it, Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about!" Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her chin, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her chin, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her chin, She said, "Hey Hasher, stick it in! Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about!" Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her breast, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her breast, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her breast, She said, "Hey Hasher, I want the rest, Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about!" Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her twat, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her twat, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! I put my hand upon her twat, She said, "Hey Hasher, you've hit the spot, Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about!" Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
(With reverence - hats off!) Now she lies in a wooden box, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Now she lies in a wooden box, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Now she lies in a wooden box, From sucking too many Hasher's cocks, Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about! Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
We dig her up now and then, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! We dig her up now and then, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! We dig her up now and then, We fucked her once, we'll fuck her again, Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about! Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
And/Or: Now she's dead but not forgotten, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Now she's dead but not forgotten, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Now she's dead but not forgotten, Ya Ho! Ya Ho! We'll dig her up and fuck her rotten, Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about! Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
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Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 14:01:01 GMT -5
Well the liquor was spilled on the barroom floor And the bar was closed for the night
When out from his hole crept a little brown mouse And he sat in the pale moonlight
He lapped up the liquor from the barroom floor And back on his haunches he sat
And all night long you could hear him ROAR "BRING ON THE GOSH damnED CAT !"
Well the cat came out and they had a little spat And the cat ate up on the mouse
And the moral of the story is: "YOU CAN'T DRINK LIQUOR ON THE HOUSE !"
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Post by Palm Beach Hashing on Apr 20, 2005 9:48:48 GMT -5
Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
Her left tit hangs down to her belly, Her right tit hangs down to her knee. If her left tit did equal her right tit, She'd get lots of weenie from me. Drink it down, down, down . . .
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