Post by virgindick on Apr 14, 2006 11:16:22 GMT -5
:DHash Trash
Full Moon Hash
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Just about everyone missed the great last minute Full Moon trail put together by Teflon Willie last night in Hollyweird. The hash grew out of a pre-Awards Hash get together that featured Wild Card founders, Baby Ruth and Blarney Bastard.
As I pulled to the start location, a classic Hash favorite, behind the Home Depot in Oakwood Plaza, I spotted Baby Ruth on his cell phone and had him move his car to the start. Visiting again from the Brooklyn Hash, FMIG (fuck Me I’m Gay) was next to show up followed shortly by soon to be leaving us, Leaky Sack. We gathered under a small try for shelter, drank a beer (well Baby Ruth gave up beer, but not hard liquor for Lent), and waited for other hashers. Then came Belly Dancer, and he and Baby Ruth regaled us with stories of the classic Porky’s Hash in Miami while we waited for the hare.
Teflon finally showed up, and we waited until well after 7 before deciding that we were the hash, Teflon took of to the North. I held the “pack” at the start while I changed clothes and fortified for the trial and then we were off. What a great trail! It was the perfect urban trail, with lots of good runnable shaggy. We seemed to take turns being FRB, with each of us first finding trail, and then losing it. We crossed under I-95 on Sterling and found more of the same. We stayed fairly close together and usually we could tell where the FRB was headed, and almost always there was at least one other hasher in sight. Leaky Sack had trouble seeing the marks in front of him, but it didn’t matter as we maneuvered through back alleys, over fences and through holes in other fences, without having to “range” off to find our way. Somehow we finally rounded a fence on a canal, and ran (or walked) hunched over as we made our way under a hitherto unknown set of bridges carrying Interstate traffic. It was great.
We crossed back into the Oakwood Plaza area, thought about going directly to the Ale House (ok, I headed that way) while the FRB’s headed back around Home Depot for the circle. Teffie had promised a short, “down and dirty” hash, and it was perfect for the evening. We figured 2-2.5 miles, and were circling up before 8:30 pm.
Itsy Bitsy made it to the circle, so even with just 6 of us, we managed all the regular down downs (the hare, virgins, late cuming hasher, visitors, birthdays, etc.) and a few accusations, before heading to the On After at the Hollywood Ale House. All Hands on Dick greeted us there with Baby Ruth, Blarney Bastard (drinking O’Doul’s), NFHN Ed, Coming or Going? and Desperate Dan, with his young son. Blarney brought out a great picture of his son Christian, and we drank and while he gave us hope that he might show up to accept his Founder’s Award at Saturday’s Hash. Maybe, as we still need to encourage High Beams to allow it. I promised to call to beg her to allow his attendance, so we will see what happens. (If anyone else wants to call and beg, give me a shout and I’ll pass on the phone number).
Itsy and Belly had a continued long and heated discussion (with NFHN Ed) about setting trail and what actually constitutes “ranging.” The rest of us just laughed and drank more beer. Actually Teflon Willie, recalling ASA travails earlier in the week, even described his vision of Wild Card hashes with a backup/co-hare for every hash.
Finally after solving the mystery of one check, we all paid and were heading out when a very hot and sexy (and she wasn’t even in the nurse’s costume) Double D presented herself. I was already headed out myself, but Coming or Going? and Baby Ruth stayed and joined her as she ordered dinner and, I assume, more beer.
So, that’s the short and sweet, down and dirty Hash Trash for this week. I’m looking forward to seeing all of you at the South Florida Hash Awards Hash and Dinner Show on Saturday at the old Miami Marine Stadium on Virginia Key. Cum early, drink heavily, and have a lot of fun.
Not responsible for the veracity of the contents.
On On
VD
;D
Full Moon Hash
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Just about everyone missed the great last minute Full Moon trail put together by Teflon Willie last night in Hollyweird. The hash grew out of a pre-Awards Hash get together that featured Wild Card founders, Baby Ruth and Blarney Bastard.
As I pulled to the start location, a classic Hash favorite, behind the Home Depot in Oakwood Plaza, I spotted Baby Ruth on his cell phone and had him move his car to the start. Visiting again from the Brooklyn Hash, FMIG (fuck Me I’m Gay) was next to show up followed shortly by soon to be leaving us, Leaky Sack. We gathered under a small try for shelter, drank a beer (well Baby Ruth gave up beer, but not hard liquor for Lent), and waited for other hashers. Then came Belly Dancer, and he and Baby Ruth regaled us with stories of the classic Porky’s Hash in Miami while we waited for the hare.
Teflon finally showed up, and we waited until well after 7 before deciding that we were the hash, Teflon took of to the North. I held the “pack” at the start while I changed clothes and fortified for the trial and then we were off. What a great trail! It was the perfect urban trail, with lots of good runnable shaggy. We seemed to take turns being FRB, with each of us first finding trail, and then losing it. We crossed under I-95 on Sterling and found more of the same. We stayed fairly close together and usually we could tell where the FRB was headed, and almost always there was at least one other hasher in sight. Leaky Sack had trouble seeing the marks in front of him, but it didn’t matter as we maneuvered through back alleys, over fences and through holes in other fences, without having to “range” off to find our way. Somehow we finally rounded a fence on a canal, and ran (or walked) hunched over as we made our way under a hitherto unknown set of bridges carrying Interstate traffic. It was great.
We crossed back into the Oakwood Plaza area, thought about going directly to the Ale House (ok, I headed that way) while the FRB’s headed back around Home Depot for the circle. Teffie had promised a short, “down and dirty” hash, and it was perfect for the evening. We figured 2-2.5 miles, and were circling up before 8:30 pm.
Itsy Bitsy made it to the circle, so even with just 6 of us, we managed all the regular down downs (the hare, virgins, late cuming hasher, visitors, birthdays, etc.) and a few accusations, before heading to the On After at the Hollywood Ale House. All Hands on Dick greeted us there with Baby Ruth, Blarney Bastard (drinking O’Doul’s), NFHN Ed, Coming or Going? and Desperate Dan, with his young son. Blarney brought out a great picture of his son Christian, and we drank and while he gave us hope that he might show up to accept his Founder’s Award at Saturday’s Hash. Maybe, as we still need to encourage High Beams to allow it. I promised to call to beg her to allow his attendance, so we will see what happens. (If anyone else wants to call and beg, give me a shout and I’ll pass on the phone number).
Itsy and Belly had a continued long and heated discussion (with NFHN Ed) about setting trail and what actually constitutes “ranging.” The rest of us just laughed and drank more beer. Actually Teflon Willie, recalling ASA travails earlier in the week, even described his vision of Wild Card hashes with a backup/co-hare for every hash.
Finally after solving the mystery of one check, we all paid and were heading out when a very hot and sexy (and she wasn’t even in the nurse’s costume) Double D presented herself. I was already headed out myself, but Coming or Going? and Baby Ruth stayed and joined her as she ordered dinner and, I assume, more beer.
So, that’s the short and sweet, down and dirty Hash Trash for this week. I’m looking forward to seeing all of you at the South Florida Hash Awards Hash and Dinner Show on Saturday at the old Miami Marine Stadium on Virginia Key. Cum early, drink heavily, and have a lot of fun.
Not responsible for the veracity of the contents.
On On
VD
;D