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Post by virgindick on Jan 8, 2015 9:14:46 GMT -5
A Good Old Fashion Quick & Dirty Wild Card Hash Monday 1-12-15 Hare: Silver Hummer Time: 6:30pm Hare away around 7pm Cost: Still only $1 but you should bring your own beaverages. What will $1 get you? A HASH. Trail and beer check. No theme, no costumes, no 3 hour liquor stop, no naming, no games, no homemade pastries. Just a good old-fashioned, quick and dirty hash. BYOB for prelube and circle. Location: Sheraton/Abandoned Fashion Mall parking lot north of Broward and University (on west side of University)
Erections: From the South take anything (I-95, I-75, etc.) to I-595 and go to the University north exit. Follow University north across Broward Blvd.and turn Left (west) onto NW 3rd St and into the Sheraton Suites. Look for the screaming hasher on the north side of the abandoned parking garage and you are there.
From the North take I-95 to Broward Blvd and head west to University. Turn Right (north) on University and turn Left (west) onto NW 3rd St and into the Sheraton Suites. Look for the screaming hasher on the north side of the abandoned parking garage and you are there. On-After: Buffalo Wild Wings. Lots of TVs for the college football fans.
Don't forget it gets dark early, so bring a flashlight or torch and remember that at the Hash, Flashers are always appreciated!
Or, as the hare says, "Start location: Sheraton/Abandoned-Fashion-Mall parking lot north of Broward Blvd. and University Dr. Erections: Consult "The Google" to get to University and Broward Blvd. Head north on University Dr.. Turn LEFT at light on NW 3rd St. into Sheraton Suites (1st light). Park on north side of abandoned parking garage. Cost: $1 What will $1 get you? A HASH. Trail and beer check. No theme, no costumes, no 3 hour liquor stop, no naming, no games, no homemade pastries. Just a good old-fashioned, quick and dirty hash. BYOB for prelube and circle. On-After: Buffalo Wild Wings. Lots of TVs for the college football fans.
-- Hanlon's Razor - Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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Post by virgindick on Jan 5, 2015 11:43:18 GMT -5
Goodbye Sunshine, Hello Frostbite Thursday, January 8, 2015
Hares: Size Matters and Jamaican Me Horny Time: 6:30 pm prelube and hares away at 7:00 pm Cost: $2 includes Beer Check and Liquor Check and snacks BYOB for prelube and circle
Location: The Shops at Midtown Miami parking lot near Miami Ave & NE 36th St. The time has come for Size Matters to say goodbye to the hotness and sunny skies of South Florida and mush her dog sled back up to the frigid tundra of North Dakota. She's going back to continue her edumacation in grad school at OhMyfuckingGodIt'sColdHere University. Before she goes, she wants to make sure to Leave No Hasher's Bare Behind as she masterfully makes her exit. In the spirit of going back to school, please put on your best schoolgirl outfits and expect to be disciplined on trail. Erections: Take I-95 (North or South) and exit towards I-195 E (Julia Tuttle causeway) Take Biscayne Blvd exit on the right Drive west (towards China) straight past Biscayne Blvd and over the railroad tracks on NE 36th St. You'll see Midtown Miami on your left Enter (left) on the north side entrance of the parking garage between Target and Ross from NE 36th St. Go to the top of ramp and turn right to park on west side of garage
Look for naughty harriettes in short skirts and uneducated half-minds drinking beer and you are there! Trail will be A to B, but circle won't be too far from the start On-After: 100 Montaditos 3252 NE 1st Ave #104 Miami, FL 33137
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Post by virgindick on Dec 30, 2014 12:24:18 GMT -5
It’s My Birthday and I’ll Hare If I Want To…Even If My 3 Dicks are Still Missing, Full Moon/WildCard Hash Monday, January 5, 2015
Hares: 3 Missing Dicks with K9 Punisher & shit on My Sheet Time: 6:30, Hares away at 7 Cost: Trail $3 includes beer check, shot check, circle (BYOB pre-lube) (see below for on-after costs)
Location: 4851-4855 W Hillsboro Blvd, Coconut Creek 33073
Erections: From the WPB Corned Beef/Hurricane – South on I-95, exit Hillsboro Blvd, turn right and head (who said?) about 4 miles west, enter lot on right, one block west of Lyons Road and look for a bunch of drinking wankers.
From the Miami Tropical - North on I-95, exit Hillsboro Blvd West, head (I’ll take some of that!) about 4 miles west, enter lot on right, one block west of Lyons Road and look for a bunch of drinking wankers.
