Sunday March 5 - PBH3 - Yeast Infection

[Yeast]

NE corner of Okeechobee Blvd & Jog Rd, at the Winn Dixie plaza, West Palm Beach

3:30, $5, HARE AWAY AT 4:15

Two beer checks (for the runners)

On-After at Duffy's where the HARE has lotsa "Duffy's Bucks" to spend on beer, etc......

I-95 (or FL Turnpike) to Okeechobee Blvd in West Palm Beach, go WEST to Jog Road which is just a couple traffic lights west of the turnpike, look for the Winn Dixie plaza on the right side (just past Duffy's !)

[Ex-Presidente]

Hash Summary.

Beautiful Sunday afternoon weather and romp through a well groomed golf course that no one was playing on (still can't figure that out) and some "runnable shiggy" on new trails in "The Glue" (Apoxee Park). This is the same area where Suck Me Dry has led us many times previous (before the trails and boardwalks were built!). The trail was "lowlighted" by a pre-laid check back 25 (almost 1/2 mile) back to the beer check. Great scenery thorughout this hash. Now I know why he wanted to do it in the afternoon.

A nice crowd for a Sunday with some unexpected hashers highlighted by Gut Fahrt (I guess he can now be nominted for "Drunk of the Year') who closed the circle with a "Swing Low" that only Gut Fahrt can do proper justice to.

Cum Again led a lively circle highligted by a spontaneous renaming of (a much quieter) Needy Lying whore to Chuckle and Pee.

Free beer For All The Hashers at Duffys. You just can't beat that.

[Yeast]

The return of the "HALL OF FAMERS" yesterday at the PBH3 in WPB. Lets see, there was Community Chest, Pecker Hunter, Tri-masterbater, and Guht Farht. Gut Farht brought a little hash flag and MANY pictures from hashes most of them from years ago. Which Cum Again and Climaxes really liked. And Glasshole liked the pictures of the Naples Red Dress Hash (that is, their harriettes !).

S&Minator showed up to give us the lastest on his plans to live/work in the Bahamas (he said he will know "for sure" by Wednesday), and, we all greeted the visiting hasher "Crotch Popper".

After a quick chalk talk for CP and the walkers (is that the name of a band?), Yeast has a not-nearly-brief-enough negotiation with the local security there to guard the defunct Winn Dixie and all-those-empty-parking-spots. Turns out she wanted us to make sure we knew we could be loitering (oh the depravity!), maybe would consider shopping at one of the stores in the plaza, and to park in the spots over by the rental cars and away from Rooney's. Uh, ma'am, would it be alright if we parked around the back of the lot ? Oh no, you definitely shouldn't park back there (there goes the plan for the circle-up spot, darn !). You know THIS plaza is a guarded plaza with security, not like that OTHER plaza over there with the Publix (ok, now we know where we can have the real circle up spot, thank you !). She also insisted we give her a business card. I didn't have one but I did give her the hotline number (you won't be able to talk to anyone, but someone MAY call you back!). Yeah, we DID move the cars (anything to oblige).

Oh, she came walking out to us carrying a black umbrella, wearing sunglasses/visor bigger than even Guht Farht's, and had cotton balls in her ears. Communty Chest decided she must have been a homeless person not able to pay for her crazy medicine, and she would go from one plaza to the next insisting she was working security. Oh yeah, after we moved the cars what looked like possibly another security person came lurking out from the Dialysis center - we concluded it would be the "Dialysis Police" but he just checked us out, got in his car, and drove away (over top of a curb).

Trail would around through a golf cart path on a completely deserted golf course, and then back down behind the county maintenance buildings, across Jog Rd and into Apoxee Park. As Cum Again said, lots of RUNNABLE SHIGGY (woo-hoo !) with great scenery. Out to the CB 25 (yes pre-layed) and back to where the trail crossed under the powerlines (and the which-way) to the BN. Late cummer P-RICK was able to follow trail and enjoy a beer at the beer check ("yeah yeah yeah")

Another BN (with the walkers), and circle up behind the Publix, where Itsy Bitsy and Muffy TPS joined us (from Daytona). Cum Again ran a great circle, and Yeast had the "set list" from the circle in Daytona, to Itsy's surprise. Cum Again keep guessing the songs the hashers were about to sing - 3 times ?

And, of course, the new tradition of the renaming of Nurse Jelly-Finger aka Needy Lying whore. The first attempt pretty much failed so we moved on.....an accusation was made for all the hashers who did not make it to the CB 25 to drink. They tried to get out of it by saying that the few who DID make it to the CB kept quiet and didn't "signal" anything about the CB, but Suck Me Dry said when he got to the CB it caused him to chuckle and then he decided to pee. Nurse GoodBody said she had a good chuckle at the CB too (she pre-layed it with the hare) and thought about peeing. Aha! inspiration suddenly struck and there we had it - this week's name for NJF/NLW : "Chuckle and Pee". We sang her a song and wished her luck that she chuckles every time she pees, and not the other way around. Guht Farht closed the circle with his wonderful rendition of Swing Low.

Free beer for all the hashers at Duffy's, where we waited for 3.5" Drive to arrive from Daytona, so we could all leave to watch the Academy Awards.

[Gritty Kitty]

Crotch Popper and I got a fun ride to The Circle in a publix kiddie cart whilst singing the Ride of the Valkyries and with beer raised high.

What made me chuckle most was having to excuse myself from The Circle in order to pee (who knew this new name would have that effect?)

Other highlights included, but not limited to:
1.) Figuring out that Circumspector is my Hash Role-model. YAY!
2.) Getting my right chest autographed by the world-famous Muffy the penis Slayer. (I've actually read about her in my online HASH forum on MySpace- she's famous!)