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Post by virgindick on Feb 16, 2015 9:36:27 GMT -5
MIAMI - FORT LAUDERDALE - SOUTH BEACH RED DRESS PUB CRAWL HASH
DATE: THIS SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2015 MEET TIME: 6:00 pm - HARE AWAY: 6:45 pm PRICE: $20 wearing a Red Dress - $25 without a Red Dress HARE: Coming or Going? and friends.
LOCATION: The top floor of the 17th Street Parking Garage, located on 17th Street, just East of Meridian Ct. and West of Pennsylvania Avenue in South Beach. If it's raining look for us one floor down.
DIRECTIONS FROM THE NORTH: Take I-95 South. Exit on 195 East (Julia Tuttle Causeway) to South Beach. As soon as you get to the beach, take Alton Road South. Turn left at 17th Street and go East. Just past Meridian Ct., make a right into the 17th Street Parking Garage* and go to the top floor.
DIRECTIONS FROM THE SOUTH: Take I-95 North. Exit on 395 East (MacArthur Causeway) to South Beach. As soon as you get to the beach, take Alton Road North. Turn right on 17th Street and go East. Just past Merdian Ct., make a right into the 17th Street Parking Garage* and go to the top floor.
*If full, additional parking can be found in the multilevel parking garages next door for the New World Center and across the street.
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Post by virgindick on Feb 10, 2015 10:38:28 GMT -5
Lundigras Wild Card (naming) Hash Monday 2-16-15
Hares: nfhn Ola (naming trail), Anal beads and Frigid Lei. Time: 6:30 hares away at 7 Cost: $2 for beer check beer and LUCKY DOGS (A New Orleans drunkin tradition). Please bring your own beaverage for prelude and circle AND POST CIRCLE MARDIGRAS PARTY. There will be a grill for your use and if you are so inclined, bring a dish to share (We have a fridge, grill and an oven if needed). Please try and carpool as we have about 40 free spots and then the next parking area is a bit far. Or park at Winn-Dixie and carpool up to our place. Location: Lauderdale Surf and Yacht club. Corner or PALM AND EL MAR Lauderdale by the sea, FloriDUH
Erections:
From NY... Take 95 South to Cummercial Blvd. Go EAST until the last place you can go South (El Mar), then go South until you run out of road and that is the parking lot.
From Cuba.. Take 95 North to Oakland Park, then East to A1A then north to PALM AVE (It says Imperial on the wrong side) , East to the beach and right into the lot
LUNDIGRAS Hash with the KREWE OF WILDCARD (AKA Day before Mardigras) !!
We don't have Bourbon Street but we do have a BEACH so wear your MARDI-GRAS or NAWLINS ATTIRE and cum help NAME nfhn OLA, celebrate AnalBeads Analversary, and return to the frigid beach where frigid lei got named back in the ice age. ON AFTER IS A MARDI GRAS BEACH PARTY SO BRING YOUR OWN DRINKS, A dish to share and if you don't like hot dogs, something for the grill. Laissez Le Bon Temps Roulet!! (Translation: ON ON )
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Post by virgindick on Feb 9, 2015 14:25:58 GMT -5
A1A Marathon Beer Check Sunday, February 15, 2015 Hares: Virgin Dick, The Rapist, and friends Time: 7:00am for giving beer to runners in bullet proof vests and those in Team Zero Training 9:00am for giving beer to the Marathon runners Cost: No cost, but please help defray the cost of the beer. ($5 per person should help). We will have purchased the beer, so donations of beer won't really help. Location: The Rapist's house at: 2318 N Ocean Blvd Ft Lauderdale 33305 (around mile 8, and then 10 in the Half, and 23 in the Full Marathon)
NOT A TRAIL...just our annual A1A Marathon beer check. Yes, it's time to drag your sorry ass out of bed, on a Sunday morning, to give out beer to the Marathon racists. Come join VD at The Rapist house as we manage this year's Beer Check! Usually we try to give beer only to Full Marathon participants, but this year we will also honor our cops (and our favorite cops) serving them as they run the half. We will also have beer for the Team Zero Training half marathoners and then for the Full Marathon participants Afterwards there will be, a post check party (TBD).
