Yogi Bear

[Palm Beach Hashing]

There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.

CHORUS:
Yogi, Yogi Bear,
Yogi, Yogi Bear,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.

Yogi has a little friend,
Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo. . .

Boo-Boo has a girlfriend,
Suzi, Suzi. . .

Yogi has a girlfriend,
Cyndi, Cyndi. . .

Cyndi has a shaven snatch,
Grizzly, Grizzly. . .

Cyndi wears crotchless undies,
Teddy, Teddy. . .

Cyndi likes it on the ice,
Polar, Polar. . .

Suzi likes it up the rear,
Dirty, Dirty. . .

Suzi's boyfriend has no teeth,
Gummi, Gummi. . .

Suzi's snatch it smells like cheese,
Camen, Camen,

Suzi she has great big tits,
More than, More than (I can bear). . .

Cyndi's tampon has no string,
Cotton, Cotton. . .

Boo-Boo likes it upside down,
Koala, Koala. . .

Suzi does it with a Kennedy,
Teddy, Teddy

Yogi got a case of crabs,
Itchy, Itchy. . .

Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool,
Wanker, Wanker. . .

Yogi also likes young boys,
Poofter, Poofter. . .

Yogi doesn't wipe his butt,
Brown, brown. . .

Cindi has a girlfriend,
Klondike, Klondike..

Yogi likes to roll his own,
Smoky, Smoky

Yogi has an enemy,
Ranger, Ranger

Ranger Smith lives by himself,
Wanker Wanker

Yogi uses condoms,
Clever, Clever. . .

Boo-Boo pokes holes in them,
Naughty, naughty. . .