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Post by virgindick on Mar 27, 2015 10:21:09 GMT -5
Miami H3 GeoHash (Nerd Run) Thursday 4-02-15 Hare: DucknSuck Time: 6:30pm. Hare away 7pm sharp. Cost: $2 gets you a shot and beer check. Please BYOB for pre-lubrication and circle. Location:25.760546, -80.196314 Type: A to A (not over 4 mi) Description: Okay, so this is going to be a little non-traditional. As this is a nerd run I going to lay trail a little different. You're going to have to work together and use your smarts (you're not cleaver!) to solve clues that will guide you along trail. Tech on trail will be tolerated and flashlights might also be a good idea. Dress in your best nerdy outfit and myopia corrective lenses or cum as you are. The trail is going to be in the style of Geocaching. If you're never heard of it, its kinda like treasure hunting. I'm just adding beer. And running. See one of my Geocaches for an idea. www.geocaching.com/geocache/GC3Q58P_national-treasure-ii?guid=a3b434cf-76ee-405f-b90c-ba35a6899d23Erections: Go to the co-ordinates and look for the screening hashers. (Or, call the Hash Hotline at 954-680-HASH (4274) for street erections) On-After: TBD
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Post by virgindick on Mar 27, 2015 10:19:22 GMT -5
40th Birthdays Hash Monday 3-30-15
Hares: Anal Beadz Nelson Mengina DucknSuck Clam Bake Squeeze One Out Chiquita Mousseline Time: 6:30pm Hares away 7pm Cost: $3 but you should please bring your own beaverages
Location: Cheers 941 E. Cypress Creek Rd Fort Lauderdale, FL 33334
Erections: Cuming from the North or South Take I-95 to Cypress Creek/Exit 33 and head East towards the beach After the first light, make a left turn in the parking lot of Jiffy Lubes In the parking lot, look for Cheers and the screening hashers. Hash cash will be $3 Wear your craziest wigs.
Everyone was born in 74 and 75. The theme is the 70's. Wear you sexiest 70's outfits...
It is still dark when we are running trail so a flashlight/torch is a good idea and please remember, at the Wild Card, flashers are always appreciated!
Or as the hare says, "40th Birthday Hash Hares: Anal Beadz Nelson Mengina DucknSuck Clam Bake Squeeze One Out Chiquita Mousseline Date: 3/24/2015 Location: Cheers 941 E. Cypress Creek Rd Fort Lauderdale, FL 33334 Directions: Coming from the North or South Take I-95 to Exit 33 and head East towards the beach After the first light, make a left turn in the parking lot of Jiffy Lubes In the parking lot, look for Cheers and the screening hashers. Hash cash will be $3 Wear your craziest wigs.
Everyone was born in 74 and 75. The theme is the 70's. Wear you sexiest 70's outfits..."
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Post by virgindick on Mar 25, 2015 9:42:40 GMT -5
40th Birthdays Hash Monday 3-30-15
Hares: Anal Beadz Nelson Mengina DucknSuck Clam Bake Squeeze One Out Chiquita Mousseline Time: 6:30pm Hares away 7pm Cost: $3 but you should please bring your own beaverages
Location: Cheers 941 E. Cypress Creek Rd Fort Lauderdale, FL 33334
Erections: Cuming from the North or South Take I-95 to Cypress Creek/Exit 33 and head East towards the beach After the first light, make a left turn in the parking lot of Jiffy Lubes In the parking lot, look for Cheers and the screening hashers. Hash cash will be $3 Wear your craziest wigs.
Everyone was born in 74 and 75. The theme is the 70's. Wear you sexiest 70's outfits...
It is still dark when we are running trail so a flashlight/torch is a good idea and please remember, at the Wild Card, flashers are always appreciated!
Or as the hare says, "40th Birthday Hash Hares: Anal Beadz Nelson Mengina DucknSuck Clam Bake Squeeze One Out Chiquita Mousseline Date: 3/24/2015 Location: Cheers 941 E. Cypress Creek Rd Fort Lauderdale, FL 33334 Directions: Coming from the North or South Take I-95 to Exit 33 and head East towards the beach After the first light, make a left turn in the parking lot of Jiffy Lubes In the parking lot, look for Cheers and the screening hashers. Hash cash will be $3 Wear your craziest wigs.
Everyone was born in 74 and 75. The theme is the 70's. Wear you sexiest 70's outfits..."
