Post by virgindick on Aug 8, 2006 18:45:42 GMT -5
Hash trash……..
Yes! I did make it to NFHN Don’s naming and I’m still wondering: “how many beers does it take to come up with a REALLY shitty name???”
Ok….so I’m whining a bit………..
It all began one sunny, sweaty, MOIST Monday evening in Hollyweird…I, of course, was late……but didn’t have to drink for it because the PRINCESS was REEEEEEEEAAALLY late………thanks for that one! I managed to get on trail right away because (as would later be revealed) everyone was going in circles and I was in the midst of the chaos within moments! Lo and behold! It was BN….right there! 5 minutes into the run…how great is that?
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All the ‘regulars’ were there, a few virgins (we love those…I think they even loved us!!), even Anal Inspector and Glasshole found their way to the sweltering south!
Soon we were off again……was it the beer or was it the trail? The plops were washed out, the checks were….wait! I didn’t see any! We managed to find a true trail ONCE and a couple of ‘whichway’ too……but believe me! NOONE knew which way to go and I have a feeling the hares didn’t either!!! Of course the rangers were everywhere…cum again, coming or going, cold porter, belly dancer (was his name on the Hash awards t-shirt???), glasshole, teffy, virging dick (Body part! Body part! Body part!)…the list goes on! All running aimlessly through the streets of hollyweird….i must say, the ‘locals’ were quite pleasant, watching us run back and forth, back and forth, back and…..you get the picture! Of course, most of the harriettes were looking pretty good with those wet, sticky t-shirts clinging to their bodies…..
In utter desperation we finally headed for Johnson Park (thank heavens SOMEone knew the terrain!!!) hoping to find the beer stashed somewhere…..NOT!!!! we had to BUY THE BEER for our self proclaimed Beer Check!
Soon we were off again……was it the beer or was it the trail??? (notice a pattern?)… the plops were actually VISIBLE this time (maybe we were hallucinating) !!! And we soon ventured along a nice little park and pond (which ER didn’t even know existed after 20 years in the area!...helloooooo!!! what have you been up to all these years?)….then, once again…lost and confused, we crossed the boulevard and saw the familiar golf course off in the distance….home free at last!!!
Interestingly, there was a true trail at the fence before the course and NOONE followed it…..we just cut across,, knowing full well that it could only lead to disaster! Suddenly, off in the distance a river of gators was visible to all….who would dare swim those waters (other than my husband PatchworkQuilt!)?? Anal, Cum Again and The remaining wankers were treated to a nifty little cruise across the waters in NFHN Don’s canoe….a nice finishing touch!
On to the circle…..full of the usual banter and accusations…….must note,however, that we had 3 virgins who all chose to show BODY PARTS! Alas! Not exactly the ones that the Virgin Dick had hoped to feast his eyes on……….
Then came the naming circle……’hosted’ by Coming or Going…..taking care of business! A few rounds of questions for Haretobenamed Don…..let’s see, he likes everything underneath: women, bottles…you name it! His favourite sex toy is hard, long and has bumps (or was it lumps) on the end, he’s a designer, his favourite position is UNDERNEATH and the stupidest thing he’s ever done is drive his son in a car only to have a wreck and thrust his son into the windshield (he was, thankfully, not hurt thanks to his seatbelt) oh! and he’s having a colonscopy this month……..these are the tidbits I recall……oh! He apparently does a great imitation of Napoleon Dynamite but he’s ‘shy’ so Sucks On The Beach had to imitate NFHN Don imitating Napoleon….something like that…..
Next, we all had a chance to spew a few names……and guess what??? I can’t remember any of them except tippicolonoscopy and his new name: BABY COLON LAUNCHER......i’m still trying to explain that to Patch!
So here’s my question: why didn’t we name him BUMPY DICK DESIGNER?
I really need to work now…..
ONON to the next run…….
ShellShocked!
Yes! I did make it to NFHN Don’s naming and I’m still wondering: “how many beers does it take to come up with a REALLY shitty name???”
Ok….so I’m whining a bit………..
It all began one sunny, sweaty, MOIST Monday evening in Hollyweird…I, of course, was late……but didn’t have to drink for it because the PRINCESS was REEEEEEEEAAALLY late………thanks for that one! I managed to get on trail right away because (as would later be revealed) everyone was going in circles and I was in the midst of the chaos within moments! Lo and behold! It was BN….right there! 5 minutes into the run…how great is that?
? All the ‘regulars’ were there, a few virgins (we love those…I think they even loved us!!), even Anal Inspector and Glasshole found their way to the sweltering south!
Soon we were off again……was it the beer or was it the trail? The plops were washed out, the checks were….wait! I didn’t see any! We managed to find a true trail ONCE and a couple of ‘whichway’ too……but believe me! NOONE knew which way to go and I have a feeling the hares didn’t either!!! Of course the rangers were everywhere…cum again, coming or going, cold porter, belly dancer (was his name on the Hash awards t-shirt???), glasshole, teffy, virging dick (Body part! Body part! Body part!)…the list goes on! All running aimlessly through the streets of hollyweird….i must say, the ‘locals’ were quite pleasant, watching us run back and forth, back and forth, back and…..you get the picture! Of course, most of the harriettes were looking pretty good with those wet, sticky t-shirts clinging to their bodies…..
In utter desperation we finally headed for Johnson Park (thank heavens SOMEone knew the terrain!!!) hoping to find the beer stashed somewhere…..NOT!!!! we had to BUY THE BEER for our self proclaimed Beer Check!
Soon we were off again……was it the beer or was it the trail??? (notice a pattern?)… the plops were actually VISIBLE this time (maybe we were hallucinating) !!! And we soon ventured along a nice little park and pond (which ER didn’t even know existed after 20 years in the area!...helloooooo!!! what have you been up to all these years?
)….then, once again…lost and confused, we crossed the boulevard and saw the familiar golf course off in the distance….home free at last!!! Interestingly, there was a true trail at the fence before the course and NOONE followed it…..we just cut across,, knowing full well that it could only lead to disaster! Suddenly, off in the distance a river of gators was visible to all….who would dare swim those waters (other than my husband PatchworkQuilt!)
?? Anal, Cum Again and The remaining wankers were treated to a nifty little cruise across the waters in NFHN Don’s canoe….a nice finishing touch!On to the circle…..full of the usual banter and accusations…….must note,however, that we had 3 virgins who all chose to show BODY PARTS! Alas! Not exactly the ones that the Virgin Dick had hoped to feast his eyes on……….
Then came the naming circle……’hosted’ by Coming or Going…..taking care of business! A few rounds of questions for Haretobenamed Don…..let’s see, he likes everything underneath: women, bottles…you name it! His favourite sex toy is hard, long and has bumps (or was it lumps) on the end, he’s a designer, his favourite position is UNDERNEATH and the stupidest thing he’s ever done is drive his son in a car only to have a wreck and thrust his son into the windshield (he was, thankfully, not hurt thanks to his seatbelt) oh! and he’s having a colonscopy this month……..these are the tidbits I recall……oh! He apparently does a great imitation of Napoleon Dynamite but he’s ‘shy’ so Sucks On The Beach had to imitate NFHN Don imitating Napoleon….something like that…..
Next, we all had a chance to spew a few names……and guess what??? I can’t remember any of them except tippicolonoscopy and his new name: BABY COLON LAUNCHER......i’m still trying to explain that to Patch!
So here’s my question: why didn’t we name him BUMPY DICK DESIGNER
?I really need to work now…..
ONON to the next run…….
ShellShocked!