Post by virgindick on Apr 18, 2015 12:17:55 GMT -5
Ass On The Rocks Funny Hat Miami H3
Thursday 4-23-15
Hare: Ass On The Rocks
Time: Pre-lube from 6:30pm Hares away 7:15-7:30pm (waiting for Corporate Hashers)
Cost: $5 includes pre-lube, beer check, shot check, and circle beer and some orange food
Location: Jose Marti Park
Erections:
Southbound on I-95:
Watch for the big green sign that says: "Exit 2C, Miami Avenue, Downtown." It is a left lane exit. Take it. Miami Avenue is at the end of the exit ramp. Turn right on Miami Avenue and go over the bridge. Turn right at the first traffic light onto SW Seventh Street. Go to the second traffic light and turn right onto SW Third Avenue. Go to the end of 3rd Avenue, then make a left into the parking lot.
Northbound on I-95:
US 1 north to I-95 and exit at "Exit 1B - SW 8th Street and Brickell Ave." At the end of the exit ramp, keep going straight. You are now on SW Third Avenue. Keep going straight. Turn left at the park before you drive into the river.
The theme of this run will be a FUNNY HAT RUN. You must wear a hat, the funnier the better. Those that don’t bring a hat will be severely punished with down-downs. Trail will be dog-friendly, definitely not child-friendly. Pre-lube will be a bit longer than usual as we will probably start a little later (7:15-7:30pm), waiting for the Corporate Run wankers to catch up, so make sure you bring your light as we will certainly be running in the dark. Expect a trail that is short and funny, shorter than 4 miles, but as sadistic and unsettling as I like them to be. A beer check and a short check are on the plans. Virgins are very welcome and, also as per Ass On The Rocks’ tradition: Virgins don’t pay.
Or as the Hare says,
Hello dear half-minds,
Thursday will be a two for one deal: The hash run and then my Going Away Again party. When you create the event on FB please add a link to the on-after and I will also post there a link to the hash run (the public version of the event) here is the link:
www.facebook.com/events/813256062057273/
The start will be at the parking lot of Jose Marti Park, just like during the Calle Ocho run. You can use the same directions.
Cost will be $5 as per Ass On The Rocks’ tradition. Pre-lube, beer check, shot check, and circle beer will be provided. Plus some orange food.
The theme of this run will be a FUNNY HAT RUN. You must wear a hat, the funnier the better. Those that don’t bring a hat will be severely punished with down-downs. Trail will be dog-friendly, definitely not child-friendly. Pre-lube will be a bit longer than usual as we will probably start a little later (7:15-7:30pm), waiting for the Corporate Run wankers to catch up, so make sure you bring your light as we will certainly be running in the dark. Expect a trail that is short and funny, shorter than 4 miles, but as sadistic and unsettling as I like them to be. A beer check and a short check are on the plans. Virgins are very welcome and, also as per Ass On The Rocks’ tradition: Virgins don’t pay.
ON-ON
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Thursday 4-23-15
Hare: Ass On The Rocks
Time: Pre-lube from 6:30pm Hares away 7:15-7:30pm (waiting for Corporate Hashers)
Cost: $5 includes pre-lube, beer check, shot check, and circle beer and some orange food
Location: Jose Marti Park
Erections:
Southbound on I-95:
Watch for the big green sign that says: "Exit 2C, Miami Avenue, Downtown." It is a left lane exit. Take it. Miami Avenue is at the end of the exit ramp. Turn right on Miami Avenue and go over the bridge. Turn right at the first traffic light onto SW Seventh Street. Go to the second traffic light and turn right onto SW Third Avenue. Go to the end of 3rd Avenue, then make a left into the parking lot.
Northbound on I-95:
US 1 north to I-95 and exit at "Exit 1B - SW 8th Street and Brickell Ave." At the end of the exit ramp, keep going straight. You are now on SW Third Avenue. Keep going straight. Turn left at the park before you drive into the river.
The theme of this run will be a FUNNY HAT RUN. You must wear a hat, the funnier the better. Those that don’t bring a hat will be severely punished with down-downs. Trail will be dog-friendly, definitely not child-friendly. Pre-lube will be a bit longer than usual as we will probably start a little later (7:15-7:30pm), waiting for the Corporate Run wankers to catch up, so make sure you bring your light as we will certainly be running in the dark. Expect a trail that is short and funny, shorter than 4 miles, but as sadistic and unsettling as I like them to be. A beer check and a short check are on the plans. Virgins are very welcome and, also as per Ass On The Rocks’ tradition: Virgins don’t pay.
Or as the Hare says,
Hello dear half-minds,
Thursday will be a two for one deal: The hash run and then my Going Away Again party. When you create the event on FB please add a link to the on-after and I will also post there a link to the hash run (the public version of the event) here is the link:
www.facebook.com/events/813256062057273/
The start will be at the parking lot of Jose Marti Park, just like during the Calle Ocho run. You can use the same directions.
Cost will be $5 as per Ass On The Rocks’ tradition. Pre-lube, beer check, shot check, and circle beer will be provided. Plus some orange food.
The theme of this run will be a FUNNY HAT RUN. You must wear a hat, the funnier the better. Those that don’t bring a hat will be severely punished with down-downs. Trail will be dog-friendly, definitely not child-friendly. Pre-lube will be a bit longer than usual as we will probably start a little later (7:15-7:30pm), waiting for the Corporate Run wankers to catch up, so make sure you bring your light as we will certainly be running in the dark. Expect a trail that is short and funny, shorter than 4 miles, but as sadistic and unsettling as I like them to be. A beer check and a short check are on the plans. Virgins are very welcome and, also as per Ass On The Rocks’ tradition: Virgins don’t pay.
ON-ON
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