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Post by virgindick on Mar 23, 2015 12:14:51 GMT -5
Miami H3 Hash Thursday 3-26-15
Hare: Pussicane Time: 6:30pm Hare away 7pm Cost: $2 includes beer check, some circle beer and yummy orange food. (Please bring your own beaverages for pre-lube and circle) Location: LeJuene Rd at NW 133 Street in Hialeah
Erections from the north: I-95 to FL-9 south (that's in the Golden Glades interchange) to 27th Ave. Continue south and then turn right on 135st/Opa-Locka Blvd then left on LeJuene. Turn right onto NW 133 St and find street parking and you are there. Erections from the south: I-95 to FL-932 W (exit 8B) to Le Juene and turn right (north) to NW 133 St and find street parking and you are there.
Romos pizza is on the corner of Lejune and 133St. and there is plenty of street parking nearby. That will be the on after if they are kind enough to stay open late for us.
Or as the hares says, "Start location is NW 133 St. at Lejune Rd. in beautiful Hialeah. From the North take I-95 to FL-9 South to 27Ave. then right on 135St. (Opalaka Blvd) then left on Lejune. Turn right onto 133 St. and find street parking.
From the South take I-95 to either FL-932 W (exit 8B) to Lejune Rd. go right (north) to 133 St. then turn left and find street parking. Or you can take the Gratigny, FL-924 west to Douglas road then take 2 rights to Lejune Rd. then left on 133St.
Romos pizza is on the corner of Lejune and 133St. and there is plenty of street parking nearby. That will be the on after if they are kind enough to stay open late for us. Other wise the on after will be either at Flanigans 1550 West 84th Street, Hialeah, FL 33014 or Hooters of Hialeah 680 West 49th Street, Hialeah, FL 33012.
$2 gets you a beer check, some circle beer and yummy orange food. No costume required."
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Post by virgindick on Mar 17, 2015 18:29:56 GMT -5
Wild Card Spring Break Luau Hash Monday, 3-23-15 Hare: Face Down Ass Up Time: pre-lube from 6pm Hare away at 7pm Cost: $3 includes beer and liquor checks and on after food. Please bring your own beaverages for pre-lube and circle Location: Kreepy Tiki's Tatoo, Boutique & Bar, 2608 S. Federal Hwy, Ft. Lick-her-tail, FL 33316 (305) 803-9014
Erections: I-95 to I-595 east and exit US1 north. The building is located immediately to the riight. Drive down the small alley to the rear and find the Spring breaking luau-ing hashers and you are there. (FYI - There is alos a CrossFit that shares the rear parking lot.)
On After: Kreepy Tiki's ... and possible live Hula Show Drink specials: Bucket of 5 PBR $10. Deep Eddy Vodka drinks for $4
Free food for all the hashers: Sandwiches, Veggie and Fruit Platter.
On On
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Post by virgindick on Mar 10, 2015 10:00:41 GMT -5
shit On My Sheet Green Dressy Thingy Wild Card Hash Monday 3-16-15 Hare: shit On My Sheets Time: Green Dressy pre-lube from 6:00pm Hares away at 7pm Cost: $3 includes 2 beer checks and some greenish orange food but you still should bring your own pre-lube and cirlce beer Location: Stout Bar & Grill, 3419 N Andrews Ave, Ft. Liquortale, FL 33309
Erections: I-95 to Oakland Park Blvd and east (toward Europe) to Andrews Ave. Turn left (north) on Andrews and then left (west) into the Stout Bar & Grill at 34th & Andrews, find the Green Dressy Thinged Hashers and you are there. So you ask yourself what exactly is GDTH? The answer is simple you can wear a green dress, a green tux, a green thong, or whatever your heart desires just dress in green. This will be a trail and on my Shig O Meter scale I rate it 3.5 on a scale of 1 to 5 with 5 being the toughest. Don't be scared trust me I'm Irish, okay maybe not but f*** you neither was St Patty Lol So please come out and join SOMS as we celebrate St Patty's Day with this fantastic trail followed by a great on after at Stout Bar and Grill where he has us set for over 60 craft beers for only $5 per beer all night plus a great St Patty's Day menu and drink specials as well. We will have our own party room and patio. Can't wait to see you on trail and remember your flashers all though time changes we still might get caught in the dark. Even though it will be Daylight Savings time for this Hash, but it is advisable to bring a flashlight/torch and to remember that at the Hash, Flashers are always appreciated.
