Post by virgindick on Sept 16, 2013 14:27:15 GMT -5
8th Annual Talk Like a Pirate Hash
Hares: Wench n Plug
When: Saturday, September 21
Time: 3 pm Hares away at 4
Cost: $15 includes grog, grub and rum
Finest Pirate Shirt: $10
Location: Fort Lauderdale Beach, just west of the bridge, Sunrise Blvd and NE 26th ave Fort Liquordale. Ye be Pirates now and pilfer ye own parking. The Captain & 1st Mate have NOT cleared parking with the Galleria….park as ye see fit. Look for swashbuckling, grog slinging Pirates in the vacant lot on the SE corner.
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH Ye Ready for swashbuckling fun?? The Annual Pirate Hash has cum. Hares Frenchy Wench 'n Butt Plug will lay a trail to treasures untold. For 15 dubloons ye can scarf grog, grub, and rum!!! New shirts arrrrr bein' pilfered so be sure to claim ye booty, arrrrr10 dubloons will get your rags – first come first serve. Don't think beach is mutt friendly so leave the four legged ones chained to the mast, but the rest of you scurvy dogs come join us!!! For those of ye who want to walk we will have the plank set up. Wear swashbuckling attire or ye be flogged!
Erections: If ye don’t know how to get to Ft. Lauderdale beach ye deserve a peg leg up yer arse! I-95 to Sunrise Blvd East to US 1 north to near the Galleria Mall. Pilfer parking as ye see fit – the Hares have NOT cleared parking with the Galleria. There are meters on the north side of Sunrise, or ye can park in George English if ye feel the need to part with dubloons. Listen for the ARRRGGGHHHHH and follow it to the east vacant lot to find the Pirates of the Hash.
Hares: Wench n Plug
When: Saturday, September 21
Time: 3 pm Hares away at 4
Cost: $15 includes grog, grub and rum
Finest Pirate Shirt: $10
Location: Fort Lauderdale Beach, just west of the bridge, Sunrise Blvd and NE 26th ave Fort Liquordale. Ye be Pirates now and pilfer ye own parking. The Captain & 1st Mate have NOT cleared parking with the Galleria….park as ye see fit. Look for swashbuckling, grog slinging Pirates in the vacant lot on the SE corner.
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH Ye Ready for swashbuckling fun?? The Annual Pirate Hash has cum. Hares Frenchy Wench 'n Butt Plug will lay a trail to treasures untold. For 15 dubloons ye can scarf grog, grub, and rum!!! New shirts arrrrr bein' pilfered so be sure to claim ye booty, arrrrr10 dubloons will get your rags – first come first serve. Don't think beach is mutt friendly so leave the four legged ones chained to the mast, but the rest of you scurvy dogs come join us!!! For those of ye who want to walk we will have the plank set up. Wear swashbuckling attire or ye be flogged!
Erections: If ye don’t know how to get to Ft. Lauderdale beach ye deserve a peg leg up yer arse! I-95 to Sunrise Blvd East to US 1 north to near the Galleria Mall. Pilfer parking as ye see fit – the Hares have NOT cleared parking with the Galleria. There are meters on the north side of Sunrise, or ye can park in George English if ye feel the need to part with dubloons. Listen for the ARRRGGGHHHHH and follow it to the east vacant lot to find the Pirates of the Hash.