hash trash for palm beach marathon

[3 12 drive]

Anal Inspector organized the beer stop at mile 21 of the Marathon of the Palm Beaches. He did the work of making a sign, setting up a card table, and supplying the beer. And there was quite a turnout of hashers, both half-marathon participants, and people who had nothing better to do on Sunday morning. We must have looked official, since none of the police motorcycles or cars buzzing past stopped to ask what we were doing. Of course, some of the hashers were holding back some of the beer for themselves.

GatorHater and S&Minator passed out a lot of beer, and so did the rest of the hashers. We tried to keep the heckling to a minimum, and focused on positive reinforcement. ("Drink this beer or you'll never finish the race!")



We got to cheer for all of the hashers who were running the full marathon. Seminole Fluid came through, and so did NGB She was running with a guy in a tutu who was carrying a wand. No explanation given. All of the hashers had a beer, and so did a lot of the other runners. I estimate 10%. Once things wrapped up there AI set a two mile trail that ended at my house. Much singing and beer drinking ensued.


I did pick up a flyer for the Miami Marathon, on January 29. Naaaaah...

[asshole sean]

I took a look at the Post this morning, and they have me finishing in the 70-80 year old age group. And the pathetic thing is I took second. Bet you guys had no idea I was that old.

I'm thinking about running a full marathon when I hit 90.

[Ex-Presidente]

Sean don't forget to pick up your trophy. You can tell them your grandfather is too old to pick it up himself.

Who else but our own Anal Inspector could spend three straight hours offering beer and encouragement to marathon runners? We should have won the best water stop award. Great job by Anal organizing this little hashing event! (Luckily he'll never read this compliment since he hates the colors and will not sign on).

[Palm Beach Hashing]

Do us a BIG FAVOR and please give Anal Inspector a BIG DOWN-DOWN this week as thanks for organizing the PB Marathon beer check, what a great group we had out there, that was the BEST marathon beer check ! (as Glasshole would say, it was AWESOME !)

[Anal]

Thanks for the words of encouragement Ex-P.
And thanks to everyone else for contributions & participation

Anal Inspector