It is my birthday and I cannot wait to take my wanker friends on a fun and exciting trail. OK…forget fun and exciting…take you on a trail that leads to BEER. Now that I have your attention: Trail is not dog or child friendly. Don’t forget your lights, you will need them. On after at my house for $7 includes beverages, hot dogs, hamburgers (choices available for non-red meat or non-meat eaters) and companion foods…did I mention beer is included…oh, and cake. Oh, yea and a full moon toast.
There will be 3MD Berfday/Full Moon shirts available to commemorate the event for $10. I did not order many, so hit me up for pre-sale to be sure you get one.
The Legend of the 3 Missing Dicks (yep, to the tune of 3 Blind Mice)
Three missing dicks, Where can they be, where can they be, They were all together on the graveyard’s wall, But could not be seen because of nightfall, And although we did all have a ball, We missed my dicks!
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Post by virgindick on Dec 26, 2014 11:08:04 GMT -5
Starting Off on the RIGHT Foot and Drinking Whatever is LEFT Thursday, January 1, 2015
Hare: Don't Ask Don't Tell Time: 3:30 pm prelube and hare away at 4:00 pm Cost: $2 includes Beer Check and Liquor Check and snacks BYOB for prelube and circle
Location: Public Parking Lot between 80th St and 81st St on Collins Ave. (west side) Across the street from the North Shore State Rec Area Miami Beach, FL 33141
Erections: I-195 E (Julia Tuttle causeway) to Alton Rd north. Take Alton Rd north until is merges with 63rd St and continue east, until the only choice you have is to make a left on Collins Ave. Continue up to 80th St. and the parking lot will be on your left (west side). Look for bleary-eyed and hungover hashers and you are there!
Or as the hare says, Let's start this New Year off on the RIGHT foot by hashing and drinking beer! I'll gather up whatever beer I have LEFT from NYE and lay a shitty trail starting in north Miami Beach.
Did you know... In some Latin American countries (Miami qualifies as all of them), including Mexico and Brazil, it's believed the color of your underwear will influence what kind of year you'll have. Tradition holds that yellow underwear will bring prosperity and success, red will bring love and romance, white will lead to peace and harmony and green will ensure health and well-being,
So, be prepared for an underwear check on trail!
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Post by virgindick on Dec 24, 2014 8:29:28 GMT -5
X-treme After-Christmas Hash Monday, 12-29-14
Hares: Anal Beadz & nfhn Mark Time: 6:30 pm Hares away at 7 pm Cost: $3 but you should bring your own beaverages for pre and post activity. Hash cash covers beer check beer, shot check and liquor check Location: Quarterdeck in Sunrise, FL
Erections: A. Cuming from Hollywood 1. Take I-95 North to I-595 2. Go West on I-595 to Flamingo Rd 3. Make a right (north) on Flamingo Rd to Sunrise Blvd 4. Restaurant located on the Southeast side of Sunrise and Flamingo Rd.
B. Cuming from Miami 1. Take I-75 North to I-595 2. Go East on I-595 to Flamingo Rd 3. Make a left on Flamingo Rd to Sunrise Blvd 4. Restaurant located on the Southeast side of Sunrise and Flamingo Rd.
C. Cuming from West Palm Beach 1. Take SawGrass Express Way to Sunrise Blvd 2. Go East on Sunrise Blvd to Flamingo Rd 3. Restaurant located on the Southeast side of Sunrise and Flamingo Rd.
D. Cuming from Fort Lauderdale 1. Take I-95 South to I-595 2. Go West on I-595 to Flamingo Rd 3. Make a right on Flamingo Rd to Sunrise Blvd 4. Restaurant located on the Southeast side of Sunrise and Flamingo Rd. E. If you dislike I-595 during rush hour traffic, take Sunrise and head straight to Flamingo Rd. Restaurant located on the Southeast side of Sunrise and Flamingo Rd.
This is going to be a kid and dog friendly hash. We encourage you to Wear your sexiest Holiday attire.
The trail is scouted and we are going to start at Quarterdesk in Sunrise.
Quarterdeck Restaurants 12310 W Sunrise Blvd, Plantation, FL (954) 423-4197
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Post by virgindick on Dec 22, 2014 17:20:37 GMT -5
The theme of this year's King Mango Strut Parade is "Life is Just Ebola Cherries"
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Post by virgindick on Dec 22, 2014 16:49:57 GMT -5
WARNING: THIS PARADE CONTAINS BULLshitTERS & NUTS! Running of the Bullshitters Hash and King Mango Strut Parade Sunday, December 28, 2014
Hares: Wimp and VD Time: 10 am (prep and pre-lube) Hares away (head to parade) at 1 pm Parade at 2 pm Cost: $5 includes beer. T-shirts are extra (around $10 each, notify Butt Plug at butt plug mercog9025@comcast.net and hope for the best if you haven't already ordered a shirt). Bring some brunching/munching food if you want to eat and share before the parade. Location: Wimp's house is at 3569 Loquat Ave. in Coconut Grove 33133
Erections: From the north take I-95 until it ends and merges into US1. Continue on US1 (Dixie Hwy) to SW 37th Ave (Douglass Rd) and turn left (south) on Douglass and go through the light at Grand and turn left (east) on Loquat Ave.. Wimp's house is a long block and half down on the left at 3569 Loquat, find the Strutting Bullshitting Hashers and you are there.