Or as the Hare says, You are cordially invited to attend shit ON MY SHEETS Greeny Dressy Thingy Hash When: Mon March 16 Prelube at 6 hare away at 7 Where: Stout Bar & Grill 3419 N Andrews Ave Ft Lauderdale Fl 33309 Cost: $3 which gets you two beer checks, some greenish Orange food, and circle beer, that is if there some left over. ( you should bring your own pre lube and circle beer just in case) So you ask yourself what exactly is GDTH? The answer is simple you can wear a green dress, a green tux, a green thong, or whatever your heart desires just dress in green. This will be a trail and on my Shig O Meter scale I rate it 3.5 on a scale of 1 to 5 with 5 being the toughest. Don't be scared trust me I'm Irish, okay maybe not but f*** you neither was St Patty Lol So please come out and join me as we celebrate St Patty's Day with this fantastic trail followed by a great on after at Stout Bar and Grill where I have a us set for over 60 craft beers for only $5 per beer all night plus a great St Patty's Day menu and drink specials as well. We will have our own party room and patio. Can't wait to see you on trail and remember your flashers all though time changes we still might get caught in the dark.
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Post by virgindick on Mar 9, 2015 9:38:27 GMT -5
MIAMI H3 CALLE OCHO FESTIVAL HASH Sunday, March 15, 2015
Time: 2:00 pm. Hare away: 2:45 pm. Hare: Coming or Going? Cost for hash, beer, BBQ, and more: $10.00 . . . cheap! Start Location: Parking lot of the Jose Marti Park, located at 351 SW 4th Street, Miami, 33130.
Southbound on I-95: Watch for the big green sign that says: "Exit 2C, Miami Avenue, Downtown." It is a left lane exit. Take it. Miami Avenue is at the end of the exit ramp. Turn right on Miami Avenue and go over the bridge. Turn right at the first traffic light onto SW Seventh Street. Go to the second traffic light and turn right onto SW Third Avenue. Go to the end of 3rd Avenue, then make a left into the parking lot.
Northbound on I-95: US 1 north to I-95 and exit at "Exit 1B - SW 8th Street and Brickell Ave." At the end of the exit ramp, keep going straight. You are now on SW Third Avenue. Keep going straight. Turn left at the park before you drive into the river.
If the park lot is full, look for parking around Finnegan's River which is just across the street.
On-On-After will be the Bar B Q in the park; next to the river.
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Post by virgindick on Mar 9, 2015 7:38:19 GMT -5
Gangsters & Flappers Hash Thursday, March 12th
Hares: NFHN ethan, Don't Ask Don't Tell and Comes Too Fast Time: 6:30pm pre-lube and hares away at 7:15pm Miami time
Cost: $4 for beer check(s) and drive by shooting check(s) and snacks. BYOB for prelube and circle.
Location: NE 24th Street between NE 2nd Ave and the railroad tracks. Use this address as a landmark: 141 NE 24th Street, Miami, FL 33137. Parking is free after 6pm.
Erections: From the north, take I-95 South to 195 East and take the Biscayne Blvd exit on the right. Drive one block forward and make a left turn (south) at the light onto Biscayne Blvd. Continue south and make a right onto NE 24th Street. Go west approximately two blocks and park on the street.
From the south, get onto Biscayne Blvd and drive north (towards Canada) until you get to NE 24th Street and make a left. Go west approximately two blocks and park on the street.
We're getting the whole gang together to give NFHN Ethan a shitty name. In the spirit of the roaring 20's, wear your best gangster or flapper attire as we hash through the highlights and lowlights of the Midtown area. Round up the usual suspects and join this Mob scene with hipsters, hounds, Haitians, harlots and homeless people on trail.
On-After will be at Gramps, where it's officially Nerd Nite Miami.
Gramp's 176 NW 24th Street, Miami, FL 33137 Food trucks should be here (i.e. Ms. Cheesious)
Flashers are welcome on trail and whistles, too!
ON-ON!!!
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Post by virgindick on Mar 7, 2015 14:25:33 GMT -5
Virgin Dick's Birthday Happy Hour Friday March 13, 2015 It is my (Virgin Dick) 68th birthday, and thus the beginning of my 69th year (69 will be so fine) and I'm hoping you will cum and celebrate with me.
Date: Friday, 3-13-2015 Time: From 5:30pm Location; Old Hollywood Beer House, 2019 Harrison Street, Hollyweird, FL 33020
If you don't know, Old Hollywood Beerhouse features over 200 bottle beers (and a bunch on tap) from around the world. Each beer is $4, and they accept no credit cards (that means cash only) and will not run a tab (pay as you drink)! They have no food, but you can bring your own, or even order in if you like.