ERECTIONS: Take Oakland Park east to the second street past the intracoastal bridge, NE 33rd Ave. and turn right (south) and follow it down to NE 23rd Street. Find on street parking and take NE 23rd St. one block to Ocean Drive (A1A) turn left (north) and find VD and screaming hashers 3 or 4 house to the north on the east side of the street and you are there.
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Post by virgindick on Feb 3, 2015 12:28:18 GMT -5
The BiAnal (every other year or so) South Florida Hash Awards is now schedule for May 2, 2015 with pre-lube beginning at 2:30pm at Cafe 27 in Weston, FL (not that you think you are in Weston out there by the swamp!) We will start the Awards process soon by (with your help and suggestions) cuming up with categories, then nominations (for each Hash), and then voting (in April). So, start thinking about them and for sure SAVE THE DATE, May 2, 2015. On On - VD
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Post by virgindick on Feb 3, 2015 12:19:16 GMT -5
Make Your Lover Cum and Leave Your Spouse (at home) WildcardH3 Monday 2-9-15 Hares: Jamaica Me Horny and NFHN Bill Time: 6:30pm pre-lube and hares away at 7pm Cost: $2 for beer and a lick-her check. Bring your own beaverages for prelude and circle. Location: Galuppi's Restaurant, 1103 North Federal Highway, Pompano Beach, FL 33062 Erections: Hop in your hooptie and head (who said head?) either north or south on I-95, until you reach Exit 36. Go east on W Atlantic Blvd/FL-814, until you reach S Dixie Hwy/FL-811 and turn left (north). Take the 3rd right onto NE 10th St. When you reach N Federal Hwy/US-1 go left (north), until you hit the NE 14th St Cswy, where you will make a U-turn. Galuppi's will be on your right on the west side of US-1. If this is too confusing, use your smartphone and Google it! Valentine's Day is right around the corner and the smell of love is in the air.. actually, that smell is not love, but LUST. So, put on something red and slutty and get ready to make your lover CUM on this Wildcard naming trail for NFHN Bill. Leave your boring spouse at home, because he/she is no fun anyway. You'll get a break from the daily bitching, but the Hashers will be sure to whine and grind. Bring flashlights as well as something to blow (like a whistle)... Trail will be A to A and the On-After will be at Galuppi's. ON-ON!!!
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Post by virgindick on Feb 1, 2015 9:14:23 GMT -5
SeXchange Hash MIAMI H3 Thursday Feb 5th Hares: Jamaican me Horny, PPP & Dulce Culito Time: 6:30 hares away at 7ish Cost: $3 for beer and booze check. Please bring your own beaverage for prelude and circle. Location: Virginia Key Beach Park 4020 Virginia Beach Dr Miami Fl 33149 (there is now Sunpass at the bridge toll). Erections: From the north: Exit at the Key Biscayne exit on I-95 go around the curve to the left and then through the tolls and about 5 miles into the key until you see the Aquarium and NOAA building, there are signs for Virginia key, look for screaming wankers and those Ragnar racist runners. From the south, follow US-1 north until you reach the Key Biscayne entrance, then same as above. We know you have been a naughty kid trying to wear your mom's pink lace underwear and matching stripper shoes, or that strap on with a vest and tie to show who has the pants in the house. Tonight you can unleash your SeXchange fantasies, as we cross dress and battle the shiggy with that wig on! Let's show the visiting Ragnagers/Ragnarians that Florida is not as fucked up as Jon Stewart says, and we embrace all kinds of Sexes. Bring flashlights and whistles, there might be shallow water crossings..... On after will be at the food trucks by where circle should be, if they are gone we can go to Tutto Pizza outside of the key (avoid hitting any cyclists) for 2 for 1 beers. Tutto Pizza 1751 SW 3rd Ave Miami FL 33129 ON-ON