Please wear all white (we have red sashes, but you can bring your own) and be a Bullshitter. If you have ideas and/or want to be a player, let VD know (VD@ix.netcom.com), and in any case bring whatever costume material, sign making supplies, and all the sarcasm you can muster.
Call VD at (786) 859-2333 if you have suggestions or need help!
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Post by virgindick on Dec 18, 2014 9:56:20 GMT -5
Shop 'till Ya Drop Wild Card Hash Monday 12-22-14
Hare: Butt Plug Time: 6:30 pm Hare away at 7 pm Cost: $3 covers Beer check, Shot check and Caroling Location: 13610 Pines, Pembroke Pines, FL 33027
Erections: East – Exit I-95 on Hollywood Blvd and head west (Hollywood Blvd turns into Pines Blvd) almost to the Everglades and turn left into the Shopping Center just west of SW 136th Avenue (there's a Chili's there) West – Exit I-75 and head east on Pines Blvd, pass SW 145 Ave and turn right into the Shopping Center (where there's a Chili's).
Or as the hare says, "Yes Hashers….it’s that time of the year. Break out your best holiday garb, stretch those hammies and get your vocal chords ready to Hash and Carol at yet another South Florida Mall. When: December 22, 2014 Where: 13610 Pines Blvd. Pembroke Pines, FL 33027. Look for the hashers ready to shop and you are there! Prelube: 6:30 pm Hare Away: 7:00 pm Shiggy Factor: Low Water Crossing: No Kids: Unless you want them to be scarred for life after singing the hash version of Walking in a Winter Wonderland……I’d say NO! Dogs: Yes for trail….probably not the On-After Cost: $3 1 Beer Check, 1 Shot Check and Caroling On-After: The Pub in Pembroke Gardens
Please bring your own yuletide beaverages for pre-lube and circle
Erections: East – Exit I-95 and head west almost to the Everglades and turn left into the Shopping Center just west of SW 136th Avenue
West – Exit I-75 and head east, past SW 145 Ave and turn right into the Shopping Center"
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Post by virgindick on Dec 17, 2014 16:54:13 GMT -5
SantaCon (Ft. Liquortale) Hash Saturday 12-20-14
Hares: Butt Plug, Cajun Ass Mustard & Anal Beadz Time: 5pm Cost: $5 includes beer and shot checks Location: Huizenga Park
Erections: Take I-95 to Broward Blvd and go East (toward Europe). Turn right (south) on Andrews Ave., Huizenga Park will appear on the SE corner of Andrews and Las Olas, find the Santaconning Hashers and you are there.
The Hash Hotline is 954-680-HASH (4274)
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Post by virgindick on Dec 17, 2014 10:51:00 GMT -5
Orphans Christmas Hash, Feast and Gift Xchange Thursday, 12-25-14
Hares: The Baby Jesus n Frenchy Wench. When: Christmas Happy Hour at 4 pm - hares away when the snowfalls, or when they're properly chilled - there will be trail n lights Locale: Frenchy's cozy Cabin at 1312 Citrus Isle . Cost: It's Christmas!!! But - bring your own beaverages and food to share (real food - not the orange stuff unless it is sweet potatoes) The Wench will provide a bird - other main course fare would be greatly appreciated so message Frenchy to disorganize. Be there with bells on (and tinsel, garland, lights.......)
Chinese Christmas gift exchange: in the annual tradition, bring an inexpensive but interesting wrapped gift for this fun gift stealing game.
Erections: 95 to Davie Blvd; head (yep, said it) east; go over the draw bridge and make a right at SW 9th Ave then make your first right on Citrus Isle. Almost to the end on the left 1312 Citrus Isle - there will be a lot that looks like a wooded park across the street (you can parallel park in front of it). Please be respectful of neighbors when parking - thanks! HO HO Onon!!
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Post by virgindick on Dec 16, 2014 12:24:44 GMT -5
Miami H3 Tropical Hash Thursday, 12-18-14
Hares: Size Matters with Argentuna and Comes Too Fast Time: 6:30 pm, Hares away around 7 pm Cost: Only $2 but you should bring your own beaverages Start location: Tropical Park, 7900 Bird Road entrance, first parking lot on the right
Size Matters is visiting Miami, taking a break from school. As she thaws in South Florida, she will hare this Thursday, so we get to find out how life is in North Dakota.
