Post by virgindick on Jun 18, 2014 20:45:20 GMT -5
Bushwood Invitational Hash
Monday 6/23/14
Hares: Sacksquats and NFHN Jeff
Time: Prelube 6:30 Hares away at 7
Cost: $2 bucks
Where: 2867 S University Drive Davie, FL 33328
Erections : 595 to University Drive – get off (oh yeah) and HEAD (I said head)
South for about a mile…turn right into the plaza just past LA Fitness.
Park in the emptyish lot in between the plaza and the gym and look for screaming, golfing Hashers there!
Welcome Wildcard members and guests to the First (and possibly last) Annual…
Bushwood Invitational Hash!
We will be tee-ing off at 6:30 in my nape of the woods, neck of the nape….uh, in Davie.
Will have Hash beer for your $2 but extra always welcome! Goofy golfer (or gopher) attire is encouraged!
(You wear a hat like that, I bet you get a free bowl of soup. Oh, it looks good on you though!)
On after is at Ye Olde Falcon Pub where you can get a hamburger…no, a cheeseburger…
you can get a hot dog, a milkshake, potato chips…(YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!
And lots of beer specials…so we got that goin’ for us…which is nice.
So I hope to see you wankers there and I’ll leave you with this:
I'm going to put it right on the line. There's been a lot of complaints already.
Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass…poor Hashing….
keep up the good work! Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!! ON ON!
Monday 6/23/14
Hares: Sacksquats and NFHN Jeff
Time: Prelube 6:30 Hares away at 7
Cost: $2 bucks
Where: 2867 S University Drive Davie, FL 33328
Erections : 595 to University Drive – get off (oh yeah) and HEAD (I said head)
South for about a mile…turn right into the plaza just past LA Fitness.
Park in the emptyish lot in between the plaza and the gym and look for screaming, golfing Hashers there!
Welcome Wildcard members and guests to the First (and possibly last) Annual…
Bushwood Invitational Hash!
We will be tee-ing off at 6:30 in my nape of the woods, neck of the nape….uh, in Davie.
Will have Hash beer for your $2 but extra always welcome! Goofy golfer (or gopher) attire is encouraged!
(You wear a hat like that, I bet you get a free bowl of soup. Oh, it looks good on you though!)
On after is at Ye Olde Falcon Pub where you can get a hamburger…no, a cheeseburger…
you can get a hot dog, a milkshake, potato chips…(YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!
And lots of beer specials…so we got that goin’ for us…which is nice.
So I hope to see you wankers there and I’ll leave you with this:
I'm going to put it right on the line. There's been a lot of complaints already.
Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass…poor Hashing….
keep up the good work! Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!! ON ON!