Wed Feb 22 - CBH3 - Yeast Infection

[Yeast]

6:30, $5 (of course ?)

SW corner of Forest Hill Blvd & Military Trail, West Palm Beach in front lot of the Sears plaza, aka "West Palm Plaza", aka "that plaza where the old K-Mart used to be but now where the Sears is at" (do they still have Martha Stewart stuff there, she's outta jail, right ?)

D'erections: I-95 to Forest Hill Blvd in WPB, WEST ~3 miles just past Military Trail, turn LEFT into the plaza (whatever you want to call it)

Featuring "Super-secret beercheck" (to steal a phrase from Cum Again !)

[dirtybuttkiss]

So here is my prediction. I don't think I have ever run a Yeast trail, so I am really looking forward to it. As usual, my prediction will most likely be completely wrong, but hey, at least it kinda looks like a dog's head.

[ItsyBitsy]

I like it. It's the "super secret beercheck" and dog's head trail...

[Yeast]

Dirty ButtKiss, you *HAVE* run one of my trails, remember at the Football Hash back in late October, at our house in Palm Beach Gardens, the big circle jerk around the shiggy right near where last week's Hurricane hash was ?

I am not sure about exactly what shape the trail will be but I doubt it wil be a dog's head

[threeandahalf]

Here's mine. At first I thought I might have made the map too small, but then I found that I could do a great trail made up of twisty passages, all the same. I remember there is some nice shiggy to the east, and of course there is always the public library. Unfortunately the shape of my map doesn't really look like anything, except maybe a jellyfish.

I'd like to be a jellyfish, 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent. They don't walk, they don't talk, with some Eurotrash accent.

[Ex-Presidente]

Yeast, did you maybe mention to me the SUPERSECRETBEERCHECK location a few months back?

I was about to post my prediction but I didn't want to disclose if we had discussed. I know I discussed this particular location with someone but don't remember who.

It's a location I've always wanted to check out but never have.

[dirtybuttkiss]

oh yeah, I must have taken my stupid pill this morning. I was getting you and suck me dry mixed up. Oh well, too much crap going on for me to think straight.

[threeandahalf]

Two thumbs up for the super-secret beer check!
Yeast promised, and he delivered. The hash started at Forest Hill and Military. No GPS map, because I forgot my GPS (d'oh). I do have my prediction map, though. There was a good turnout, over 20 people. Trail was pretty good, mucho off-road, and lots of canal banks. And then there was the SSBC, which turned out to be a combination laundromat/bar. I'd heard of these, but never seen one.



We hung out in the laundromat for a bit, and then set off for the second half of the trail. The first half was 3.3 miles, and the second half was closer to 1.5 miles. The pack finished pretty much as a whole, with DBK and visitor PS Knave fighting for the win. PS bears a striking resemblance to Biko, and the two of them had to drink for it. The lens was dirty for the first shot, so you don't get the full separated-at-birth effect, but trust me.



GH did his patented "awesome" song, and Eatapus (happy mode) was there in full flight regalia. When he says "This is your captain speaking", it makes you want to put your tray table and chair in the full upright position. The on-after was at the Wing Hut, but I skipped that to go home and watch the ice dancing on the Olympics.

[Yeast]

Here is the actual trail layout from last night

www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=34679

Soooo, did ya'all get your laundry done at the beer check ?

And who was it that triggered the helicopter search right there at the end of the trail ?

Suck Me Dry was the only one to correctly guess the SSBC location. Cum Again's guess was "way off", in his words, I think he guessed it was some BBQ place.

Speaking of "Captain Eat-a-Puss", I was sitting at the bar in the laundromat, having a beer with the walkers, talking up the "help", asking for more pitchers (and cups), waiting for the pack to arrive, and I noticed (out of the corner of my eye) some uniformed person walk thru the doorway and - not kidding - I thought, "wow there's a cop in here now". But it was just Eat-a...... ha ha!!

On After at Wing Hut was kind of a dud, the "hostess" (didn't think they would have a "hostess" there, or maybe she's the manager?), came out about 5 times to remind us that we would have a waitress come out to take our order "real soon" - 5 FREAKIN TIMES !! about 15 minutes later the waitress finally took our order, but got sidelined a bit when she wanted to know which table gets the Bud regular and which gets the Bud Light ... arghhhh....that gave her a brain freeze or something, we tried to help her and tell her it didn't matter but that seemed to just set her back even more ! most of the pack left after a beer or two, while PS Knave, Eata Puss and a few others stayed for grub and wings at the outside tables. Meanwhile, Anal Inspector, Glasshole and Dribble had already gone inside to the bar to indulge in foreplay prior to their menage-a-trois.

[Ex-Presidente]

Just one slight correction. SMD did NOT predict the SSBS before the hash. Only as he was on trail at the corner of "Maleleuca and Haverhill" did he come up with it.

Still he was the first so (dingdingdingdingding) he is the winner of the "Guess the SSBS" award for the night.

My guess was not a barbecue place. My guess was so far off I'm proud that I never posted it.
OnOn

[Yeast]

Lost 'n Found from the hash the other night:

One grey hooded sweatshirt jacket, was left in our car. We will bring it to the hash today and on Wed night. Owner will have to have a down-down in order to re-claim their lost item (of course!)