Erections: Take the Palmetto Expressway (826) to Bird Rd. On Bird head (who said...?) west. Take the first left into the Park, find screaming hashers in the first parking lot on the right and you are there.
On after to be determined.
It is getting dark earlier now, so bring a flashlight/torch and know that flashers are always appreciated. Also traffic is bad this time of the year, plan accordingly.
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Post by virgindick on Dec 9, 2014 10:14:30 GMT -5
Merry Christmas fuck You & That Scrooge Red & Green X-Mas Hash Monday, Dec 15 2014 Hares: shit On My Sheets and Columbust On My Tits When: pre lube 5:30pm hares away at 7 Cost: $2 which includes 3 quality beer checks, one with shots, orange food, and one of the greatest trails you will ever run. Special guest at chalk talk and post drinks. Which means bring your own pre lube please. Where: 2870 E. Sunrise Blvd, Ft Lauderdale 33304
Okay so Christmas is my favorite Holiday of the year and I am in the mood for giving so I'm going all out for this one. If you should miss it, you will probably have Hashers rubbing it in your face for months to come. This trail is not dog nor child-friendly due to some trespassing and it may enter a venue or two. There will be some shiggy and possibly some water crossings, so bug spray and flashlights are not a bad idea for this one either. Erections: I95 (you think) from any direction to Sunrise Boulevard head east yes I said it, about 4 miles just over the Intracoastal; soon as you cross the bridge make right at the first light by 7-Eleven, then another quick right, take the road to the end, and look for tail gating red and green wearing celebrating Hashers. There is free parking for about 30 to 40 cars, all parking must be west of the restaurant. After that you have to find the nearest meter which is $1.25 per hour. Early bird gets the worm and the parking space Lol On after will be at the Mexican Cantina featuring 24 ounce Dos Equis for just $4.50 and the best fajitas anywhere.
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Post by virgindick on Dec 9, 2014 9:31:30 GMT -5
Hash Hare Schedule 12-9-14 Wild Card (Monday nights) list: December 15, 2014 – shit on My Sheets December 22, 2014 – Shop ‘Till You Drop Hash – Butt Plug December 29, 2014 – Extreme Christmas Hash – Anal Beadz January 5, 2015 – 3 Missing Dicks (Birthday trail) – Full Moon Hash January 12, 2015 – Mail Order Bride - Anniversary Hash January 19, 2015- whoreshack January 26, 2015 – Lazy Lay (Birthday trail) February 2, 2015 – Ground Hog Day Hash – Cum Again February 9, 2015 - February 16, 2015 – Mardi Gras Hash – Frigid Lei Miami H3: (Thursday nights) list December 11, 2014 – Mount My Limp Dick & nfhn don December 18, 2014 – Size Matters (Homecuming & Birthday trail) w/Argentuna & Cums Too Fast December 25, 2014 – January 1, 2015 – Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell January 8, 2015 – ArgenTuna January 15, 2015 – Strictly Dickly (Birthday trail) January 22, 2015 – Stop the Bus (Tutu Hash) January 29, 2015 – February 5, 2015 - March 12, 2015 – March 19, 2015 – Ice Hole Eater Weekends, Holidays, and Theme Hashes list: December 20, 2014 (Saturday) – SantaCon Hash – TBD January 5, 2015 (Monday) – Full Moon Wild Card Hash – 3 Missing Dicks March 13, 2015 (Friday) – VD’s Birthday Hash Happy Hour
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Post by virgindick on Dec 8, 2014 10:47:11 GMT -5
Hashing Through the Glory(us) Holes Thursday - 12/11/14 Hares: Mount My Limp Dick and NFHN Don Time: 6:30 pm Hares away at 7 pm Where: Far north end of the parking garage by Monty's and the Miami Beach marina, where we've hashed from several times before. Make sure to park in a spot labeled "Visitors". Cost: $5 US, which includes pre-lube and circle beaverages - as well as a shot check and a really cool secret beer check. Think you've already hashed and seen the (w)hole terrain of South Beach before? Well, you're wrong. Your hares will guide you as you explore the high and low holes on the beach - leading to a secret, hidden hole that you didn't even know was there! Erections: Take I-95 (from North or South) and go east (towards Europe) on I-395 / MacArthur Causeway to Alton Rd. south exit (right lane). Go down to the entrance for Monty's on your right. Pull in and take another right into the parking structure for Monty's. Drive all the way to the north of the garage, until you can't go no mo'. Look for the (w)hole gang of glory-seeking, beer-guzzling asshole Hashers and you are there!
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Post by virgindick on Dec 6, 2014 12:14:03 GMT -5
Perfect day for a Full Moon Hash. Cum on down. See you on trail. On On - VD
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