I'll be celebrating from about 5:30pm on, and then some of us will probably move over to Hollywood Blvd. and find dinner. I'm thinking The Greek Joint, but that's just my current thought.
I hope you can join me and get my 69th year off to a great start. See you there!
On On VD (aka Dick Paris)
PS This is not an "official" Hash event, so there will be no trail.
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Post by virgindick on Mar 5, 2015 9:31:05 GMT -5
Wild Card (naming) Hash Monday 3-9-15
Hares: nfhn mark (naming) with Pissahontas and Homeless Snatch Stand Cost: $2 but you should bring your beaverages for pre-lube and circle Time: 6:30pm, Hares away at 7pm Location: Rickey's Sports Bar & Grill 8389 Pines Blvd., Pembroke Pines, FL33024
Erections: From I-95 take the Hollywood Blvd exit west (Hollywood Blvd turns into Pines Blvd) past University Dr. and find the screaming hashers at Rickey's Sports Bar & Grill on the right (north) side of Pines Blvd. (From the Turnpike, take the Pines exit west and follow as above) From I-75 exit Pines Blvd east (toward Europe) and find the screaming hashers at Rickey's Sports Bar & Grill on the left (north) side of Pines Blvd.
It will be Daylight Savings time for this Hash, but it is advisable to bring a flashling/torch and to remember that at the Hash, Flashers are always appreciated.
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Post by virgindick on Mar 3, 2015 8:23:40 GMT -5
Hash Hare Schedule 3-2-15 Wild Card (Monday nights) list: March 9. 2015 – nfhn mark (naming trail) with Pissohantas March 16, 2015 – Green Dress Thing – shit on My Sheets March 23, 2015 – Lazy Lay March 30, 2015 – Anal Beadz (40th Birthday trail) April 6, 2015 – High Rise Surprise-ski April 13, 2015 – Sacks Squats (Birthday trail) April 20, 2015 – Anal 420 Hash – Teflon Willie and VD April 27, 2105 – Face Down, Ass Up Miami H3: (Thursday nights) list March 5, 2015 – Full Moon Hash – Mexi-Ho and Jamaican Me Horny March 12, 2015 – nfhn ethan (naming trail) w/Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell March 19, 2015 – Ice Hole Eater March 26, 2015 – April 2, 2015 – April 9, 2015 – April 16, 2015 – April 23, 2015 – April 30 2015 - May 7, 2015 – Graduation/Naming Hash – nfhn rachael w/Virgin Captain. Weekends, Holidays, and Theme Hashes list: March 5, 2015 (Thursday) – Full Moon Hash – Mexi-Ho & JamaicanMeHorny March 13, 2015 (Friday) – VD’s Birthday Hash Happy Hour March 15, 2015 (Sunday) – Calle Ocho Festival Hash – Cuming or Going? May 2, 2015 (Saturday) – BiAnal South Florida Awards Hash – VD, Teflon Willie, 3.5 Inch Drive, Buttherballs, & friends
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Post by virgindick on Mar 2, 2015 14:51:56 GMT -5
Full Moon Miami Hash Thursday 3-5-15 Hares: Jamaica Me Horny and MexiHo + Special Guest NFHN Jenny Time: 6:30pm pre-lube and hares away at 7:15pm Miami time or possibly 7:30pm Mexi tim Cost: $3 for beer check, two lick-her checks and snacks for circle.. BYOB for prelube and circle. F Location: Public parking lot on west side of Collins/A1A at 79th Street in Surfside. Parking is free after 6pm. Erections: North or south on A1A until you get to 79th Street in North Miami Beach / Surfside area. Join us as we hash under the light of the silvery moon to be followed by the sounds of drums. NFHN Jenny will lead a tantric sex yoga class for the howling Hashers. Bring your spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend, hot stranger, blow-up doll, or else grab a willing wanker and practice your moves together. Be advised that these tantric sex moves are not for everybody. The class will be very powerful and if you choose to partake, you will have a lifetime of great sex (maybe). Wear your favorite drumming or banging attire. Old shoes are recommended, because there may be wetness on trail. Trail will be A to B. Circle will be on the beach, close to the drum circle. The hares recommend bringing blankets, chairs, drums, alcohol, and a snack to share as the pack hangs out at the drum circle for the on-after. There will be an extra cooler for food. Bring flashlights as well as something to blow (like a whistle)... ON-ON!!!