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Post by virgindick on Jan 29, 2015 9:52:44 GMT -5
Biko Psycho Saturday January 31, 2015 Hare: Paid 2 Peep Time: 1:00 PM Hare away: 1:30 Cost: $7 Location: Waterways Shoppes shopping plaza 6240 Coral Ridge Dr. Coral Springs Erections: Exit I-95 at SW 10th St. Pompano Bch, & go WEST Take the Sawgrass Expy West or Exit the Turnpike & merge on the Sawgrass Expy West Exit the Sawgrass Expy at Coral Ridge Dr. Go NORTH to the 1st traffic light (Holmberg Rd.) Turn LEFT on Holmberg Rd. Then turn RIGHT into the shopping plaza Look for hashers in the back, behind the west side of the bldg. On After: Hurricane Wings
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Post by virgindick on Jan 28, 2015 12:31:24 GMT -5
Full Moon Wild Card Annual Ground Hog Hash Monday 2-2-15
Hares: Cum Again and Poop Over Jizz (With a Twist) Time: 6:30pm Hares away at 7pm Cost: $5 (Full Moon provides all beer, pre, post and beer check). Location: Circus Sports Bar and Grill 1461 SW 30th Avenue Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Erections: I-95 to Atlantic Blvd. and go west to Powerline, south to McNab, west to SW 30th Ave and north to Circus. Find the Full Mooning Hasher looking for Ground Hog shadows in the adjoining lot and you are there! Or Google it!
It is dark out there, so bring your flashlight or torch, and remember that at the Hash, Flashers are always appreciated.
More to come but who has time?"
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Post by virgindick on Jan 27, 2015 9:30:33 GMT -5
Miami H3 Pickup Hash Thursday 1-29-15
Hare: This is a pickup hash, (always unique, often great fun) the hare will be chosen on the spot from those volunteering to be the hare Time: Pre-lube-6:30pm Choose the Hare-6:45pm Hare away 7pm Cost: $1 but you should bring your own beaverages for the pre-lube, circle, and and extra for the beer check cooler Location: Parking lot immediately to the right of Miami City Hall at south end of Pan American Drive in Coconut Grove, FL
Erections: Take US1 (South Dixie Hwy) to 27th Avenue and turn south (that's toward the bay) and go until it ends in Bayshore Drive. Turn left and then take the first street on the right, which is Pan American Drive. Follow along until you get to the City Hall circle, look to your right and find the pickuping hashers in the lot on your right. The cost of this hash is only $1 but you need to bring your own beaverage for the pre-lube and circle and an extra one for the cooler for the beer.
It is dark out when we are running trail so you are urged to bring a flashlight or torch to the hash and to remember that at the Hash, flashers are always appreciated!
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Post by virgindick on Jan 21, 2015 18:40:06 GMT -5
A Very Lazy Lay Birthday HHHH Wild Card Hash Monday 1-26-15 Hares: Lazy Lay & Anal Beadz Time: 6:30pm Hares away 7pm Cost: $3 but you should bring your own pre-lube & circle beaverages Location: Boston Johnny's, 2120 N Dixie Hwy, Hollyweird, FL 33020 (954) 923-7650
Erections: I-95 to Sheridan St., Head east (Yes, I said Head), When you get to the Train Tracks / Dixie Hwy. go South for 3 blocks to the Corner of Lee St. & Dixie Hwy. Park on the grass along the train tracks, along the businesses that will be closed @ that time, right next to Boston Johnny's or up and down Lee St. Look for beer drinking hashers and you are there.
This trail is pet friendly
Why? Because Hollyweird & Dani-abitch are so Lazy Layish
Theme: I shouldn't be at a Hash Hash. Dress as you were supposed to do anything BUT be @ a Hash. e.g. scuba gear, your nightie, work attire, hooker, cop, school gal, nurse, doctor, Punk Rocker, bathing suit, Halloween/X-Mas Stuff, farmer or farm animal, etc. (no hash attire is acceptable hash behavior @ this hash)
On After at Boston Johnny's Is dark out when we hash this time of year so please bring a torch or flashlight and remember, at the Hash flashers are always appreciated!
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Post by virgindick on Jan 17, 2015 15:24:01 GMT -5
Miami H3 Tutu Day Hash Thursday January 22, 2015
Hare: Stop the Bus & Let My Friend Jack Of Time: 6:30 pm; Hare away at 7 pm prompt. Cost: $2. Bring a virgin who has a good attitude and the Hash will cover both your dollars! Cost includes pre-lube and beer check. Bring extra $ for the on-after.
Help celebrate our Hash Tutu day by wearing a Tutu at the Hash, either bring one or the hare will have a variety of colors and sizes on sale for only $5
Start location: University of Miami parking lot near the Schiff Tennis Center, San Amaro Dr. and Delgado Ave.. (Across the street from the parking lot is 5700 San Amaro Dr., Coral Gables, FL)
D'erections: From the south take US 1. Turn left onto Red Road. Take the ~fifth right onto Corniche Ave to the end, then left on San Amaro in a block the Tennis Center parking will be on the right. From the north take US 1 to Red Rd and turn right. Take the ~fifth right onto Corniche Ave to the end, then left on San Amaro in a block the Tennis Center parking will be on the right. Or plug the address above into your GPS-enabled device and look for screaming hashers.
Note: Parking is free at UM after 4pm. San Amaro has city parking meters that you shouldn't need to use! If the Tennis Center parking is full, there are other UM lots all along San Amaro; just go a block further.
Circle and On-after: The UM Rathskeller (open until midnight). They were dog-friendly last time until sometime after 9 pm when they closed the outside eating area.
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Post by virgindick on Jan 16, 2015 12:52:07 GMT -5
Miami Marathon Beer Check & Hash Sunday 1-25-15
Meet at either at Casa de Tuna around 8:00-8:30 am or at the Beer Check from around 9 am. (The Hash gives away free beer to all the runners at around mile 22. It is so much fun!).
Erections to Tuna's: From the NORTH, I-95 South past downtown Miami, I-95 turns into US 1, keep going to 24th Ave, turn left on 24th Ave which turns into Calusa St, continue two blocks along Calusa St and take a right on Trapp Ave. From the SOUTH: north on US1 to 24th Ave, turn right on 24th Ave which turns into Calusa St, continue two blocks along Calusa St and take a right on Trapp Ave. Lost? Call ArgenTuna: 305-801-9342.
Erections to Beer check: (Arrive at 9 am) The beer stop will be across from the Science Museum/Planetarium on S. Bayshore Drive in Coconut Grove. To get there, from the south, take US1 toward I-95 but veer right staying on US 1 and turn into right (at the statue of the Giant Sloth) the Planetarium. Drive across to the other side of the parking lot and park. Find the beer checking hashers across the road and you are there. From the North, take I-95 until it ends in US1 and then make the first available u-turn. Follow US1 north, veering right to stay on US1 and then turn right into the Planetarium, drive across the lot and find the beer checking hashers across the street and you are there. Lost? Call Stop the Bus: 305-469-7377.
ArgenTuna and (hopefully) Virgin Dick will lay trail after the Marathon. The Hash will be from Casa de Tuna (2430 Trapp in Coconut Grove) at 11:30 am. Hares away by noon. $5 includes beer, bring your own snacks.
Happy Hour Friday 1-23-15 (after the Expo/packet pickup, from 5 pm at Playwright's 1265 Washington Ave, Miami Beach, FL 33139. See you there. On On - VD
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Post by virgindick on Jan 14, 2015 17:41:24 GMT -5
Wet Dream Analversary Wild Card Hash Monday, 1-19-15
Hares: I Have a Wet Dream & Butt Plug Time: 6:30pm Hares away 7pm Cost: $3 but you should bring your beaverages for pre-lube and circle Location: The Field Irish Pub (overflow parking lot just west of the Field)
Erections: I-95 to Griffin and go west about 1.5 miles, pass the Field Irish Pub (3281 Griffin Rd) on your right, pass the little strip center and turn right into the Field's over lot, find the dreaming hashers and you are there.