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Post by virgindick on Feb 25, 2015 9:37:10 GMT -5
Spring Break Old School Wild Card (nfhn jill naming) Hash Monday 3-2-15
Hares: Anal Beadz, nfhn jill, and shit On My Sheets Time: 6:30pm Hares away at 7pm Cost: $3 includes 2 beer checks and a shot check but you should bring your own pre-lube beaverages and something for circle in case we run out of beer Location: The Deck, 619 N. Ft. Lauderdale Beach Blvd. Ft. Lickhertail, FL 33304
Erections: I-95 to Sunrise (exit 29) and go East (toward Europe). Continue east (don't make the curve to US1) to the beach and turn right (south) on A1A. Make a right (west) on Auramar St. and find the Old School Hashers parked behind the restaurant and you are there.
This is an old school naming hash. We will have two beer checks and a shot check. there will be games and prizes. Make sure to bring you sexiest bathing suits because we will be getting wet and wild.
Please be aware that it is dark when we are running trail so bring a flashlight/torch and remember, at the hash Flashers are always appreciated.
Or, as the hare says,
Spring Break Old School Jill's Naming Hash at The Deck on Fort Lauderdale Beach
Location: 619 North Fort Lauderdale Beach Boulevard Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33304
Take I-95 and Sunrise Blvd which is Exit 29 On Sunrise Blvd, Head East throughs the beach Make a right on A1A Make a Right on Auramar St and park in the parking lot behind the restaurant.
This is an old school naming hash. $3 hash cash. We will have two beer checks and a shot check. There will be games and prizes. Make sure to bring your sexiest bath suits because we will be getting wet and wild...
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Post by virgindick on Feb 24, 2015 14:41:48 GMT -5
Aloha Miami Hash Thursday - Feb 26 2015 Hares: Only When I'm Drunk, Secret Cervix and special guest Mt My Lymp Dick Time: 6:30 pm Hares away at 7 pm Cost: $3 US, which includes a foamy homey beer check Where: Far north end of the parking garage by Monty's and the Miami Beach marina, where we've hashed from several times before. Make sure to park in a spot labeled "Visitors". Erections: Take I-95 (from North or South) and go east (not toward Hawaii) on I-395 / MacArthur Causeway to Alton Rd. south exit (right lane). After turning right onto Alton, go down (heh) to the entrance for Monty's on your right. Pull in (heh) and take another right into the parking structure for Monty's. Drive all the way to the north part of the garage, until you can't go no mo'. Look for a (w)hole gang of south pacific buffoons and yer there! Well you can thank/blame NFHN Kel for this thrown-together, likely shitty, trail since he backed out of his scheduled hash date. We'll definitely remember this crime if/when he's named, assuming our brain cells remain intact (not bloody likely). Luckily Secret Cervix and OnlyWhenI'mDrunk volunteered to save the day with a special guest (dis)appearance by MtMyLympDick (who will be leaving for the 50th state the next day, hence the Aloha theme). According to the interwebs, in the Hawaiian language "aloha" means hello, goodbye, affection, peace, compassion and mercy. These are many of the often contradictory emotions you'll be experiencing during this trail. So wear your favorite grass skirt, coconuts, lei or volcano and celebrate the state that gave us the mai tai, macadamia nuts and President Obama. (Actually, the mai tai was invented by a bartender in San Francisco, the macadamia tree is indigenous to Australia, and Barack Obama was born in Kenya, but you get the idea). On-after will be nearby, details in circle. Hopefully a better-late-than-never appearance by the MexiHo.
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Post by virgindick on Feb 17, 2015 11:20:59 GMT -5
Wild Card Hash Monday, February 23, 2015
Hares - whore Shack & cock Work Orange Time: 6:30sht - Pre-lube, 7:00sht - hares away Start location - ZF Marine 15391 SW 29th Street - Miramar Hash cash - $3.00 inclusive - pre-lube, trail (shot check & beer check) and circle D-erections - start location is located just North of Miramar Parkway, off of dykes Rd. From I-75, exit at Miramar Parkway (West) and travel to dykes Road (1st traffic light), turn right and go North to the 1st intersection and turn right onto 29th Street. Head East on 29th until you get to the industrial park, and look for the geeked up hares and jacked up hounds near the ZF Marine building. For any other information or day-of d-erections, contact whore Shack at 772-260-7048
Remember it is dark when we hash this time of year, so bring a flashlight/torch, and know that at the Hash, flashers are always appreciated!
Hash Hotline: 954-680-HASH (4274)
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