On After: The Field Irish Pub at 3281 Griffin Road
It is dark when we are on trail so please bring a torch or flashlight and remember, at the Hash, Flashers are always appreciated.
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Post by virgindick on Jan 11, 2015 9:13:45 GMT -5
RAGNAR (Raise A Glass, Not A R*cist) Miami Hash Thursday, January 15, 2015
Hares: Not So Strickly Dickly and Jamaican Me Horny Time: 6:30 pm prelube and hares away at 7:00 pm Cost: $2 includes Beer Check and Liquor Check and snacks BYOB for prelube and circle
Location: Albert Pallot Park NE 38th Street & NE 6th Ave, Miami, FL 33137 The RAGNAR Keys relay is right around the corner, so why not have a mini, hashy relay? Raise A Glass and celebrate Not So Strickly's day of birth, as the hares lay a trail that's Not A R*cist Hash. This "relay" will have a beginning and an end, but you should be prepared for "Exchanges" of clothing, footwear and bodily fluids on trail. Safety (circle) first: be sure to wear your reflective safety vests and bring your blinky lights and headlamps. Erections: Park is located on the west side of Biscayne Bay, just north of the Julia Tuttle causeway (I-195), about a block east of Biscayne Blvd. it's 2015, Google it! Ed. note: The Google erections have you going to the beach on I-195 and making a u-turn, so VD concocted the following: Take I-95 to I-195 and go East (toward Europe) then take the Biscayne Blvd exit. Head north (right turn) on Biscayne to NE39th St. and turn right (east) and go two blocks and as you round the the curve Albert Pallot Park is on your left (east side) where you may find parking. Look for flashing "r*cists" and beer-swilling wankers and you are there!
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Post by virgindick on Jan 9, 2015 10:55:24 GMT -5
Hash Hotline at 954-680-HASH (4274)
Hash Hare Schedule 1-9-15 Wild Card (Monday nights) list: January 12, 2015 – Silver Hummer January 19, 2015- Analversary Hash - I Have a Wet Dream & Butt Plug January 26, 2015 – Lazy Lay (Birthday trail) February 2, 2015 – Full Moon Ground Hog Day Wild Card Hash – Cum Again & Poop Over Jizz February 9, 2015 - February 16, 2015 – Luni-gras /Anal Anniversary Naming Hash – Frigid Lei & Anal Beadz, nfhn ola (naming trail) February 23, 2015 - whoreshack March 2, 2015 – Spring Break Hash – Anal Beadz March 9. 2015 – March 16, 2015 – Green Dress Thing – shit on My Sheets March 23, 2015 – Lazy Lay March 30, 2015 - April 13, 2015 – Sacks Squats (Birthday trail) Miami H3: (Thursday nights) list January 15, 2015 – Strictly Dickly (Birthday trail) January 22, 2015 – Stop the Bus (Tutu Hash) January 29, 2015 – ArgenTuna February 5, 2015 – Dulce Culito February 12, 2015 – February 19, 2015 – Duck ‘n Suck & Clit Hanger February 26, 2015 – nfhn kelvin (naming trail) March 12, 2015 – March 19, 2015 – Ice Hole Eater Weekends, Holidays, and Theme Hashes list: January 25, 2015 (Sunday) – Miami Marathon Beer Check & Hash – VD & Stop the Bus w/ArgenTuna January 31, 2015 (Saturday) – Byko Pschyo – Paid to Peep February 2, 2015 (Monday) – Full Moon Ground Hog Day Wild Card Hash – Cum Again & Poop Over Jizz February 21, 2015 (Saturday) – South Beach Red Dress Hash – Cuming or Going? March 5, 2015 (Thursday) – Full Moon Hash March 13, 2015 (Friday) – VD’s Birthday Hash Happy Hour May 9, 2015 (Saturday) – BiAnal South Florida Awards Hash – VD, Teflon Willie, 3.5 Inch Drive, Buttherballs, Circumspector & friends
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